Call My Agent (Dix Pour Cent)

I looked everywhere, I can't find it!

That's why you're calling me?

You know I'm busy driving my taxi.

- We have to think bigger. - I don't know where the remote is.

- Living room under the ottomans? - I'll call their P.R.

Did you check the garage?

- Why the garage? - I don't know!

Hold on. I'm sorry, it's a bit tough, I can't hear anything.

My wife lost the remote.

And Diane Kruger needs a dress for the Césars.

Hold on! You have Diane Kruger in your car?

Not really, no...

Déborah, I'll call you back.

- Yeah, you better. - Of course, yeah.

I got that you wanted red.

I'll call you back, Diane, my appointment's here.

I mean, I'm here. Sorry. Talk to you soon.

Camille! I've been calling you.

You need to read Oscar Rondo's script for me.

Okay. For when?

Now! I'm picking up Charlotte. She's going to ask me about it.

- You haven't read it. - No.

It came in last night. I wanted to read it overnight

but Flora drove us bonkers. And now my phone is blowing up.

I need you to tear through it

while I buy us some time. Then text me ASAP

- to tell me. - Tough.

Yes! Hurry up, no time to waste.

- You done? Can I call my wife now? - Yes. Fabrice.

Le Guay called me four times, I don't know what to tell him.

On a plane for 11 hrs. and still gorgeous. Unbelievable! How do you do it?

I sleep.

When I turned on my phone, I saw they'd sent

Oscar's script.

Hold on, look at me. Unbelievable.

When I sleep on a plane, I look like bubble wrap.

- What's you secret? - I don't know. Try jojoba oil.

- Yeah? - It's a seborrheic regulator.

I agreed on principle because he's my best friend

and I love his comics but...

I won't do it if it's no good.

You said it was a sebo...

"seborrheic regulator"?

Sorry, I have to write it down otherwise I'll forget.

There's probably two "b" s in there.

Andréa. Have you read it?

Yes, I did.

SO?

And it's great. It's great.

I'm so relieved, you have no idea.

IT'S AWFUL!!!

They depend on me, it'd be horrible to say no.

Oscar is such a sensitive...

Charlotte!

- What are you doing here? - Picking up my actress.

I was worried cause

I was in the wrong terminal.

- How are you? - Great! You?

- Andréa, my agent. - Nice to meet you.

- Oscar Rondo, my best friend, my brother. - Hello.

The first one to film me.

- Really? Before L'Effrontée. - Yes.

- Before Paroles et musique? - Yes.

My parents had an early camcorder. We should find the tapes.

- Oh, please. - Have you read it?

No, it was sent while I was in the air.

- Right. - But...

- Andréa read it and she loved it. - Yes?

Yes. Loved it. That's the word.

We're making a movie together!

I'm so happy!

- So am I! - It's amazing.

I'm so happy!

"For Andréa Martel, the ASK shake-up is

a great opportunity to revamp the agency while embracing mutations

in the industry." Nice way to say we'll lose a third of our business.

What are you saying?

"As for Mathias Barneville,

while wanting to remain discreet about his future,

he said he's in talks for major projects." There.

He's joining StarMédia. There's no doubt about it.

Stop. Anyway, we won't know until he signs the separation agreement.

How do you "keep calm and carry on"?

I'm totally stressed out.

Rest assured, I'm neither calm nor carrying on.

What's up?

Gainsbourg said yes to her friend's movie.

- So what? - I said it was good before reading it.

What? You didn't read it?

- What's with you? - What's with me?

I'm a chief executive, a mom

and an agent. It gets complicated at times.

I've just finished reading it and it's like...

There's no way.

She's BFF with Oscar Rondo?

I love his comics, they're great.

Maybe they are, but the script is a disaster.

Practically shameful.

She can't star in this dud.

Have they shot it yet? No.

Simple.

Call Charlotte, do some groveling and tell the truth.

Fruit baskets? That's new.

And call Mimie Mathy.

She keeps calling because in your interview

you didn't name

Joséphine among our hits.

Yes, well, you can't name everyone.

I'm sure, but...

Charlotte, it's Andréa, call me back when you get this.

It's pretty urgent actually.

Talk to you soon.

She said it shows your lack of respect for Joséphine

- and her fans. - Okay. I'll deal with it later.

Let's go, it's time.

There are lychees!

Now you're the boss, it's Five a Second.

Arlette, meeting!

Let's make it quick. I'm swamped this week.

Yes, boss. Any word from Mathias?

- No. - Really? No one knows where he's going?

Whether he joins StarMédia or launches an agency, the problem remains.

He'll take his actors.

- We need to react. - What do you have in mind?

One, keeping face.

We're vulnerable. They expect us to tighten our belt.

We'll do the opposite to prove that we're stronger.

Hence the fruit baskets?

Very Roman orgy, I love it.

We're not withering away, we're expanding.

We'll hire new talent to compensate.

Big names, sure, but also newcomers to prepare for the future.

Camille, Hervé, got it?

Okay, and we're going to double down on TV shows.

Watch out with those.

Let's not kill film.

Arlette, projects that span many seasons mean long-term revenue.

We should have the writers write for our actors!

One deal should always lead to another three or four.

ASK projects, that's what's going to save us.

We all agree?

It's. All. Good.

Let's show our most confident smiles.

And give nothing away!

We're drifting in the Andreatic Sea.

It's scary.

- Pauline. Victor and Ernest, for sure. - For sure.

- Daphné! She's an awesome dancer. - Yes, totally!

How do we send the invites? Through a Facebook event, or WhatsApp group?

Some people don't have WhatsApp.

Tough, you're not coming to our party.

Excuse me for butting in,

but is it ethical for an agent to represents her roommate?

Remind who dated his actress.

Maybe I did.

Our golden rule: never talk shop at home.

Exactly.

I bet you're the only actress nominated for a César

who works at her agency's front desk.

I need to pay rent.

Not the average girl, huh?

My lady is served.

It's gargantuan.

Wait.

You took the nametag off our mailbox?

You're embarrassed to see our names together?

We still have to hide, is that it?

- What is it? - A gift.

From the super.

These bourgeois buildings insist on engraved nameplates.

It's beautiful!

Can I go put it up?

- I'll meet you at ASK? - Yes. Are you nervous?

A little. But I'm excited about what lies ahead.

So am I, I can't wait to tell everyone.

About that, we may have to wait.

Really?

Say. What are you up to this time? Huh?

Is it for a birthday? A christening?

No, not really.

The César Awards Ceremony.

You've come to the right place. I've dressed many actresses.

- Really? - Come.

Chic, understated.

Efficient.

Yeah. But mostly boring.

No, and I'm not sure about this.

Gypsy King-ish.

Perhaps.

May I ask you a personal question?

- Yes. - Do you dress to impress or to seduce?

To seduce. It's always about seduction with me.

Did your colleague leave?

No, she took the day off.

Oh, okay.

Flashy yet classy.

Simple and bold.

Yes, a woman who embraces her contradictions,

for whom contrast is a philosophy.

That is so me!