Family First (Chien de garde)

- Can we go now? - No. We could get screwed.

- Why? - It's just bad timing.

Chi-nese!

Check out those big balls.

That's what I'm talking about! You like big balls?

Blue balls!

No!

I won't stop, man.

- Who owns Verdun? - We own Verdun!

Kanpai!

Everybody out! The restaurant's closed.

I heard you got some good shit back there.

That true?

Is it?

Let's see it.

Was that so hard?

Who gave it to you?

- Who was it? - Chantale!

Chantale...

Oh, wow!

Empty the register.

I think there's more.

Enough. Let her go.

- Sayonara. - Vince...

Hello!

It's good to see you.

How's it going?

Hello!

You brought him?

Yep!

You know how I feel about your brother.

Don't worry, baby. It'll be fine.

I just don't want him messing with my friends.

- You're the best! - No, you're the best!

Isn't he the best?

He's the fucking best!

I'm gonna go pee-pee!

- JP! - What?

How about you?

Let's go!

OK, let's do it!

- No. - Yes!

You'll look great!

You guys think he should shave?

Yeah!

I can't hear you! What was that?

All right! Fuck!

- Ready? - I fucking hate you.

No, you love me. We're doing this?

Don't fuck it up.

I won't fuck it up, man.

What a hunk!

So, I'm in the terrain park,

and I see some chicks on the chairlift...

"Chicks on the chair lift..."

Cut it out, man!

Anyway, I miss my landing, break my leg, wipe out...

"I break my leg, wipe out..."

Fucking hell, man!

We good?

All good.

FAMILY FIRST

Calm down!

I'll be right there.

I'd be fucking great at soccer! Why didn't we ever play?

Mom is sleeping. Do you have to shout?

- Why didn't we play soccer? - I don't know.

Fly, fly, little butterfly!

What are they up to?

You woke Mom up. Good job!

Do you know what time it is?

How am I supposed to sleep with you yelling and screaming?

Jesus!

Hello!

My God! What did you do to your hair?

Your beautiful hair!

It's OK, Mom.

- Who did this? - You're looking at him.

You big clown!

- He looks great! - What have you done?

It'll grow back.

It's a good thing you have a handsome face.

What about my face?

Oh, look at that!

- What? - It didn't go well?

It went super well!

It went, like, rock 'n' roll, all the way.

I can see that!

Sit down!

I'm your mother.

My mommy, my sweet little mommy!

You're a piece of work! Stop!

OK, move your leg. Those beanpoles...

Stop! Give me that.

- Hello! - OK, that's enough!

It never ends with you!

You're all beat up! Does it hurt?

Are these cuts too?

It's in your hair. It's everywhere!

What the heck did you get up to?

What the—what the— what the heck?

I'm going to bed.

- You're leaving me with him? - I spent all day with him.

Oh, sure! I'll deal with him.

You're not gonna get any sleep though.

He'll be at it all night.

Oh yeah, real scary!

You really scared me that time!

You little shit! Stop it!

- You really scared me. - Sorry.

- I don't like it. - Sorry.

How am I gonna get any sleep?

I don't know.

I can hear your heartbeat.

Oh yeah?

You don't just headbutt a fucking stranger!

Normal people don't do shit like that!

Your brother needs help.

Don't start, OK?

I'm not trying to be mean. It might be good for him.

You're always getting him out of trouble.

Can we talk about it later? I'm fucking beat.

I don't want us to fight.

OK.

Goodnight.

Are you sleeping?

Were you listening at the door?

No. I wasn't.

Want one?

Go to bed, Vincent.

Not there, dipshit!

Vincent!

OK, enough.

Check this out!

A nice picture.

Me, Mom and JP.

Cute, right?

It doesn't hurt.

Mornings are gonna suck when you're gone.

Well, move in with me! Then they won't suck.

- You're so beautiful. - Don't say that.

I just wanna eat you up, goddammit!

What's that watch doing here?

Vincent left it last night.

- Johnny! - They called him John...

Well, well! You get caught in a lawnmower?

Excellent! Still smells like Chinese.

- Your beautiful hair... - It'll grow back.

- Where was it? - In my room.

- They're good kids, Joe. - I know it.

I want coffee too!

- I want some coffee. - You shouldn't drink coffee!

Thank you! I keep telling him.

Tell me about your dream.

These aren't good for you.

Then why'd you bring them?

They aren't good for you.

We aren't immortal.

Have some peanut butter and toast.

- What are you saying, Lil' Dan? - I told you not to call me that.

JP's not fat!

You need protein.

- JP's not fat! - I didn't say he was.

I'm just saying watch what you eat.

Well, I ate three, and you didn't say a thing!

Grab an apple.

I'm going for a run. I need real food.

Fine, go ahead.

Take one. Take three! Four!

See? He doesn't even want one.

Jesus, can you keep it down?

Morning, sweetheart!

- Want a donut? - No.

Let go of my cigarette!

So, are you moving out soon?

- Yeah, this week. - Already?

If you need anything, a truck or something...

just let me know.

Thanks, but I've got it covered.

It's just that you're part of the family now.

Wait a minute!

Check me out.

Christ!

Money over Jesus

What the fuck, man?

Trying to be tough, man?

Think you're better than me?

Jesus!

Know who I am?

I've got an idea.

Big ho, sit

I said Mama over Jesus

I gotta go.

Now?

Bye!

- Bye, Mom! - Bye, sweetie!

Later.

JP?

I need you to pay Olivier a visit.

I saw him by Verdun metro again, the little shit.