Fast & Furious Spy Racers

- Locked on to target. We're keeping pace. - Good. Maintain altitude and speed.

That's what "keeping pace" means...

Oh...

Remember, team, Rafaela may be the most obnoxious human alive,

but she's also a criminal mastermind.

Rafaela...

The chickens are about to come home to roost.

I always wondered what that expression meant.

It means you're going to arrest that hot mess. Now, just go!

- She's not in the back. - She's not here either.

Kaboom!

Say goodbye forever, uggos!

Oh, we got a problem!

Oh, no! We took the bait. Dang it!

Yo, we gotta go.

Aw, look! You're an angel.

Because you're in the sky, and you're dead.

- Whew! - Ready or not, here I come!

Thanks. I'm tired of getting kicked by that woman.

You gotta block more. Get those arms up, Toretto!

Yo, guys! Did you know that Fiji is actually made up of 333 islands,

but only 100 of them are inhabited?

Now, that's a fun fact.

Yo, this isn't a vacation, so drop the brochure.

Okay, okay. But just one selfie real quick.

Everyone, smile.

Aw, man! Photobomb.

Kaboom!

Oh, man!

Real bombed!

Pull back! You're in a minefield.

Okay, everyone stay on high alert.

Rafaela's about to find out, where there's smoke, there's fire.

I'm not sure that expression works for this scenario.

If you'd catch Rafaela, I wouldn't be out of pithy one-liners.

Aw, I can't believe we're in Paris! The City of Brotherly Love.

Mind if I pop up real quick and check out the Eiffel Tower?

Cisco, not now!

Rafaela could be anywhere.

Surprise!

Sorry, gotta ghost.

- Ha! - Uh-oh.

Guys, we got her! She's on a road to nowhere.

What the heck, Toretto! You just took my line!

Some people have no respect.

No, no!

What?

Looks like the chase ends in Switzerland.

Is that where we are? Switzerland? Or is it Iceland? Or Greenland?

I don't know. Some kind of land.

Man, I think all the change in altitude and climate are...

messing with my head and giving me a cold.

Getting a cold has nothing to do with climate.

- Colds are viruses. The end. - Not true.

Temperature change weakens the immune system,

constant altitude changes lead to gland confusion and excessive mucus production.

And bam! That's a cold.

Would you two infectious disease specialists knock it off?

We're on a mission!

Kaboom!

- Yeah! Boulder buster. - Layla and Echo, you two on the way?

Coming up now.

Whoa!

Try to follow this!

Psych!

Dang it.

So, how did you find me?

We picked up your scent when you crossed the equator.

You could cut back on the perfume.

Maybe I enjoy this game of cat and mouse.

This dance... This appetizer before the main course.

Yeah? Well, the appetizers are over. Time to pull out the dinner plates

because you're going to need a spoon to eat meatloaf, and knife something!

"Knife something?"

How about "eat your words" or "get your just desserts?"

It was right there for you! Big softball.

Whatever. Agents have the building surrounded. It's over.

It is over... for you.

Ceiling assassins.

See you later, Toretto.

We've got these guys. Get Rafaela.

Huh?

Like the shoes? I'm always on the cutting edge of spy trends.

Oh, great! Now everyone has them.

Actually, mine light up.

No!

No one.

Has. Better. Shoes. Than. Me.

Sorry, Tony. This is where we depart.

Or more accurately, this is where you depart. From life!

What is this?

I put a ring on it.

No. No, no, no.

Looks like the chickens have finally come home to roost.

Bawk, bawk.

What is it?

It looks like Rafaela was my hundredth high-profile arrest.

Ms. Nowhere is getting an official agency-sanctioned employee gathering

in her honor!

- A party? - We don't call them parties.

I did it, Gary! I finally did it!

We did it together.

I did it!

- What's that thing she's doing? - I think that's a smile.

Creepy!

I don't like it.

You sure you want to?

Am I sure? Yeah, I'm sure. Fire when ready.

- This is stupid. - Stupid awesome!

I bet this goes viral.

Oh, you think so? Wow. Aw, I always wanted my 15 minutes...

Did you get it?

Aw, no. Forgot to press the record button. Let's do it again.

Hey. Looks like nothing's changed round here.

- No way! - Tuco!

Uncle Tuco? Bro! What are you doing here?

I'm in town for the night.

Thought I'd swing by the old neighborhood and visit my favorite nephew.

Nice job with that boxing glove to the gut.

I once took a cannonball to the old six-pack myself.

Spent a month in the hospital afterwards, but totally worth it.

I can't believe how you've grown.

The last time I saw you, I was 13. You let me drive on the freeway.

That was dangerous.

And I was still in elementary school! Bet I look way different now.

Actually, you kind of look the same.

But taller, right?

Not really.

Aw...

Hi. I'm Layla.

Tuco. I've heard a lot about you.

You have?

Tuco's my uncle, and a famous luchador in Mexico City.

You gotta see my new routine.

My luchador persona is a mythical creature who reunites the world.

Well, first he destroys everything, then he reunites the world.

Kind of a two-step process: destroy, reunite.

Wanna see some highlights?

Heck, yeah!

First, there's the Jaguar's Bite.

Then I do the Setting Sun.

Oh, man! I feel like a real wrestler.

Then, when my opponent is on the ground, writhing in pain,

I climb to the top of the rope and do the Lava Leap - a backflip body slam.

Want me to show you?

Uh, I... I think I'm gonna pass on that one.

I want to see.

Anyway, it's a living.

I love the garage. I guess being a spy has its perks.

It's wild. We just got back from a trip around the world

chasing a crazy lady with mind control and a weather machine.

Hey, I told you that stuff was real.

Let me show you our car gear. You're gonna trip, man.