Beavis and Butt-head (Beavis and Butt-Head)

HEROES

Tonight on "Cops".

- Police! Move and you're dead! - What?

Whoa, guns are cool!

Go for bust. Tonight on "Cops".

This here's Bob, down at "Bob's Fancy Skeet".

Come on down and try one of our starter rifles.

Hey dude, wake up.

Whichever model you're after,

the skeets are always flyin' down at "Bob's Fancy Skeet".

- Is that that guy from "Cheers"? - Yeah. That's that Sam Malone guy.

- Hey Butt-Head, check out his eyes. - That's cool!

I can do that. Check this out.

Yes!

Whoa.

This rules!

Whoa.

- Cool! - Yeah.

This video has bikini girls and machine guns.

Yeah, and you can see the cleavage.

- Is this that Iggy Pop dude? - No way.

- This guy can kick Iggy Pop's ass. - Yeah.

Whoa, he's got a mike in his mouth.

- If only all videos could be like this. - Yeah.

That would be cool.

Hey there, welcome to "Bob's Fancy Skeet".

You boys eighteen?

No.

Let me start again.

Hey there, you boys eighteen?

No.

Six hours later...

Now, this is how it works:

he yells "pull", you pull the lever,

then he shoots what comes out, you got that?

Hey Beavis, pull my lever.

This is cool.

Push!

Pull!

Pull!

Pull!

Hey, maybe shoot up.

Yeah.

Pull!

...and we'll be getting up to about, fifty thousand feet...

If you look off to your left right now,

you will see a shimmering sea of trailer homes.

Like the fact you...

Whoa! You bagged the jumbo jet.

Do I get to keep it?

Whoa, cool!

Oh my God! Someone's here!

Thank God! Help us! Help us!

We're trapped in here!

Please! We have two pregnant women on board!

- How did that happen? - Yeah.

Look on the door! There's instructions!

Please, help us get out!

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