South Park

I'm going out to South Park gonna have myself a time

Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation

I'm goin out to south park gonna leave my woes behind

Ample parking day or night people spouting howdy neighbor

I'm heading out to south park to see if i cant unwind

I like girls with big fat titties really big fat titties

So come on out to south park and meet some friends of mine

Episode 11x01 "With Apologies To Jesse Jackson"

And now back to, Wheel of Fortune.

Allright, Randy. Congratulations on making it all the way to the bonus round.

Thanks, Pat. - You got some family here watching tonight.

Yeah, they're all rooting for me.

And I'm sure you have lots of friends watching back home?

Yeah. Hi, everybody watching in South Park.

That's us. - Good luck!

Well let see if you can make everyone proud.

The category is: "People who annoy you."

Okay.

As always we give you the letters, "R", "T", "S", "L" and "E".

We just need three more consonants and a vowel.

Okay, I'd like a "B".

A "N" and a "G".

And the vowel? - An "O", please.

Okay well, looks like you're gonna get a lot of help here.

The category is: "People who annoy you." Audience keep quiet please.

Uh...

Well, uhm...

Ten seconds, Mr. Marsh.

I know it, but I don't think I should say it. - Five seconds, Mr. Marsh.

Allright, I'd like to solve the puzzle.

Niggers.

Oh, naggers, of course. Naggers. Right.

Uh, can we cut to a...

Could we cut to a-

Well, I gave it my best shot.

At least we had a fup trip, huh gang?

I can't believe you said the "N" word on national television.

What?

Well, what i was supposed to do, Sharon? I thought I was gonna make $30.000!

Stanley, the only reason daddy used that word, is that he thought he would win money!

Dude, did your dad know the show was being broadcast live?

Dude, the funniest thing I've ever seen. I watched it on YouTube about 60 times.

Can we just drop this, please? I don't wanna talk about it.

Yeah, well, it's not us you have to worry about.

It's Token.

He is gonna wanna kick your cracker teeth in. - No, he's not. Is he?

I don't know. - I just need to explain things.

Hey, Token.

Look, I don't know if you saw Wheel of Fortune last night, but...

Yeah, I was watching with my whole family.

And then we saw all the replays this morning on the news.

Listen, Token, my dad isn't an racist. He's just stupid, allright?

He just blurted out the "N" word, and it's no big deal, okay?

Uh, well, actually it is kinda a big deal, Stan.

It may be a mistake, but you don't understand how it feels when that word comes up.

So don't say it isn't a big deal.

Oh, shit, here we go. It's on! Race war!

Race war! Race war!

Race war is on, everybody! It's going down! Shit is going down!

Token my dad wasn't trying to be offensive, just forget about it.

That's easy for you to say, Stan. - Yeah, come on. Here we go!

Yeah, but he didn't say it in anger or anything like that.

That doesn't mean I can just be fine. - Race war, come on. Race war!

If you really think it's not a big deal, then you really are ignorant.

That's all. I'm not fighting anybody!

Token forefits!

Whites win! Whites win!

Race war is over again, everybody! Whites won again!

I want to apologize deeply and sincerely for using the "N" word on Wheel of Fortune.

And I want to assure you that I'm not a racist, reverend Jackson.

The puzzle you were solving was: "People who annoy you?"

Well, like anybody else thought it was naggers, I mean, right?

Mr. Marsh, you need to take time to understand African-American culture.

Visit black museums, see black performers and artists.

Oh, I will. I'm really down with African-Americans.

Do you really want to apologize? Are you sure? - Yes, absolutely.

Very well. If you want to apologize. I will accept.

Oh, thank you, Mr. Jackson. Thank you.

Brian, get a picture of Mr. Marsh apologizing. - Ready to go, sir.

Kiss it. - Uh?

Apologize. Kiss it.

You want me to kiss your- - That's right, apologize.

Ah, okay. I'll uh...

Let's hear uh...

Apologize.

Hey, Token, I just wanted to let you know, that everything is cool now.

My dad apologized to Jesse Jackson.

Oh, I see. So I'm supposed to feel all better now?

Well, yeah. - You just don't get it, Stan.

Dude, Jesse Jackson said it's okay.

Jesse Jackson is not the emporer of black people!

He told my dad he was.

Today we are going to have a guest speaker talk to us about sensitivity and the power of words.

In a moment, you will meet Dr. David Nelson.

Who has firsthand experience in overcoming slander,

because David is himself a little person.

Who knows what a little person is?

Yes, over there? - A midget?

Not exactly. That term is actually considered offensive.

And that's why Dr. Nelson goes from school to school

getting us all to think about what we say.

He has two Ph. D.'s and has published six books. Please welcome David Nelson!

Good morning, students. How are we all feeling today?

I would like to share with you all my-

No, dude! No, fucking way!

Dude.

That words are like bullets and if you give-

Just stop, stop, stop!

Eric, be quiet. - No, no, it's okay.

He will run out of steam here pretty soon.

Look, look, look! They put a little suit on him!

So I said to my wife:

"You told me to kill the damn cockroach, don't yell at me for making a mess!"

We got a great crowd here tonight. Now, how many people here are actually from Colorado?

Got nothing better to do on a friday night than to go to a comedy club, uh?

Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?

Yeah, I know you. You're the guy that said nigger on Wheel of Fortune!

Look, everybody, it's the nigger guy.

Hey, it is him.

Oh, we got a star in the club. Everyone wave to the nigger guy, say "Hi, nigger guy."

Hi, nigger guy!

That's allright, nigger guy, you know we just playing.

Yeah. No problem.

Have y'all seen these navigation systems in these cars, these days?

Damn things look like they're right out of space nuts.

Maybe nigger guy has one, you got one, nigger guy?

Hey, look, Patty. It's that nigger guy.

Nigger guy, nigger guy.

Hey, what do you think you're doing?

I just need some aspirin.

You aren't welcome in this store, nigger guy.

Fine.

Principal Victoria, I'm very concerned about the behavior of one of your students.

Yes, we apologize for Eric Cartman's behavior, Mr. Nelson. We feel terrible.

Why? I don't feel terrible. It doesn't bother me at all.

Words are like bullets and I let them pass right through me.

I just know that with some one-on-one time together with this Eric Cartman.

I have a chance to change the way he thinks.

It might be best if you just let it go, OK?

You don't understand. You see, words are like bullets.

And if you take away the gun powder- - Yeah, yeah, we get it, Mr. Nelson.

Very well, Mr. Nelson. Stacy, go ahead and send in Eric Cartman.

Eric, Mr. Nelson is concerned about how you respond to little people.

Did I hurt his little feelings?

You know, you think you have the power to make me insecure.

But your words are actually completely powerless.

We should get like eight of these. We can dress them all up like little beavers, right?

And then put them in a pond and see if they build a dam!

You see, no matter what you say, I'm still standing.

Barely!

No matter how you act, I can rise above it.

Rise above it. Get it?

Like he can rise above anything!

Shut your fucking mouth! - Mr. Nelson!

He didn't get to me. I was just joking.