That's Harassment

BASED ON A REAL INCIDENT

It was kind of sad and hilarious

because I walked in

and there's this little girl crying.

And I'm like, "Is this a funeral

or a birthday party, because I'm confused."

Like, I don't know.

- Oh, so then what happened? - Oh, let's try this one.

So, my mom was telling her that now I'm working with you,

and that I'm dressing you

for "Detectives from the Future."

And you know, she said that if she wanted,

I could get you to make a video,

wishing her a happy birthday.

- Oh yeah? - Yeah.

I don't love that one.

Actually, let's try another one. I'm sorry.

Sure.

- So, what did she say? - Oh, she lost it.

I mean, the kid went psycho.

Like, she stopped crying and all of a sudden, boom,

it's like she was suddenly high.

Oh, seriously?

Yeah, like she couldn't stop talking,

she was running around telling everybody.

- Oh. - Bob's making me a personal video,

and I'm gonna have this video from Bob.

And no one's gonna have -- I mean, honestly,

you should have been there, it was crazy. Bananas.

Bob was making her a personal video, huh?

I was gonna ask you.

I even told her

that I had to make sure that you were okay with it.

It's a lot to ask.

I know, I know. I don't like making promises

without asking you.

And I'm so sorry. I should --

Come on, I'm kidding.

- - What, are you crazy?

You jerk!

No, of course I would do that for you. My God! Yeah.

Oh! You're so sweet.

- You're the best! - No problem.

How is she related to you?

- Oh, she's my niece. - Ah.

Yeah. I mean, seriously, my sister should be arrested.

I mean, who does that?

You plan a birthday party for your daughter,

then you make sure that her friends show up, you know?

Actually, now that I think about it,

my mom did the same thing

and it's just like --

Oh, whoa!

- Whoa! -

- Look who popped out. -

Come on, what are you doing?

I'm not doing anything.

He's got a mind of his own.

A mind of his own? Oh, okay.

He just popped out to say hello.

Yeah, well, you know, okay.

He said hello and now pop that thing back in.

Okay.

Uh, hey, maybe you can give me a hand.