Sex Is Zero 4

Hello, I'm Pado.

I chose that name 'cause I want to live like a strong wave.

When I was young, I saw a young girl with straight hair.

She had beautiful eyes.

My heart beat, and I fell in love.

Don't give me a hard time. I really liked her.

Haa haa, you're pretty. What's your name?

It's Bada? Then I'll be Pado.

These days, nobody cares.

The withered soul of the exhausted rose.

Come into by arms. Hold out your arms.

I don't have anything to soothe you.

Get lost. Don't babble on, just get lost.

Get lost, you stupid fool.

Loving someone isn't a sin. Tell me now.

Produced by Zzam Entertainment

Kim Han

Cha Soyoung Kim Yerim

Jung Hyunsuk Yoo Min

Lee Yongho Kim Youngmin

Written and directed by Bong Mandae

Beautiful Pado and Bada

Video Room

Bada, I love you

Fuck you. Get lost.

Get lost. Fuck you...

- What's up? - Hey.

What do you want?

- What are you doing! - Get lost, fuck you.

- What are you doing tonight? - Just hanging out.

- Hey! - What! You surprised me.

You should be studying for your college exams.

Why do you keep going to the video rooms?

Hey, where are you going? We're getting together tonight.

Those guys?

- What's that? - What do you think?

Good-for-nothings? Hey!

What is that?

Just keep up with your studies, okay?

Where are you going?

You just get to your studying.

Hey, if you suck well, I'll give you a tip.

Really? What's a good suck?

Don't use your three front teeth.

Use your gums and then take it in deep.

- Oh, is that so? - Yeah, that's the best.

If I do well, is there more than a tip?

- Of course. - Is that so?

- But... - What?

Your dick's not that great.

Hey, what do you mean? It's been certified.

Really?

Hey, my ass isn't too clean.

Shit, it's been a while.

Fuck, you're a total sex machine.

Shit, yeah.

God, you're awesome.

Hey, still at it?

Give him some extra service so I can get free meals.

Hurry up and finish it up.

I like you so much.

Really?

Grab me harder.

- Aren't you overdoing it? - Nope.

- I'd like to see you come. - Shit, just go on.

Hey, mister. How much is a second round?

You want a second round?

Well, you know how it is these days.

It's about 15 grand.

Of course, a used one only costs about 80 bucks.

I like your sense of humor.

It's my area of specialty.

Oh, she's taken.

She's expensive.

Damn, money, money.

I like your style.

Haa haa, you're pretty. What's your name?

It's Bada? Then I'll be Pado.

Yo yo yo yo, I really liked her.

Tell me now!

Thank you. I'll give it my best.

Bada, I love you!

Haven't seen you in a while.

I hear you've been studying hard.

I think I am.

Rumor has it you're dating the gas delivery guy.

Here.

I'll get you money whenever I can.

I want news of my mom as soon as possible.

You're close with the American soldiers.

You interested in working with me?

No.

I found a black dude, too. You wanted to ride one.

Forget it.

You know the unit out front? They love our video.

They're going crazy trying to meet an Oriental chick.

- So why did you come? - To inhale some bond.

I think I'll get a job.

Come and learn how to shave at my store.

I don't want to.

Don't act so elegant.

I didn't want to say this, but you don't have any skills.

And it's not like you have a good education.

I won't tell your sister, just think about it.

A customer told me today.

If you fuck American soldiers,

you can learn English and earn dollars.

Should I test this ring?

What is that?

This? It's a ring.

I'm gonna show you the time of your life tonight.

It's almost time for my sister to come back.

Yeah?

Hey, look at this. Do you see this?

Wanna do it?

How much did you pay?

This?

You know me, I didn't pay for it.

I bought it with a tip. I'll turn off the light.

- Now what? - Hold still.

That hurts.

Mother fucking assholes.

Hey, what the fuck are you doing!

Who do you think you are?

I'm the gas delivery boy.

What are you gonna achieve by staring at me?

Goddamn.

I paid taxes to have this road paved.

I threw tofu on that road, got a problem?

You mother fucker. I'm talking to you.

If you keep up that attitude you won't last long.

Fucker.

You fucking asshole. Goddamnit!

You want to try that Hong Kong kiss again?

Hey, when did you start seeing that fucker behind my back?

Who are you to tell me what to do?

What are you, my mom or dad?

That money you gave me? Take it back.

I don't need your sympathy.

Are you rich, moron?

Hey!

Go ahead, hit me. You can't even hit me.

Ooh, you little...

What are you getting worked up for?

Goddamn. Fine, forget it.

What have you ever done for me?

You didn't do shit.

If I was treated that way, I'd at least give my body.

Now I see the truth.

Is that why you were so nice to me?

Is that what the money was for?

Stupid fool.

Do you really wanna do it with me?

You're a sex man? Yes.

Really? Yes, okay.

Tell me, hair. Hair, hair, hair.

Lots of hair means lots of sex.

No hair means bad luck.

Who says so? You ever do it?

You ever eat one? No hair?

What are you doing?

Bada, I really wanted to do it with you.

You know how I feel, don't you?

I don't care if you're not a virgin.

I won't leave you.

It's my first.

Fuck, yeah right. There aren't any virgins.

Just look at me.

I'll kill you if you do a messy job.

Is it okay?

Forget it. I'm gonna kill you.

What am I gonna do.

Here, wipe my face.

It's all yours anyway.

Still, wipe it.

There isn't any. It's clean.

- Really? - Is it sticky?

Isn't it sticky here? It looks like it would be.

Hey, why do you have such a big butt?

Hey, I'm a glamour girl.

You call this glamour? This is glamour?

- Hey, don't hit me. - Quiet.

Can't I smack you?

- It hurts. - What hurts?

It hasn't even gone in yet.

It hurts 'cause you're about to put it in.

It's yours.

Here.

Hey, I could massage you with this.

I could rub this all over your body.

I don't want a massage.

That tickles.

Stop running away.

That tickles.

Hold still.

That tickles.

Hold on, I'll touch you up front.

Don't.

- Why? - It tickles, stop.

Really, stop. That tickles.