Sea of Love

Oh, baby!

Oh, baby!

Okay?

I can't...

Is this okay?

Is this okay?

Is this okay?

Invites, guys. Invites.

Invites and I .D.'S, guys. Invites and I .D.'S.

I .D.'S, fellas.

Three.

Invites and I .D.S, fellas.

Welcome to the Yankees.

All right, chief, have a good breakfast. Go ahead. Go on in, young man.

Looking' good, gentlemen.

Welcome to the third annual Meet the Yankees Breakfast.

Have a seat, fellas.

The Yankees will be herein a few minutes.

Yankees will be here in a minute.

How you guys doing'?

Yo, bro. Where the Yankees at?

Oh, they're coming'.

You a Yankee?

You don't recognize me?

Shortstop?

- Used to be. - What?

Sure.

Holy cow!

I thought so. You're the Scooter.

Yo, Efram, this dude is Phil Rizzuto.

Do that again.

Holy cow!

Yo, Phil, how come you pouring' us juice?

How we get to the game after? I ain't got no car.

Ah, we got you covered.

- Word. The Yanks up in here? - Oh, yeah.

All right. Bust it out.

Yo, Scooter!

Scooter! Scooter.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, yo, I'm good.

Go ahead. Get yourself something to eat. Go ahead.

Scooter! Scooter!

Scooter!

Okay, fellas.

I got some good news, and I got some bad news.

Now, which you wanna hear first?

Good news! Good news!

Yo, yo, yo, yo. Fuck that. Give up the bad news, homeboy.

Yeah!

Bad news!

Bad news wins.

Uh, the Yanks can't make it here, guys.

And you can't make it over to the stadium later.

We got 45 outstanding warrants...

eating our pancakes here.

And on behalf of the New York Yankees...

and the New York City Career Criminals Investigation Unit,

you are all under arrest.

Sorry, guys. We got you.

- Yo, what's the good news, money? - Good news is coming' around.

Yo! Yo!

Excuse me.

I'd like to propose a toast.

Hold it.

To Detective Frank Keller,

on today, his 20th anniversary on the job.

Sit down!

I can't believe you're not retiring.

I get 20 years and a wake-up call, and I'm history.

I'm gonna take half of my pay...

Open a motel, a bar, a polygraph school.

Hey, hey, hey. I'm gonna be 46 years old in some alley...

sticking my pencil in some dead skull looking for a bullet?

Ain't nothing wrong with opening a motel.

I'll come and visit you.

Good. I'll make sure you get plenty of towels.

Anyway, congratulations.

Hey, am I too late?

- You got an invitation? - Yeah.

- Who's this? -That's my son.

Ernest Lee. Invitation's for you only.

Well, I can hardly meet Dave Winfield without taking my boy.

You got I. D., Ernest?

Yeah.

Grand theft auto, two counts.

We're all booked up, Ernest.

Hey. Hey, man, I got an invite.

I said we're all booked up. All right?

Thanks, man.

Catch you later.

!Man On TV] You' re out of the water for another couple of days.

!Man #2] Good morning, Margaret.

!Man #1] Hi, Margaret.

How the heck are you? ! Woman] Fine. Thanks, Jimmy.

Gruber.

Frank Keller.

How you doing'?

I wake you?

Yeah. Well, could I ...

could I speak with my wife, please?

Yeah. My ex-wife.

Denise. How you doing'?

I wake you?

I wake you?

Oh, I'm sorry. Listen.

I-I gotta... I gotta talk to you.

I think...

I-I got appendicitis.

!Receiver Clicks] !Dial Tone]

Hello?

Hello?

Mr. Mackey!

Mr. Mackey?

Thank you, chief.

- Where's it at? - 18F.

- Anybody talk to you yet? - No one of weight.

No one of weight? What are you? You ever on the job?

- Me? - Yeah.

Nah. I'm just a square badge.

I was in Korea though.

Oh, yeah? I could've sworn you were on the job.

Listen, I'll come down. We'll talk later, all right? I'm of weight.

"You ever on the job?" Oh, shit.

It's called making people feel good ...

so they'll cooperate with you.

You should try it sometime.

I'm sorry about that phone thing last night.

I'm having a midlife crisis.

I don't want you calling us at 3:00 in the morning anymore.

You wanna talk to Denise, you can call decent hours.

Decent hours? What's that? 9:00 a.m. to what?

Dinnertime? 3:00 P.M .?

See you guys later. We'll see ya.

All right.

- I can't believe those guys. - Yeah, yeah.

- But you guys never saw Joe Louis. - It's in the bedroom.

- Joe Louis? - I saw Joe Louis.

Where did you see Joe Louis?

Way before you were born in Chicago.

- Joe Louis. - Joe Louis.

They called him the Brown Bomber.

Brown Bomber. [ Woman] He was gorgeous.

Hey, fellas, you wanna take the lady outside?

It's getting' a little crowded in here. And your prints too, chief.

So, what's this guy's name?

James...

Mackey.

Mack the Knife.

You know, when she was married to me,

I was never gonna die.

We fight, we split, she goes to you.

So it goes. Life's forever, right?

What do I care?

I passed my 20 yesterday.

Everybody says, "Retire."

So... I feel kind of mortal all of a sudden.

You know what I mean?

- I say this guy's dead 43 hours. - No. No.

Look at the lividity. It's more like 36.

Smells like 43.

It smells like 36.

I was just tr yin' to get some attention, you know?

I apologize.

You know, it's just...

We're in the same squad six years. Yeah?

We don't so much as even have a beer together.

How the hell do you take my wife away?

Hey. Hey.

I didn't take nobody nowhere. You understand?

You didn't treat her right. She walked.

I didn't treat her right? Oh. She walked!

You wanna kick somebody's ass about it, you kick your own.

Fuck face.

Look, I'll check everybody out, but to tell you the truth,

I think it boils down to grabbing' the strange trim he got hooked up with.

This guy's a swordsman extraordinaire, right?