Mon pire cauchemar (My Worst Nightmare) (Mon pire cauchemar)

What I find interesting... - No.

The work of Rebecca Stuart is...

No.

There is something......

Something? Be more precise.

I mean an evolutionary electrical installation...

which could be...

No.

This blank screen is, for now,

the most interesting of the whole selection.

MY WORST NIGHTMARE

Can you drive faster, please?

Please, please. Quiet please.

Please. - Maybe if...

Mr. Director could explain exactly what he proposes.

... then we would avoid a sterile debate.

So I think, personally, it is very important to discuss

the problem of professional orientation test...

... without becoming personal and raising competition...

... between the institutions, because

personally, I think it is certainly useless.

So, We have the 'Berufsbildertest' that surfaced in the years 60s-70s...

and proposes an approach more psychoanalytical to the problem.

And then in the 90's ...

A rat or a shrew? - ... there was the Dolquest...

Do not touch it if it's a rat! Ah better, leave it in its cage.

It is certainly unhealthy...

...to determine the career choice of a pupil in the 5th grade...

... because psychological development is in full swing...

using tests that, for my part, I think are quite out od date.

What is the redhead talking about? - A test.

On the other hand...

like everyone else... knows

orientation tests generally are nothing more than disguised IQ tests.

Can we talk about the food? Real food.

Good afternoon, sir...

I am the director of this school.

Ah, you're the big boss. Forgive me.

Since she was talking......

We must change the food at the school canteen , I say.

... because 5 pieces of fruit and vegetables, that's for gays.

Children need fats,

unless you want them to end up anemic...

Sir? - No, I assure you, it's important.

Sir, please.

... can we return to key issues?

Well,...

Excuse me, you are not interested in food.

You are a skinny shrimp which only eats plankton.

The kids need to eat.

That feeds the brain. That is the main problem.

You have to feed them.

You don't wipe your ass before you shit!

Ladies and gentlemen, I propose we return to the topic

of our discussion, in particular

the orientation tests.

Mr. Director!

Mr. Bruno will answer you better

Thank you!

Have you seen how I have defended your IQ test?

That red one was not an easy one.

Again, sir, it is an orientation test...

It gives us the chance to separate

the mules from the thoroughbreds.

Is her child an idiot? - What I can do for you?

Yes.. eh...

It's about that stupid woman... Sorry, uh...

Mrs Leclerc lodged the complaint against me to social services...

Hey... okay. It is true I spent a few nights...

in the van with my son, but that was in the summer.

Now I have a place.

Ah...You are 'Mrs. Ramos'??

No, well... yes...

I share a letterbox with Mrs Ramos

What do you expect from me exactly?

Well, if you could...

Yeah, yeah... if you could...

give me a hand with the Social Services to intervene on my behalf...

explain that I have become a different father, responsible...

... who comes to the meetings,

who loves his son...

Adrien?

It's your turn, shoot.

Good afternoon, ma'am. - Hello

Stop playing immediately. - We will be done soon.

Have you finished your homework?

Are you playing?

How many have you killed today?

A lot. - Do you also find this interesting?

Well...The problem is that the

obstacles are programmed...

and at a higher level the choices are limited

So the game becomes more boring, actually.

Who is intellectual with Adrien?

Who do you think? A new bricklayer?

Did you call that idiot to ask when he is coming?

He said: 'If the dust and the noise are too disturbing for Mrs...

... she may break off the wall herself. '

I'm sure if you think with a bit of method,

you can break down a wall more...

cleanly, right? - I called three others: all occupied.

I start to ask myself why do we make children study.

If you want to work, you go into construction.

You laugh when they say

that the best solution for your child, is to be a bricklayer.

So... you apparently have not been able to prevent the professional orientation test.

Well, I tried to make them understand why. A nightmare.

For whom?

Very funny.

Damn. - What do you want?

To get my son. I'm Tony's dad.

Patrick Demeuleu.

Or you can throw him through the window and I'll try to catch him.

But that is dangerous, and Toto is not very strong

We have started badly.

Let's start again, okay?

Patrick Demeuleu.

Agathe Novic.

Come on in. - Thank you.

That's beautiful... Class.

Easy 200 square meters., right?

You want to measure it?

You are a joker.

I will tell Tony that you are here.

Tony?

Can I help you?

I'm going charge my battery for a moment.

It is empty.

Be careful with your sockets,

they are worn out.

One short circuit, and everything goes up in flames.

And everything is made of wood...

Who is that?

It's me...

No...!

As a picture it's stupid.

You are not fat yet, but one can hardly see you. Crazy.

It is not a passport photo from a vending machine, it is a work of art.

Patrick Demeuleu.

Fran?is de Lambreville. - Pleasure.

The grandfather is here, the family is complete.

We can celebrate Christmas.

If I were her father, I would have gotten her at 10.

I'm kidding.

You look young for your age.

You don't say hello, heh Totito?

Is that your new friend? - Hello.

Is that the rowing champion ?

I do not row... - But you do.

Tony told me you row in school.

Remo, row, row, row!

He is not the smartest one.

I understand for the IQ test. Do not insist.

Your mobile phone might be charged?

Do not touch that. Get your stuff, we're gone.

He is not smart, but handsome. That can help.

Would you like to drink something?

Well...

No, a friend is waiting for me in the hallway.

Do not let her wait outside. - Oh yeah?

Please do not stand there.

Hi.

You are going to catch a cold.

- Have you got an ashtray, because...

Sorry.

I present you: Agathe, Fran?is...

Eh... Caroline.

Caroline. - No, my name is Sylvie.

That's all the same. All lesbian names.

I was to be called Ana?, but my father

reached for record and said Sylvie. - We don't care.

But at work, all call me Karen.

Mom? - Yes?

Can Tony stay overnight?

No. - Tony, bring my phone.

No, no, no. We already bothered you enough today.

I will not impose on your generosity. No, no, no.

But the truth is, I will not hide it would be convenient.

No, because tonight, I'm on a big project.

Consulting at a golf course for small people,

you know - Yes, of course, a mini golf.

But we will be happy to have Tony.

Well, good night. - Ah then if...

Thank you, really thanks. - It's nothing, good night.

Fran?is? Thank you. - Please.

Goodbye madam.

Can I say goodbye to my son? - Tony?

Come.

Behave yourself, ok?

Your new friend is cool.

Are you coming?

Fran?is!

Do you remember me? - Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Tony's father. - Yes, hello.

Everything good? - Everything good.

He wasn't too much trouble?

Adrien was happy.

Tony is unusual. He impressed Agathe.

And apart from Nobel there is hardly anyone who can do that.

Do you have time to drink something?