The On1y One (某某)

Welcome to upside-down world.

We'll read this month's horoscope to you now.

Venus and Mars are directly opposite each other at 180°.

That's a hopeless and fatal attraction.

Everything impossible is possible.

Turn around, and it's the beauty at the turn-of-the-century.

And now, upside down.

Why did I drink so much?

Good morning.

Let's go.

Why are you standing there?

Wait till I've gone over this mountain.

I win.

Stomachache.

If possible,

I just want to stay in this room

all alone.

Here, Xiaotian, a poached egg.

Mom.

Cook it a bit more?

Actually, we can try...

Try what?

Try to be a little closer.

Okay...

I'll make another one for you.

Xiaowang.

Quick, come and have your breakfast.

Thank you, Auntie.

There's no need to be so formal.

Here, have some porridge.

I'll make some new poached eggs for you.

There's already an egg here.

Hey, you...

Here you go.

Poached eggs.

I need to go earlier today.

You...

Wait, Xiaotian.

Aren't you going to eat? You're not going to wait for Xiaowang?

No need for that.

Didn't you say you wanted it cooked a bit more?

I'm full now, Auntie.

Bye.

Weird.

He ate the raw one, but this one...

Isn't this the better one?

Still want to go straight?

Have you forgotten about last night?

Last night？

What do you mean go straight?

-I'm going home. -Home is the other way!

I know that.

I just wanted to test you.

It's true!

If you don't believe me, record it with your phone.

I can still walk straight.

What exactly do you want to do?

Take it out and press record!

I'm going to start walking.

You're recording, right?

Well? Was it a straight line?

Can you do that?

I don't want to.

Walk over here.

See if you can walk straight.

I don't want to.

Hurry up!

You can do it too.

Thank you.

Hey, how am I supposed to record you?

I know.

Hey, you...

Here!

If you can walk straight, then walk home.

Go on, I'll record.

Let's go!

Let's go!

Don't sway about!

We're on the way.

Walk in a straight line!

Don't sway about.

Well?

You remember now?

Walk in a straight line.

No.

If I'd known...

It'd be great if I really had a stomachache.

Then I could call in sick.

It's not poison.

Hawthorn helps with digestion. You won't get diarrhea.

Even if you don't have a stomachache,

you've just eaten my mother's bad cooking.

So you need to take one.

Auntie Jiang gave you this?

We just ate the breakfast she prepared,

then she gave you this?

What a nice lady.

Yesterday...

why did you say to me

that you wanted to try to be a little closer?

So, you don't want us

to know each other better?

I didn't mean it that way.

So do you want it or not?

I do.

Let me see you walk straight.

Hey, can you stop going on about walking in a straight line?

Walk in a straight line.

You need a spanking.

The path to punch someone is a straight line.

Initial speed 0, acceleration 50.

According to Newton's law of motion F=Ma.

Stop it!

Why are you two so late?

Go to your seats, quickly.

Why is Miss Jin so early...

Go and sit down, quickly.

You two, take out your test papers.

Oh, no. I didn't do it.

-Me neither... -As I said, there are two types

-of good English grades. -Miss Jin is so early.

The first lesson hasn't started.

Why are so many people standing up?

Someone told on us.

She came to check our papers to see who copied.

If I find out who it is,

I'll definitely damn...

Hey...

Then the accuracy can be improved.

Stand up.

For some students,

I don't need to check their papers to know they didn't do it.

Gao Tianyang.

You.

Show more initiative.

Stand up!

Where's your test paper?

Some students are different.

I don't need to check their papers to know they've done it.

Come, Sheng Wang.

Be a good example to everyone.

Sheng Wang.

You've given me a painful slap in the face.

Do you feel it?

Stand up!

Who else among you didn't do their test papers

like these ones here?

Take your papers and pens

and go outside to do them.

Come back when you're done.

Everyone of you be more conscientious.

-Jiang Tian, your paper? -Why did I go to the barbecue?

True, it was too late for us.

It was midnight by the time I got home and had a bath.

Not bad.

Not bad.

The rest of you did well.

Don't look. Do it yourself.

Miss Jin will see.

Tian is standing up.

Jiang Tian？

Oh, no, Tian came out too.

I feel a little better now.

Stop comparing yourself with Tian.

Did Miss Jin say when we could go back in?

When we're done of course.

When we're done?

When all 150 are done,

I think it will be about time

to go home.

Wait a minute.

We haven't been out here for long, and you're already on question 58?

Question 59 now?

How long will it take to do 150?

Less than an hour.

C-O-W.

-Why didn't you finish yours? -You tell me.

Why did you come early?

I need to go earlier today.

Not waiting for Xiaowang?

Tick A for this question.

Present continuous tense.

What?

You think an ace student is so great?

I hear our class has become a tourist attraction.

Many came especially to see our so-called ace student getting punished.

Do me a favor.

Can you perform normally?

Can you put more effort into your lessons?

Can you?

Yes.

Okay, I still have something to announce.

The Model Student of the Year selection will happen soon.

Everybody knows

the city's model student will get bonus points

on the college entrance exam.

This is like getting the first choice ticket.

Our class has four candidates this year.

Same rules as always:

based on performance,