Beavis and Butt-head (Beavis and Butt-Head)

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Please God, don't let them sit over here. Please!

Please, don't let them sit over here!

Hey Beavis...

let's sit over there.

Yeah, yeah, let's sit over there.

Hey baby...

got any cavities?

- That was cool. - Yeah, yeah.

Hey Butt-Head, who is that guy?

I don't know.

- Just some old fatknocker. - Oh, oh yeah, yeah.

Look Butt-Head, it's that guy from TV.

Yeah, he's on TV.

Everybody on TV is that guy on TV.

No but... No, I mean, he's like on TV, like, another time, you know what's like?

Carlton and Hilary.

Oh yeah.

- You watched that show? - Yeah, you got a problem with that?

I don't have a problem with you being a wuss.

Shut up Butt-Head. Carlton is cool.

You want some rock, right now! Come on, tell him!

Yeah, he wants to rock right now.

Hey, what's going on?

Don't... don't go slow, no!

Stop it!

That's better.

What's your problem Beavis? That's weird.

Yeah, sort of.

A little bit.

That guy keeps, like, asking what he wants to do right now...

and it's like, he still doesn't get it.

Yeah, that's cool, it's like some teacher says:

"Damnit Beavis! Go to the principal's office!" And I say: "say what now"?

And they say: "Go to the principal's office!", and I say: "say what now"?

And I just keep doing it, over and over again. It's cool.

Say what?

I said like, you know, like, not paying attention is cool.

You know, like, it's cool and stuff.

Say what now?

I said not paying attention is cool! Butthole!

Well Butt-Head,

we're not seeing a lot of progress here...

Have you been wearing your rubber bands and headgear at night?

Headgear.

Now, open up wide for me, okay?

Here we go again.

Now Butt-Head... you're going to have to hold still.

Cut it out, asswipe! That hurts.

I'll kick your ass!

That does it! Nitrous!

But doctor, you really think it's a good idea? Laughing gas? Him?

I wish it was nerve gas!

Goofus is cool.

Excuse me.

Excuse me? You! Get over here!

Son, I couldn't help but notice how close you were holding that magazine.

Have you ever taken an eye exam?

I hate tests.

Well, at the end of this one, you get a sucker.

Cool!

Cool, a View-Master!

These things are cool.

Now, what do you see, Beavis?

The alphabet?

Can you read this line?

Bun... bun...

Butt?

And how about this letter?

X?

That's a letter, right?