Babu Baga Busy

BABU BAAGA BUSY

"I don't know anything"

"I'm innocent Gabbar Singh"

"I'm ready for hunting"

"My gun is fully loaded and ready to fire"

"Girlfriend... Girlfriend"

"I need a girlfriend"

"Girlfriend... Girlfriend"

"I need a girlfriend"

"He claims hunting as his hobby"

"fishing is his habit"

"flirting is his fashion"

"Pity! This guy is very busy!"

"He calls them beauty"

"Makes funny excuses"

"And starts batting"

"Amazing! This guy is so busy"

"Come on, get up king"

"Get up king!"

"Claiming he is innocent, he would go for extras"

"And teaches xyz"

"Good Gracious! This guy is very busy!"

"Try inserting a finger in his mouth"

"He'll ask you what to do"

"But keeps doing everything"

"Oh my God! He is very busy"

"Girlfriend... Girlfriend"

"I need a girlfriend"

"Girlfriend... Girlfriend"

"He need a girlfriend"

"I don't know anything"

"I'm innocent Gabbar Singh"

"I'm ready for hunting"

"My gun is fully loaded and ready to fire"

"When a human gets a hard hit"

"Their flashback instantly spins like a top."

"He is my cousin, Madhav."

"Well it's the chariot wheels spinning in place of tops in his case"

I've got time only till 10 o'clock. My wife is waiting at home for me.

Why are you laughing? Aren't you married too?

Yeah but my wife is at her parents'.

Hey!

Is your life confined to marriage, wife and children? Is that it?

Try to enjoy your life.

You've become uncles.

Nonsense!

You too get married soon. Be it arranged or love marriage.

It's been too late already.

And yes, stop your one night stands and casanova ways.

Hey,

You'll fall in love when you see a girl.

As an extension to that, you'll get married and end up having sex.

Is that it?

According to me,

The only thing that is between a girl and sex is confusion.

What's left when you set aside this confusion?

It's just the girl and sex.

Hey!

See how simple it is.

Sex is just a basic need.

I never understood why the drama of love and marriage is included.

I didn't get you.

That's the reason you got married early.

Let me explain.

A girl is like a glass.

The booze in the glass is happiness.

The happiness goes inside and the girl stays outside.

Wow!

In that case,

You can fill the happiness daily if you keep this glass permanently with you.

- That's right! - Yes.

Hey cheap mentality,

Look at the number of glasses available in the market.

Dude, my wife would divorce me if I pay heed to your logic.

- I'm going. Bye. - Bye dude.

- Hey remember... - Bye

- Bye dude. - Sex is just a physical need.

It's a necessity.

- Sir - Yes

- Here's sex on the beach. - It's good too. Did you try that?

- It's just a drink sir. - You'll never change.

You claim love is life but feel shy about sex.

- But our nation's population is 125 crores. - Come on sir.

A new glass!

One more.

- It's so noisy here. - Yeah.

- Can I buy you a drink? - What?

- Can I buy you a drink? - Yeah.

Okay.

One screw driver for the beautiful lady here, please.

Hey uncle...

Do you need a screwdriver when you're at an age of having old wine?

Bro, mind your words okay. Mind your words. - Rahul, just piss off.

Watch your tongue bro. Watch your tongue.

- Am I bro? Who is your bro? - Watch...

- Rahul... - Get up man.

- Hey, if you look at that girl again - Hey...

- I'll literally screw your happiness. - Rahul

- Listen... Listen to me - Why the hell should we listen to you?

- Just stop it. - Bash him up.

- Hey, listen to me. One minute bro. - Let go.

Back then, when I hit on two girls, both would fall for me.

But now, not even a single girl is falling for me even if I try twenty girls

I became an uncle.

I'm planning to get married.

Marriage? Whom do you want to marry?

My parents would find some match, don't they?

You?

Matchmaking and arranged marriage?

You are a person who impregnates a girl when you are asked to go out for a date.

Listen to me, forget about your thought.

People like you shouldn't get married at all.

MATCH NO. 1

Did you ever fall in love?

I slipped and fell twice but never fell in love.

What do you mean slipped?

- They're just casual affairs. - Huh, casual affairs!

One or two are very less.

- But frankly speaking... - Huh!

Kanya... Sri Kanya... Listen to me.

Next.

MATCH NO. 2

I don't brag... but these are just normal.

But not for me.

Bearer, get the bill.

There is no chance you'll get married!

MATCH NO. 3

Are you a virgin?

I lost it 15 years ago.

- What about you? - I just want to be pure to my husband. Okay?

According to me, virginity is not purity.

It's just lack of opportunity. That's it.

Bill.

We call this as loose-tongued in our place.

- Which place do you belong to? - Bhimavaram sir.

They call it the same everywhere.

Casual affairs and virginity?

At least feel happy that they have left you with rejection.

There are some who would have ripped you off.

However, I don't get one thing,

Does anyone discuss these topics with the girls whom they intend to marry?

You'll never get married dude.

Marriage is for decent people.

Not for you.

At least, learn to lie man!

Stop it there. I'll rock it from now on.

I'll definitely impress the girl whom I'm going meet tomorrow.

Hey... Hey!

"I've always given right suggestions at the right time to Madhav."

"But would a deaf person listen to a rock band if they perform before him?"

"Or would Krishna ignore his Gopikas?"

MATCH NO. 4

Be decent dude.

Did you have any girlfriends in your past?

There used to be a senior in our school.

I used to see her from a distance.

But my legs used to tremble when I went near her.

Her smile was a moonlight.

It used to be heavenly when she looked at me.

But it was hell on the farewell day.

So, this my affair articulated in three lines.

That was my first and last love story.

Interesting!

Are people like you still out there?

Now, shall I get the bill, sir?

Hey, go away.

Is he your friend?

More than that. We're emotionally connected ma'am.

- So, am I the first girl you met? - Four!

Hey, there's a coffee spill on table no.4. Go, clean it.

I've met three girls.

- Didn't you like them? - Not at all.

They didn't like me.

What about you?

This is my second one.

I had a boyfriend.

It was a serious relationship.

It went till engagement but was cancelled.

Actually, I lost faith in marriage after that.

Even now, it is my parents insistence that made me think about marriage.

If you have any problem with my past, you can say it straightaway.

- We can end this here. - No, that's okay.

I don't believe in such things.

The first guy I met didn't like my past.

- That's why... - What else? What are your hobbies?

- I love driving. - Wow! I love driving too.

- Oh! - Sitting beside the driver.

Um... Do you know her?

Isn't she the lead actress from the serial 'Undakka Bottu Pedata'?

Do you watch serials?

I watch them while having dinner along with my mom.

Do you have dinner with your mom? Wow!

My mom won't eat dinner without me.

It's just our middle-class values and affection.

Do you want to stay with your parents after marriage?

Yeah. Any problem?

The thing is, isn't it little uneasy?

Living separately would be a good idea.

Actually, I didn't give much thought on it.

It's okay.