Bling

Yah!

Oh! Yah!

Sam O'Malley!

Show me what's in your hand!

I told you, it's a... secret.

Well, I don't like secrets.

Sue, it's time for your riding lessons.

- Be right there! - Ugh! - Hey!!

You don't do what I say, then I'll have to use...

- Don't! - ...extreme measures.

Sue Widdington, what are you doing, young lady?

Sam has something in his hand and I wanna know what it is. Ah!

Stop it!

Sam, will you please just show her what's in your hand?

But I don't want to.

Then I'm not gonna stop!

Fine, fine, I give up.

Hand it over!

Uh...

Is that a soda-can lid?

Oh... no.

It's a wedding ring.

Sue...

Sam wants you to marry him.

No, I don't.

It's just a soda-can lid, like you said.

Oh, good.

Because Sue is a special girl.

Remember, if you want to marry a Widdington,

you have to be a great man.

And great men only give great rings.

Sue...

* A shimmer under starlight *

* And the future shines so bright *

* So oh oh *

Oh!

* There's a sparkle in your eyes *

* Dancing under the moonlight *

* And you know it's right it's right *

* You know oh oh *

* Years go by *

* It's our time *

* Together a promise forever *

* I'm ready to say I do *

* Vow to you *

* Oh I will *

* That I will care *

Sue O'Malley.

Mrs. Sue O'Malley!

Oh.

Oh!

* Say I do ooh ooh *

* Ooh ooh ooh *

* There's an image in my mind *

* Clear as an evening sky *

* When you say yes and I'm finally whole *

* Oh oh *

Sue Widdington...

...will you marry me?

No!!! Ow!

Your days are numbered, Baron von Bacon.

You'll defeat me when pigs fly!!

Kit, Wilmer, please!

I mean, save it for the show.

I'm trying to practice here.

You practice your lines more than we do - and we're actors.

We're not actors, we're superheroes.

We're actors who pretend to be superheroes, remember?

Yeah, Okar's got point.

Sam, why would you make a robot that farts?

Guys, I'm asking for a moment to prepare.

You're always preparing and never doing.

You... you're just robots.

What do you know about love?

Love shmove. You're just too scared

to propose to your girlfriend.

Nn-no, I'm not.

It's... it's just... it has to be right...

with a great ring, at the perfect moment,

with just the right amount of magic.

Magic?

Duh! We can do anything! We're superheroes.

Yeah, who knows magic better than fake superheroes?

: Heroes!

Almost.

I'm tired of that racket, O'Malley!

I told you to get rid of those robots!

Hey, shhh. Back window, now!

It is time to stock up on chocolates and roses,

because Valentine's Day is right around the corner!

: Get a diamond! Get a diamond!

- Wow, she's so hot! - Everyone's celebrating

the most romantic time of the year...

Excuse me.

...with our annual Valentine's Day Parade, of course!

Tell that special someone exactly how you feel.

- Hey! Watch it, buddy. - I'm sorry. Hey, guys, look.

Even give them a nice piece of jewelry to go with it.

It's Sue.

Because only the brave succeed in matters of the heart.

This is Sue Widdington. That's my girlfriend. Prrt!

Yeah, right. Ha-ha! Like she'd date a guy

that hangs out with these super-zeroes.

I'm bad!

It's pronounced superheroes, spaghetti arms!

Come on. We're late.

What are we doing here?

Sue's expecting something big on Valentine's Day.

Oh...!

Whoa!

That's what I need to get Sue.

The Century Diamond is not for sale!

You might, however, be interested in this.

A classic design featuring a high-quality stone.

The only thing hiiiigh about that ring is the price!

To a woman, the quality of the ring

represents the quality of the man!

Do you sell... lollipop rings?

Mm. Humph!

For those on a budget, we have other selections.

Humph. No.

I want this one.

- (all): What?! - That is an excellent choice!

What, are you crazy? You can't afford that ring.

Of course he's crazy. He's in love.

First you lose your mind...

...then you lose your shirt.

Today is either gonna be the beginning

or the end of my life.

Cuckoo.

The Century Diamond... is not for sale!

Run! It's Oscar!

Oh, you don't think Katherine would be upset

that I stole it, do you?

You are the greatest super villain to ever live.

What does she expect?

True. This is very true, Viktor.

This is the happiest day of my life!

Oh-ho! I'm so happy somebody pinch me.

I think I peed.

Ma'am, this way.

I'm here to see the mayor!

- Freeze, you two! - Stop right there!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm a former super villain.

I'm a nice guy now. It's the new me. See?

Huh?

* Here we go *

* Dancing to and fro *

* Four three two one *

* Time for us to have some fun *

Oh, itchy trigger fingers.

Shouldn't play with guns.

Good morning, darling.

Oscar!

Here I am, Katherine, my love!

I have come to save you

from the doldrums of singlehood!

- Oscar. - Huh?

I really don't have time for this right now.

Oh...

Time? Oh, yes, time.

Hmm, now why does that ring a bell with me?

Oh, yes, that's right.

It's time to look at the sky!!

What?

Oscar, call them off!

Only if you agree to marry me!

This is madness!!

Of course it is! I'm madly in love! Huh?!

Oscar, stop the missiles and we'll...

- Uh...? - ...talk.

I am not a man of talk, Katherine.

- Ah! - I'm a man of action!

Oscaaaaar!!

I love you!

Take a picture.

Ah...

- Gorgeous. - Ugh.

Oh, yes of course,

you may cry now if you really want.

But I'm waiting for your answer!

Guards! Detain these criminals

until the police get here to arrest them!

Criminals?!

Is it a crime to want to make you happy?

Oh, but I am very happy... because you're gonna be in jail!

Ah!! Are you out of your mind?!

You can hurt Katherine!

So this went pretty well, don't you think? Right?

We'll talk later, then? Oh!

- They're getting away! - Call me.

Oscar!!!