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Hey old man!
Hey, you won't be meditating on earth but in hell from tomorrow!
Where are you?
You played with my life.
You are finished today.
You are dead in my hands!
Hey!
Will you cheat me? All the men are same, they're cheaters.
I hate you.
His name is Siddu and and her name is Hasini.
Due to the heart break love stories he had from his childhood, he hate girls...
...and She hate boys.
There's a story between these too..
...to know about it, we'll start our story from the beginning.
How dare you? You idiot, you fool!
-Hey, our friend. -yes, let's go.
Hey, why are you hitting our friend?
Oh you came? We were waiting for you.
Do you know what he said?
-What did I say? -What did he say?
He called us ghosts.
That's it.
Ghosts should be feeling bad for calling you with their name, why are you feeling bad?
What?
We know that you trained them.
Don't you feel ashamed for teasing girls daily?
Girls? Who? Where?
By seeing these attires will anyone call you girls?
This is latest fashion, do you know?
You don't have tution us on fashion.
Do fashion and your faces go along?
-What do you say bro? -Correct bro.
-Hey, what did you say? -Hey, why are you coming upon us?
-Hey Siddu, no siddu, no -What no?
-Siddu no. -I'll tell you, you listen.
Hey, hey!
"No, no, no!"
"No to your looks and attitude"
"No, no, no!"
"No to your beauty and theft"
"No to your make up and build up"
"No to your show off and bragging"
"No to your chating"
"No to your chating meeting dating"
"No to love and risk"
"I am very happy, don't ask for my heart"
"No to your dropping and pick up rule"
"No to break up and patch up feel"
"This single life is super, don't make me fall in love"
"If there's another life, we swerar we won't be born again"
"No to your likes"
"No to your comments"
"No to your compliments even"
"By downloading free apps like facebook and whatsapp.."
"..don't sketch a plan and trap us"
"No to your shopping and emptying our pocket money"
"Our boys have updated"
"No to phone calls"
"No flirting in the park"
"No to song in the pub"
"No to dance as well"
"No bike ride"
"No movies"
"No to using our credit cards"
"No, no!"
"If there's another life, we swerar we won't be born again"
"I am super girl"
"I am super girl"
"I am super girl,"
"Super girl, girl, girl!"
"Super, super girl!"
"No, no, no...no"
"No, no"
"No, no"
"Super bro"
"You can control any ghost bro"
"I'll beg you bro, stop it"
"You are the one to live in this colony"
Hey, hey, stop!
Wait, I'll show them.
He is reversing, hey come dude.
Will we be afraid if you come in reverse?
Who are you dude? Do you think it's a road or a game?
You are speeding like anything.
Hey, it's a lady dude.
Ladies, by birth they are my enemies.
Hey, get down from the car.
What nonsense is this?
Hey, you are the one that's creating nuisance and talking about nonsense?
Where are you keeping your eyes when you are driving? Do you have any driving sense?
Do you have?
Hey mister, I have 7 years of driving experience okay?
Yeah, we can understand that you got this experience from hitting people on roads
Say sorry to us, if not..
I should say sorry? No, never.
Bro, it's a question of our self respect.
Hey!
How dare you? Bloody idiots.
-No, 3 idiots. -go away.
Let's go, she got her lesson.
Hey, I am calling you.
Oh god, wait, I am coming.
Grand ma, dosa is delicious.
Enough of eating, come and do some asanas.
Grand ma, me and my friends do so many asanas every evening. do you know?
-Where? -Janata bar, all asanas are done there.
Vajrasan.
Shevasan
Yogasan
I thought so
Your generation dogs will be in bars drinking beers every evening.
By getting addicted to cell phones and computers...
...your backs are not working properly from 25 years of age.
I am getting late to office.
-How much time will you take? -It's done.
Lord Ayyappa, Sai baba, Lord Hanuma...
...I am your guy.
We are all bachelors right?
Please protect me from any girl magnets.
Fool, you are even differentiating gods from male and female, come and eat.
Your madness.
-Mom! -What?
You'll get a gold medal if they have a competition for making dosa in Olympics.
It feels like all my life's wishes got fulfilled while I am eating your dosas.
Oh god, this vehicle is so stubborn.
Everyday that siddu troubles me at home and you trouble me here.
Hail Mahishmathi!
What?
Hail Shivagami!
What the..?
Hail Katappa!
You fool!
Hey Katappa, move aside dude.
It won't start untill you set your foot on it.
It's done.
Why will you sneeze early in the morning before going to office? It's unlucky
Hey Siddu, why do you struggle with that rusty scooter everyday?
Can't you buy a small car like me?
Oh, you don't know how to drive right?
Oh yes, you know very well.
You always wash that car like you wash cattle, but have you ever driven it?
Yes Satti, it's great if he drives even once in a month.
They are talikng about the car..
not about that.
Even I am talking about the car. You have licence but don't know how to drive
Hey, come inside, I'll show you my strength in the morning itself.
Good morning all of you.
Our NK sir's daughter went to US in her childhood..
...completed her higher education there and returned to India recently.
As NK sir isn't feeling well these days, he has appointed Hasini ma'm as our new CEO.
Look, she's already here.
-Oh my god, she is our boss? -We are dead.
-Welcome ma'm. -My pleasure.
Thanks everyone, I need your support to make symbiosys technologies no. 1 in south India.
I wish you all the best and good luck.
-You and you, just get out. -Ma'm?
Mam, that is..
-Mr.Rao -Ma'm?
-Settle their accounts -Okay ma'm.
-Oh my god -Bro, she fired two guys on the first.
-We are next for sure. Let's run away. -Shut up.
So team, no more wasting time, let's go back to work right now. Okay?
Hey Siddu, where are you going?
Come Siddu, come.
Ma'm, this is Siddu, your father's favourite employee.
Oh you people? I haven't thought I can take my revenge this soon. I'll show.
-Mr. Rao, bring them to my chamber. -What?
I thought she will ask us to get out immediately after seeing us..
...but she called us here personally, did she plan any special punishment?
Don't die getting scared, you fool.
-See Mr. Rao -Yes Ma'm
I observed one thing immediately after coming to office.
There's no dress sense for any one in the office, no manners as well..
-I want uniform for everyone -Uniform?
Okay madam.
If you don't come in uniform from tomorrow..
...or if you don't come on time, you guys will be out.
Now get out.
-I said get out -Hey let's go dude.
I am feeding you in big bites.
What are you thinking about yourself?
Do you think I am dead?
-You insulted me in office making her a CEO -Let me explain..
...She is qualified.
Yeah, I've been hearing to you from very long.
You sent her abroad for higher studies, now she is giving me warning without fear.
There comes 'Her Highness'
Oh my cuties!
Look, I don't even have the value that they have in this house.
Why this damn life?
Hey, let's go inside, let's go.
Daddy, I'll be with grand pa.
You'll also become like her if you are with him.
Grand pa! Grand pa!
Hey dude, is it true what Satti said? You fought with our boss it seems?
No dude, she became our boss after we fought with her.
Whatever dude, what difference will it make if you keep your finger in plug...
and switch it on or switch it on after you keep your finger..
...it's the same electric shock right?
Hey, shock isn't for our's, it's for her.
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