Ali & Ava

(upbeat music playing on car stereo)

(ON TV) Awakening.

Alternate your hips from side to side

and stretch your arms and hands

as if you are waking up your limbs.

Callum, bring her down.

- That's it, let Karen sleep. Let's go see Nana.

Come on. - (baby cooing)

Oh, you little beauty.

(ON TV) Temple.

- (baby crying) Oh, that's enough noise.

Shush. Come on, we'll go and have a little dance.

- Here we are. Seduce.

Here you go, look.

And over to the other side.

Eh, what about Mandy?

Mandy? - Mmm-hmm.

- (music continues) - Are you fucking joking, Mum?

Twice more.

And one last time.

Give and take.

Other foot forward.

Oh, shurrup. Right, Venice, go, school.

- I'm gonna turn it off. - No.

Go on. I don't wanna go.

I know you don't. Get to it.

Right, are you stopping here tonight or at Karen's?

- Um... Bye, I'm off.

Bye. - (door closes)

- Probably Karen's. Right.

Venice!

Get out after her, take her that bag.

Well, I can't go dressed like this, can I?

Oh, fucking hell. Take the baby, I'll go.

- Venice! Hello, baby.

- It's okay. You've left your bag!

- (door closes) - Yeah, yeah!

Morning. Morning.

You sleep all right? - Yeah.

You all right with this?

Really?

Yeah.

It's like flatmates, in't it?

- Ali. - (chuckles)

Come on, now. I'm just...

I'm just mucking about with you.

Okay.

You're coming for dinner, though?

No.

- It's got to be different... - Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.

Okay.

I'm all right.

Go on, you'll be late.

- (door closes) - (exhales deeply)

All right, Mum?

- Here you are. Gi's a cuddle. - (both laugh)

You got confused, didn't you? How are you? You all right?

- You all right? - I'm good, yeah.

Yeah, all right, see you later.

How you doin', brother? You all right?

- Ali, you all right? - Yeah, okay.

All right, Barna, open up. It's your favourite landlord.

- All right, mate. - You all right?

- You okay? - Good.

- How are you? - Fine.

- Good, good. - Okay.

I finish plastering today in the kitchen

and start hall today, for you.

Thank you. Brilliant. - Okay? No problem.

Yeah, be good. And, er, see you at 43.

BARNABÁŠ: All right, okay. - Great, man,

- thank you so much. - Thank you. See ya.

Barna, can you get us

that screwdriver we used last time?

I'll open this up.

Cheers.

Right.

Kids off to school?

Mmm-mmm. No, no, no, no.

That should fix it. Should fix it.

BARNABÁŠ JUNIOR: Bye.

All right, see you later, kids.

See you later. See you later.

Bye.

What's up with this one?

- Crying no going for school. Not going to school?

I know, I saw that, "No, no, no, no, no".

Oh. You don't wanna go to school?

Yeah, I didn't like school either.

D'you wanna get on my shoulders?

Then you'll be the tallest person in school there.

We can do a shoulder ride.

No? Are you joking?

I'm talking about a shoulder ride!

- (chuckles) Yes! - The best... Yes!

- Yes. Let's do it.

- Come on, you, let's go. - (Sofia speaks Hungarian)

Up on the chair. Aw, that's nice.

Okay.

And another leg, here. Okay, all right... Nina, up...

- Higher, higher. - Nina, open the door!

Mind your head. Wahey!

Morning. I know. (chuckles)

- Hi, Miss! - Morning, Miss!

Morning. Oh!

Hiya, love. Look, new moon today.

Yay!

Hey, Sofia, listen. Come here.

Come here. Hey, Sofia.

Sofia...

- (exclaims) - (bell ringing)

Right, see you later, love.

Right, come on, then, let's get in.

Come on, girls, in you go. Go on. After you, go on, love.

- And that one? - It's the sun.

And what's that one above it? Mmm...

Ooh...

- Moll. - Mool? Is that a "luh"?

No.

- Moo... - Mull.

What's that sound?

- You said moo... Mmm, mull. - Mmm, moon. Moon.

Moon.

Oh, there's so many of you!

- (boy shouts) - Oh, not too loud.

Boys, line up there.

Turn round, that way.

Not again.

Come on, everyone's lined up and gone in.

Right, listen, darling. Can you go on your knees?

And turn round and come down backwards.

Come on, come here, look. Give us your hand.

- (Sofia fussing) - Come on, darling.

It's all right. Good girl.

Come down backwards like I showed you.

- (whimpering) - Turn around.

Stop.

- (Sofia crying) - It's all right, darling.

It's all right. Good girl, down you go.

That's it, like I showed ya.

Good girl, and put one foot here.

Thank you, Miss.

And another one.

There she goes, buh-boom!

I know. Listen, if you're brave enough to climb up,

you've gotta be brave enough to climb back down.

- (Sofia giggles) - We're gonna get soaked!

- We're gonna get wet. - I know!

Oh, look, there he is.

Wait for him to say.

All right, you, get in. Quick, quick, quick, quick!

- (chuckles) Hurry up! - (Sofia giggling)

Quick! Well done!

Now put your seat-belt on. Oh, my God! (groans)

All right, Miss, you want a lift?

No, I'm fine, thanks. I'm fine.

Oh, come on, you're gonna get soaking wet, come on!

- No, I'm all right! - Come on, get in.

That's it, come round.

Oh, lot of keys, a lot of keys for my properties. Oh, my God.

- (Ava chuckles) - Right, where to, Miss?

Er, the bus stop at the Leeds road, please.

Ah, go on, you don't wanna be in a bus stop in this.

I'll drop this one off, then I'll take you home, yeah?

- Thanks, thanks. - Yeah.

Seat-belt on.

Good girl.

Oh, another funeral.