Forget Me Not

Sandy? - What's the matter, princess?

Honey, Sandy, what happened?

I don't remember.

Come in.

What is this ridiculous thing? Come here. - It's called the Windsor knot.

It's like a noose. - I got it at a Playboy's Guide to Style.

Oh my gosh, stick with the encyclopedia. Got you where you are.

I mean, don't get me wrong, Sandy's a cool chick but it's not like you're gonna marry her.

You're not gonna marry her, are you?

I don't have any thought of what I'm doing next week. Never mind, the rest of my life.

Well, you could figure it out because I'm sure as shit Sandy has. And you can bet your ass that her parents have some pretty strong opinions on the subject.

And what's that suppose to mean?

Just think how they don't like their perfect little princess banging big bad wolf.

I'm not banging her, Lex. I'm dating her, faithfully.

Alright, next year when she's at Stanford and you're slumming in at State...

I'll give you two months before she finds some pre-med and you meet the entire cheering squad.

Oh, yeah? What about you and TJ? - I wanna show you something.

Subtle. - Gotta love it, right?

Is that wash off?

Chad, what is it? - You gotta go.

Layla's here.

Wait, what? I thought you said you broke up.

I lied.

You asshole. How could you...? - Have you seen your body?

But I thought you said... - You thought I said what..?

You never were a match for thinking.

Hey, pass. - Nice arm...

For a girl.

Maybe I'll play college football too, huh. - I got three words for you, TJ. Random drug test..

Too early for beer, ain't it?

You put all the others? - Scholarships don't come on line everyday, Jake.

True, dude. Well, like every other day. - One day they'll just stop coming, believe me.

Hey, daddy.

Going to the graduation party tonight? - God, I hope not. TJ, do me a favor. Keep things under control, will you?

You're really embarrassing to bust my whole family. - Rated G, PG at the worst.

It's rare to find students so qualified in the same school and they belong in the same family. -- Thank you, sir.

May your future be as bright as your past. - Hear, hear.

Well, after college I'd like to become a doctor just like you. - Then we'll be colleague someday.

Eli wants to be a doctor too, don't you Eli? - Oh well, no actually, I was looking...

Actually my little brother wants to become a pirate.

I don't wanna become a pirate. That's such fictional, I mean...

Well anyone that becomes valedictorian after skipping a grade can do whatever he wants. - Well thank you. Thank you very much.

You must be very proud. - We are.

Then you'll even be more proud to learn that I'm recommending both Sandy and Eli for full academic scholarship.

Just consider it a graduation present for your parents.

We're going to Stanford. - We are.

Well, enough of that boring stuff. What are you two gonna get into this summer?

Just a little charity work, sir.

Ladies.

You're an asshole. - I love you too.

Let's do some fucking shots.

New king in town, bitches.

All bow down before my lengthy lance.

You're so wet, good.

Have you ever wonder what I'd be like to live in another time and place?

Like to exist in a completely formed reality where societal conventions don't apply.

Like in France or something?

No, like, like...

I really wish I was a pirate.

Eli, you're so random. - No seriously, think about it.

Like think about it. I can be a pirate just like, sail over the world.

Have a parrot.

Crunches a sword and then rips a bodice.

What's a bodice?

Hey, there's my girl. - Hey, baby.

Wasn't sure what you wanted? So I got vodka or rhum. - How about both?

Whoa, easy. Whoa, whoa. What are you Irish? - My mom thinks I'm staying at Hannah's tonight.

Then I'm gonna get a second round. - Hey, come here.

I love you. - I love you too.

You're so goddamn hot. - Yeah, don't you forget it.

Oh if you ever cheat on me I swear to God I'd kill the guy.

Don't worry baby. I don't want anybody else. Not now, not ever.

Yeah, you hear that? This ass belongs to me.

Cheers.

I'm done here. I'm fucking wasted.

Hold it.

Jennifer Atkins back in my jeep, driver's at the glass, summer school.

Ride that stick, baby.

You're a whore.

Alright, alright, alright. Dominic Sperduto...

9th grade, 50-yard line at the football field.

Sperduto? - What, he was good.

He was hairy, but it's good.

Shut up. - What about you, Eli?

A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell. - And what's that gotta do with you. Spill it, fish fag.

Fine. Your mom. Last night.

You don't know why it's always about my mother.

Eli, I wanna make fun of Chad just ask him about the training in Tijuana.

I wanna hear about Sandy.

You know, sometimes some memory lane should never be discussed.

But my first kiss, now that was pretty hot.

Boring. - Wait, wait. I wanna hear it.

Okay. Well, it was in the graveyard. You remember it? - I remember it.

We were playing the game. - I was there.

We were all there. - Oh yeah, the game.

