Thomas in Love (Thomas est amoureux) (Thomas est amoureux)

Welcome to Sextoon.

Do you want to compose a new partner? - No.

Do you want to call your favorite partner? - Yes.

Hello. Thomas. I'm happy to see you again.

I have new story lines. Are you interested? - Yes.

Make your selection. Thomas.

Number 1.

"experiment in zero gravity"

"activate your cybersex suit"

There you are. Thomas.

Have you ever taken part in a medical experiment in zero gravity?

No.

Me neither. I can't wait to begin.

Sexual intercourse in zero gravity B204.

Are the participants ready? - Yes.

Turn off virtual gravity.

Activate sensors.

Apply sensors on male partner.

Careful. It's a bit cold.

Unpleasant? - No. Not really.

Sensors applied. Put on required attire.

Begin preliminaries.

That's good.

Yes...

Be gentle. Very gentle.

Don't forget. it is for the good of medicine.

Lubrification accomplished. Proceed with intromission.

That's good. Very good.

Intromission accomplished. Begin come and go movements.

One moment. Please. - Moment granted.

I want to feel you inside me.

I begin the come and go movements.

Careful, bestial phase engaged.

Female orgasm engaged.

Come!

Male orgasm engaged.

Attention please for simultaneous orgasm.

Five, four, three, two, one. Go!

Simultaneous orgasm, half a second interval.

Experiment over.

That was very good. Thomas. - Oh shit.

Next time. Perhaps?

See you.

Thomas?

Come on. Thomas. Answer. It's Nathalie. Thomas.

Yes. I'm coming.

Thomas. Where were you?

I was... I was watching a movie.

Mom. We had said... - What movie?

We had said once a week.

You look a little pale. Thomas.

Listen. I just had a check-up on automedic.

I'm perfectly healthy. Sorry.

You know. Thomas. It's for your own good.

OK. Mom. What day is it today?

Saturday. - Yes.

When did you call me last?

Monday. - No. Mom. Tuesday.

From Tuesday to Saturday. that's not a week.

You're being picky. - Not really.

Stop calling me all the time.

But I don't anymore.

You know what I mean. Goodbye. Mom.

Welcome to Domotics Clinic.

All our lines are busy. Please wait...

Domotics Clinic. Office seven.

Hello.

Hello.

My vacuum-cleaner robot is broken.

Yes. How did it happen?

It just doesn't work anymore.

Have you tried the self-diagnoser? - No. It's also broken.

I see. What model? - My vacuum-cleaner?

Yes. The vacuum-cleaner robot. - It's an IR2020.

On or off-line? - Off-line.

Is the discharge light on?

On the side. - No. It's broken.

OK.

Please bring it to the shop.

OK. But there's a problem. - Yes?

I can't go anywhere.

All repairs are done in our workshops.

Yes. But you must understand. I never go...

I don't have time to listen. I have other clients.

So please bring us your IR2020 or don't clean the carpet anymore.

My contract specifically states...

We do not include transport. Goodbye.

You don't understand. I have a right...

Yes. OK. Thank you.

Hello. Mr Thomas. - Yes. Hello.

Your insurance policy number. JM 88...

56. - I knew that.

So. What can I do for you?

My vacuum-cleaner is broken.

I called the repairman. but he refuses to come.

He says I have to bring it to him.

You do have a maintenance contract? - Of course.

Apparently it does not include transport.

With which company? - Domotics Clinic.

Let's see. I'm checking. One moment.

I talked to a real stubborn guy.

I see. Did you catch his name? - Yes. Gregory.

Perfect. You can count on me. I'll take care of it.

Thank you.

Hello. Thomas. - Hello.

How are you feeling? - Fine.

Great. - I did it.

What did you do? - I talked to my mother.

She took it very well.

She will only call me once a week.

Thomas. Our session will be different today.

We have to talk.

I was controlled.

Controlled? By the insurance?

Yes. Of course.

And? - I was almost discharged.

Wow. What's all that about? You're good. Very professional.

I'm not the reason. The treatment is.

In fact. I asked to be controlled.

You did? - Yes.

Globale assembled a panel of psychologists.

of various expertise.

They saw our sessions and... - Wait.

They watched our sessions?

Neither one of us owns the sessions.

They are Globale property.

Really. Thank you. That was thoughtful of you.

So. What did your peers say?

They confirmed what I already knew.

You've been deviating. - Deviating?

You're smart. You're avoiding. You've invented a new patient.

a virtual patient you use as protection

to avoid asking yourself questions.

Isn't all that a bit far-fetched?

You don't do it on purpose. It's subconscious.

It's alright then.

If it's subconscious. Everything's OK.

Our conclusion is that you have to be shaken up a bit.

Shaken up?

What are you going to do to me?

I've already done it.

What? - I signed you up in a dating club.

Excuse me?

You heard me. I gave your name to a dating club. - A matrimonial agency?

We don't call them that anymore. It's pejorative.

But. That's ridiculous. I...

Sorry. But I have a meeting in five minutes.

We'll talk later. - It's ridiculous.

What am I to do with...

"Psy Workshop". Hello. - Mr Gillon. Please.

I'm sorry. He's out. - But he was just there.

He left 30 seconds ago. Would you like...

You could call him back. - I don't think so.

You don't? - He was in a hurry.

Really?

Would you like to leave a message?

No. I'll call him on his cellular.

Sorry. But he left it on his desk.

What a coincidence!

What should I do? Do I leave him a message or not?

Yes. Let's leave him a message.

Tell him...

Tell him he's an asshole.

An asshole. Is that all?

What? - "You're an asshole". That's it?

Well. Yes.

Shall I write your name? - Yes.

And what is your name? - Thomas.

Thomas who? - Thomas.

Thomas Thomas. First name. Thomas.

Last name is also Thomas.

I see. So it's you.

I saw your name on a file earlier.

It's rather rare. - Very rare.

Hello. - Hello.

Welcome to Catch-a-Heart. - What is...

You have been selected to take our psychoaffective test.

Damn. - This test will...

Hello. - Damn it!

Welcome to Catch-a-Heart.

You have been selected to take our psychoaffective test.

I'm so lucky.

This test will help us find your soulmate.

Soulmate! - Are you ready for our questions.

Mr Thomas Thomas?

Are you ready for our questions. Mr Thomas Thomas?

Fuck you.

Are you ready for our questions...? - They won't leave me alone.

Yes. - OK. Mr Thomas Thomas.

Here is the first question.

What does this image remind you of?

a. A dog. b. A marine landscape at dusk.

c. A man or a woman's face.

What is this bullshit?

Please answer by "a". "b". Or "c". Thank you.

a. A dog. B. A marine landscape... - C.

What does this image remind you of?

a. A car accident.

b. A reproductive sexual organ.

c. A tree in the fall. - B.