Thupaki Ramudu (తుపాకీ రాముడు)

THUPAKI RAMUDU

Mallanna, I hear a baby crying.

-It's coming from this direction. -Let's go see.

God! A just born.

Who left the baby here?

Heartless mother!

Oh! Why do you just stand and stare at the crying baby?

It's Ok!

See how cute he looks.

See how beautiful he is.

Why don't you feed him?

He has no one.

Take him.

-What will happen to him now? -Someone has to adopt him.

-Who will? -Who might?

Hey, you don't have kids, do you? You adopt him.

I might have kids soon.

How can I adopt him? We don't know where he came from.

-What about you Mallesh? -Shut up!

-I care about caste and creed. -You all just stop talking.

Will you mark a caste for a baby too?

Even the Gods have caste, don't they?

Stop talking.

I will adopt him myself.

You took the right decision. You adopt him

You left me all alone.

That's why you sent this child for me, didn't you?

I'll take care of him the way you took care of me.

I will make him a gunslinger like you.

Ramu. Thupaki (Gunslinger) Ramu.

"My little Ramu, you made me a mother."

"Don't know which mother sent you to be my son."

"You came as a light into my life."

"You are never in my womb, but we share the bond."

"You are the only hope to my life."

"You are the direction to it."

"My little Ramu, you made me a mother."

"Don't know which mother sent you to be my son."

Here comes the gunslinger Ramu.

I am so rich that dogs and rats in my house feed on money.

Even the ants eat money.

So we are left with nothing and came seeking your help.

My mom likes this a lot.

Mom, I brought your favorite sweet. Get up.

Mom... get up! Mom!

Mom!

-Sister? -You went away making the boy an orphan.

"People should know who you are."

"Everyone should praise Thupaki Ramu."

"You should support the entire village."

"Everyone should bless you."

"Let me give you my life's time too."

"Live a long life my son."

"My little Ramu, you made me a mother."

"Don't know which mother sent you to be my son."

BREAKING STAR - BITTIRI SATTI.

Look who is here!

It's Thupaki Ramu!

I am taller than the tallest.

Stronger than the strongest.

Smarter than the smartest.

I am the Thupaki Rama with no bullets.

My gun has no license. Shoot with it and there will be no case.

All the villages around will hear the gun shot, but you can't listen to it.

Do you know how many languages I know?

I know English to Arabic.

I know Kannada and how to thrash someone.

I know Tamil and how to bite.

There's no country I've never been to and no antics that I've not done

I eat breakfast in Norway and have tea in China.

Have dinner in Denmark and take a leak in Pakistan.

You did it deliberately, didn't you? Use this instead of that.

That's the reason why I scold you all the time.

-Did you see my magic? -Ramu...

You know magic. You are so clever.

-Why don't you be a leader? -Me?

All the leaders are my friends anyways.

-All of them? -Yes.

Name any of the world leaders you want to...

Every one of them is my friend.

Do you know about my army?

Aunt in Africa and uncle in Mongolia.

Sisters in China. Brother-in-laws in Burma.

Brother is in Thailand and sister-in-law in Mascot.

Then why are you not married yet?

-Only he can get me married. -Who is that?

-There he is. -Oh!

-Right, only he can. -Let's go. He's done and will ask money.

-Pay me! I need the money, don't I? -

Hello, sir. Why don't you even turn back?

-Check your pockets. -Why?

-Give me Rs100, didn't you laugh till now? -What? 100 rupees?

100 rupees is nothing these days. Can't even buy a vegetable

-Why should I pay you? -You got entertained, didn't you?

Wait a minute then. Bhagyam?

-What? -Get the clothes we bought for Ramu.

Ok.

Oh my!

You should live a long and happy life.

And should be so rich.

-Bhagyam. -What?

-Get 1000 rupees along with the clothes. -Ok.

I promise that one like you can be ever found on this Earth.

Are you there?

-Are you are still here? -Of course...

I am waiting for the clothes and the money.

There is nothing to give you.

You entertained me with your words. I did the same.

We are even now. Leave!

-He is taking my stuff. -Don't make your sister cry.

-Aunt? -Come come.

-Is Ramesh home? -No. He went to see the Sarpanch.

-Ok. -Eat something and go.

-I just ate. -Then eat again.

-You keep begging for food, don't you? -I will hit the crap out of you.

See how he's making fun of me?

As you are his uncle, he's doing so.

Ramu, rather than doing all this. Why don't you ask the Sarpanch for some work?

I too am thinking of it.

-Did you fill the holes on the roads? -Not yet. Will take two days.

-How many more days. -Workers said they'll come after 2 days.

-Hello! -We have to work on river bank too.

-Hello, Sarpanch brother-in-law. Help me. -What about you?

I will work. Give me some work.

-Why did you fall so? -You idiot!

-Do you fall for your own sneeze? -That's the kind of shock you gave me.

Stop laughing and give me some work.

You have your own work of talking and earning, isn't it?

I beg you. No one is listening to me now.

Everyone is talking now, with the help of all these social media apps.

-Who's listening to me? -He won't stop. You go work.

Stop! Give me some work first, brother-in-law.

-What work can you do? Just leave. -Is it?

Don't talk too much. You are not the Lord. My sister is the real Lord.

-I'll go to her. -Go then.

See how he's talking!

Sister?

-Longtime! Are you good? -Yes, sister.

-Smells so good. Are you cooking fish? -Yes.

-Tell me. -Your husband is not giving me work.

-Why will I not help you, brother? -Will I say no if you do, sister?

What are you doing at my house?

Hey, he finally asked for work.

-Give him some work. -God! Srinu...

-Yes? -Take him along with you.

You could have told the same earlier! Oh my sweet sister!

We will die, trying to make him work.

It seems will we have ample rains this year. Started working on the river bank?

-You took money too. -Let's see.

Looks like you are ignoring the work once you got paid for it?

You shut up and go work.

Ramesh... Take him away from me.

Do you need to tell me how to work? Get into the kitchen.

Ramu... I have been seeing you since your childhood.

-But I never saw you work. -Can you even work?

I won't work. I will make you guys work.

Stop your sneezing now.

Go and sneeze in the bushes with thorns. It will set you right.

-Enough! Let's start working. -You go on.

-I'll just be back, it's so sunny. -What?

-Here is your food! -Keep it there.

Look out for dogs.

Hey! Come let's eat. I am hungry.

-What curry? -Mango pickle. Yours?

Bottle gourd.

-What a smell! -It's the chicken.

I am done eating these tasteless curries.

-You feel so as you saw chicken. -Give me two pieces, please.

Not even a bone!

As if we don't share food at all.

-Why today? -Because it's chicken.

Don't feel bad. And don't ask for some.

-Is it that special? -Yes.

-Ok. I'll eat while smelling it. -Go on.

Oh no! Ramu is coming.

He won't leave anything for us to eat.

-Move fast! -He might smell them. Comes right on time.

He has such a sharp nose. When my wife said look out for dogs, I now get it.

Let's go.

They are here a minute ago!

Where did they go? Something is fishy!

God!

He's not going to leave us.

I smell nice chicken.

-Why did he fall like that? -Why won't he?

-He fell, as we didn't get our food yet. -Yes, he's right.

Is it? Then how do I smell chicken?

Maybe that's not chicken you smell.

Let's see.

See how he's sniffing!

-Why are you following me? -It's a game.

Then Ok.

-You said you haven't got food. -We did? No idea.

They might have placed them here and left.

Not this.

This is it.

-Such a great smell. -He took the right one.

You too eat.

Damn! I almost forgot you.

-Have it. -No. You go on.