Urusei Yatsura (うる星やつら)

URUSEI YATSURA

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

...love you, love you, love you the best!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

On nights when the stars are twinkling...

I dream all about you.

I love you, but you act like you don't know.

I bet you're crazy for someone else by now!

Ah! Men all have so many loves.

Ah! You're spreading them all over...

and making me worry!

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

love you the best! Love you the best!

Steal Darling! The Copy Operation!!

Subtitles: Arigon

Well, this should go like this.

Yes. Yes, and how does it go at the end?

This is a perfect plan.

I'll contact Lum right away.

This is fun. This is fun.

Huh? Oh, yes... I'll be right there.

Yes, I'm coming.

Hello, Moroboshi residence.

Is Lum there?

Lum, huh?

Oh, Lum!

Lum, Lum! There's a phone call for you.

She just left.

What, a phone call for me?

Oh, hello...?

I'm coming!

A call for me?

Yes... That was fast... Here.

Thanks.

Yes. Hello, this is Lum. Hello, this is Lum.

Oh, Lum, it's been a long time.

It's me. Can you guess who?

Who?

It's me, dammit!

Oh!

Oh, Ran!

Yes, that's right. You're so mean.

Can't you remember the voice of your childhood friend?

What do you want, Ran?

I have decided to torment you again.

Again?

To start, I'm going to take Darling away from you...

to retaliate against you Lum, so be prepared.

Take Darling away from me?

Ran, are you still thinking such terrible things?

Lum, you're an optimist. I'm not satisfied yet.

You used to tease me so much when we were kids.

Like THAT time, for example. Don't you remember?

Here we go again.

It's all your fault. Right, Lum? Lum, Lum!

HEY! Are you listening, Lum?!

Hello, Ran? Ran? We've been cut off.

Lum! Hey, Lum.

You're mean, so mean, Lum.

Here I am, notifying you ahead of time that I'm taking Darling away...

and you just hang up on me?

I'm definitely taking Darling!

You'll see, Lum.

Damn it, Hiroko, why'd you hang up on me when I asked you out on a date?

And you didn't have to shout like that either!

Now who shall I call next?! Let me see... all right, I'll call Yumi, uh...

Oh, hello, is Yumi there? Oh, Yumi, it's me, Ataru. Moroboshi.

Do you want to go to a movie with...

Hold on a second, Yumi! Wait! Yumi!

Too bad, but I'll try another one.

And that's this one.

Oh, hello, this is Moroboshi Ataru.

What gives?!

Oh!

Hey, Shinobu!

Hi!

Oh, aren't you with Lum today?

Come on, you're the only girl I like, Shinobu.

Yeah, right.

Say, do you want to go see a movie?

You know, Star Wars Part 3. I heard it's hot!

Oh. That sounds OK.

Really?! OK then, let's go! Here, as I have two invitation tickets...

I was definitely thinking of going with you, Shinobu.

It's been a long time since we had a date.

Yeah.

So I'll see you at 2 o'clock. Don't be late, OK? See you then.

You're so cold-hearted.

Oh, he's come back.

Darling!

Are you all right?

W...What's going on, all of a sudden?!

Anyway, come in.

What the hell's going on?!

Today, you can't go out of the house.

What? What are you talking about? Later on I'm...

Later on I'm what?

Oh! It's nothing, it's nothing.

I'm home.

I'm dead meat if I tell her I have a date with Shinobu.

Huh?

Oh, nothing. Lum, you're beautiful as usual today.

Really?

Ouch!

That hurts!

Ran called to warn me in advance about taking Darling from me...

but how will she do it?

To take Darling away from me... maybe...

Ouch...

Eh? Something's in my pocket.

Oh, when did this... Huh?!

Is your foot all right?

It's fine!

Good.

Oh, it's from Ran.

Knowing Ran, she'd do something like...

"I'll be waiting at the park fountain at 2 o'clock. --- Ran."

Darling, by all means, please come.

Yes, at 2 o'clock, I most certainly will be there, Ran.

Huh? 2 o'clock? My date with Shinobu is also at two!

Oh damn! Damn! I need to have two bodies! Two bodies!

Two bodies?

That sounds like a good idea!

Lu...Lum! What the hell are you doing to me? Damn you!

You sit there quietly.

Hey, Lum, untie me! Damn, stop it! Ouch!

Here it is. This is it.

Perfect.

Ran, you're so cute, pretty, fantastic, oh, you tease.

I won't take a back seat to Lum.

Yes, you're great. Yes, Darling is mine. All mine, yes!

Oh, it's almost 2 o'clock! Please, Lum, untie me! Hey, Lum!

Wha...?!

Lum, what're you doing?!

Finished at last!

Finished at last! Wh...What is?!

A...A pistol!

Lu...Lum!

S...S...Stop it! Lum, don't shoot! Don't shoot!

The firing...is now!

What?

Fire!

It worked!

Wh...What's going on? There's another me!

When you get shot by this gun, your cells replicate.

Your cells replicate?

Hey, what's that thing on top of his head?

It's a dash.

A dash?

Yeah, a dash. It marks him as a fake. The fake can go out.

Thank you.

H...Hey, what about me?

You, of course, will stay here with me.

For what reason?

Never mind about the reason.

Oh... what are you doing?

That's my double. We're thinking the exact same thing.

It's tough having two dates at once.

Hey cut that out. We don't have much time. We gotta go change.

Oh, wait a second, Darling! It's dangerous to go out!

Yeah, it's dangerous out there, with all those cars running around.

"lf you drink, don't drive. If you drive, don't drink."

"Always a smile." "Pay in cash." So long!

No, don't! Darling! Darling! Darling!