That was so fun. - I was so scared.

Surrounded by all those dead bodies, so quiet. I was the last one left.

And you were all out there looking for me. Hunting me.

My heart was pounding, knowing that any second someone was gonna jump out and grab me.

I didn't know whether I was gonna have a heart attack or an orgasm.

Oh God, that sounds so hot. - I'm hot.

And wet.

Grab the beers. - Grab the beers.

Who wins? Who wins? The Chad wins.

You cut through the fucking... You went the complete wrong way. That's not even the course bro.

We gotta to have a complete rematch. There's no fucking way that that is gonna be the result.

Oh whoa, careful kids. God's watching.

Okay, while we're here are we gonna play or we're just gonna make out?

I vote play. - Me too.

Alright dipshits, huddle up. - Okay, everybody hold a hand.

Dude, this is so gayish. - Oh, go back, wash mop head.

Okay, who's the ghost? - Can I play?

You scared the crap out of me, little momma. - I'd really like to play.

It's my favorite game. - I bet it is, baby.

I know all the best hiding spots. - That's what I'm talking about.

I don't know, it's kinda weird. - You got it bro, girls are so weird.

Come on, let her play. You might get lucky, Eli.

Oh come on Eli, I'll protect you. - You're in.

Come here.

Alright, spread it out. - Wait, wait. What are the rules again?

One person's the ghost. Everybody else hides, once you're caught you turn into a ghost.

Last one alive wins.

Alright, who's the ghost? - I am. I am the ghost.

Okay, come on. - Here we go.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven release the one ignored by heaven.

eight, nine, ten, now run and hide or join her at the devil's side.

eleven comes, the clock will chime forgotten souls erased by time.

midnight comes, it's not too late so kill the ghost or seal your fate!

Midnight.

Layla's a ghost.

Lex is a ghost.

Chad's a ghost.

And Mitchell's sacked and lost.

This is so stupid.

Hannah's a ghost. Fucking ghost, yeah.

Sandy's a ghost. - You go that way. We'll get her.

You're the only one left. You won.

What are you doing? - Do you remember me?

Do you remember me?

Hey, be careful.

You will.

Hey, where did she go?

Sandy, what happened?

The girl just jumped. - What happened?

What happened? - The girl she just jumped off the cliff.

We've been over every inch ground down there and I'm telling you there's no girl.

It's gotta be something. People are just disappearing.

I hate to say this boss but, maybe she's just making it up.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

Everything okay, daddy? - Yeah, baby.

Look, ah, there's nothing down there. - Wait, wait, but Sandy saw her jumped.

I know, I know. That's why we're here, that's why we're gonna stay here until I make sure everybody's safe.

So what do we do? - Keep looking for her.

You, you take her home. Don't worry, if she's here, we're gonna find her.

She's dead, isn't she? - Sandy, nobody's dead.

I saw her jumped. - Maybe she's hiding.

Maybe planning a joke or something. - Dude, why don't we just get home?

There's nothing we can do tonight, you guys. Let's call it a night.

Are you okay?

I know what I saw.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven release the one ignored by heaven.

eight, nine, ten, now run and hide or join her at the devil's side.

eleven comes, the clock will chime forgotten souls erased by time

midnight comes, it's not too late so kill the ghost or seal your fate!

Sister Dolores says it's my magic breath.

That's a pretty flower. - They're called forget-me-nots.

You put them over the graves.

How come? - So you don't forget the dead.

But I don't know any dead people.

I do.

Oh, sad. - That's okay.

Sister Dolores says that if my faith is strong enough, I can have all the friends I want.

But I only want you.

Bestfriends?

Friends forever.

Good morning.

We should leave. - Do we have to?

Stop it. - Doesn't feel like you want me to stop.

What's wrong with you? Are you okay, baby?

I wished we break up.

What? Why? - I'm over it.

Why did I not do it right?

I'm just not feeling it.

It's Hannah, isn't it? I knew it, I know you're into her.

Look, I just don't wanna be tied down to anybody.

Don't you fucking dare.

Fine. It's yours. Swim for it.

Are you okay?

Wait.

Do you have anything smaller? - Here.

Perfect. Let Chad see what he's missing.

Wait, I thought you were over him. - I am. - So what happened?

Let's just say, I wasn't wearing panties at the party. - Hannah, you didn't.

Oh, I most definitely did. - What about Layla?

Who? - If she finds out, it's gonna be major drama.

Hold on. Chad is seeing someone else?

What a dick. Of course, if it wasn't for his massive...

It's kinda hot .

Hey, take it easy with my brother, okay. He likes you. - Really?

I didn't see anything. Not that there's anything to see, of course, there's something to see. There's a lot to see.