Chor Chor Super Chor

I want to make a Taj Mahal for my Mumtaz.

Tell me how much have I made?

- About four bricks. - Guess it's going to take a while.

How much have you made?

I mean, we can work together in partnership, what do you say?

Get out... let me work.

Come on, tell me please.

Let me work.

Careful, Vava be careful.

Careful! You tend to panic. Don't panic. Okay?

Let's start with Chautala, pick the goggles!

Good!

Now aunty...

Very good!

Now move on to the next.

What is it?

What are you doing? The same mistake for four times?

I just can't handle "beauty".

Everything else is fine.

It's very simple bro.

You must spend some time with them.

Really?

600... 650...

Show me.

What?

How much have I made?

- What do you want to build? - White house.

Do you see?

- Yes brother I do, I do. - He has got drive this one.

Certainly.

He's a lion, a lion indeed.

Guy has got guts indeed.

But what have you done so far?

I can do anything!

You tell me What?

Mr. Shukla...

Mr. Shukla...

Shukla you are avoiding me!

Amol, I have already told you... No!

But I am just asking for a small favour!

And... I am willing to pay for it! Give me one of your guys!

I have told you once and for all no means no.

This is your problem Mr. Shukla.

There are so many talented gems here.

Each better than the other.

But you treat them like coal.

Please Shukla, give me one of your boys.

I will set Delhi on fire.

Amol, I know each of my boys very well.

Think how many've been destroyed trying to make that fire.

This is the problem.

There is a saying in my aunt's village...

'Don't polish a diamond so much that it begins to look like glass.'

Means?

I'll tell you... move.

Okay, look here.

Very good.

Shukla, I don't want to do all this.

What? You don't want to do what?

This pick pocketing... stealing.

Okay, then what will you do?

Anything.

Anything?

Chaddaji, I will work with complete honesty.

Just try me once.

No, my friend this work is beyond your capability.

Chaddaji, just give me one chance.

I will prove I can do it.

Give me one chance.

Son, this is not how we work here.

We require the gift of the gab and here you are speaking from the heart.

Divine mother shower prosperity, bless me... my mother.

Show your grace.

Hallo. True real estate. You need an apartment?

Are you a bachelor or a family?

Okay, and what's your budget?

Okay, a small budget? No problem.

You'll definitely get one.

Ok alright, you just come over here.

The keys, Chaddaji! A client is coming.

Very good, amazing! Here you go.

Sit.

What will you have? Tea, coffee or a cold drink?

Yes sir.

No sir.

Chautala, get two glasses of dessert.

Sir, you've just had tea, you'll catch cold.

No, not for me, it's for the guests.

- No, no, Sir! - It's okay.

- Go on, get going. - For them?

Okay so from here to there...

...from there to here and from here to there again...

...very skillful!

An artist!

- Very good, very good! - Thank you sir.

If I wasn't a cop I'd be doing the same.

- What are you saying, Sir? - Yes, indeed!

Now that would have been real fun!

And who would be there to save you then?

Give.

You've been drinking cold tea? Are you okay?

Where were you all night?

Why, what happened?

Is it the time to come home, 3 o'clock in the night?

'Knock knock knock'... wrecking someone's sleep.

Have you gone mad?

You talk like there's been a disaster.

- I always come late. - I'd been waiting for you so long.

So what's the problem? Tell me now.

'Tell me now.'

Okay, listen.

What?

- I went to Chaddha... - The property agent?

- Yes... - Yes, I went to him...

A client came...

...beautiful...

...innocent... no... innocent like.

She got down from the auto.

Will you be showing me the apartment?

Yes.

- Are you married? - Yes.

Just got married before coming here.

No, I mean, it is easy for people with a family to get an apartment.

Why don't you show me the place first? - Okay, wait for a moment.

Where are you living now?

Once I like the apartment I will give you all my details, got it?

No, it's just that... one needs proof, you know.

- Shall we see the place? - Yeah sure.

Okay, please come. You are very jolly indeed!

Come.

So this is the hall.

Yes, now, this is all we have.

I will show you the kitchen now.

Looking at the rooms.

She asks, what is special about them?

Listen... just listen.

This is the kitchen

It's pretty small.

This is small?

Nice.

Brother, she looked around all the rooms and I kept looking at her.

I couldn't understand anything...

...I was saying one thing and doing something else, you know.

Area?

- What? - Area.

Area?

Twelve paces...

- Eight paces... - What are you doing?

- Measuring the area? - You don't know the area?

Area, means Jungpura?

Let it be

What's your name?

10,000 per month... Satbir.

And then she left.

I couldn't get her address or phone number.

Why don't you resolve your confusion first?

What confusion?

First decided you want a job or a girl?

I want a job first...

...then I want a girl, and that too this girl.

You can't even take care of yourself and you want to get married!

Can't take care of myself?

I've been taking care of you.

I wash all your clothes, your underwears.

Cook for you.

Wait for you all night and I cannot take care?

What's the problem if I want to get settled?

I want to get settled.

And you are talking as if you are well settled.

- Yes, I am. I am well settled. - Well settled, my foot.

Just get lost and don't come to me searching for your underwears.

Go on... find it yourself.

- Just get lost. - It's impossible to explain you anything.

- Get lost! - Get lost!

- Go on, wash this glass. - Tell your 'girlfriend'

Sir...

Oh, you are looking wonderful, my samosa!

Move back a little, let me take a look.

Excellent... excellent!

Now whirl around, round and round, sway your waist with gusto!

Round and round.

Hello.

Hi, Aditi, you are coming today, right?

Okay!

Shukla, how's business?

Going well.

And how are you?

Fine.

Amol's been frequenting your joint these days.

He wishes to buy.

Take care that nobody gets sold from your family.

Chauhan sir, we are not for sale.

Buyers like these... so many have come and gone.

You don't worry.

Good, that's how it ought to be.

The line shouldn't be crossed.

We have our constraints too.

Brother, I'm really heartbroken seeing you do this work.

I can also do the kind of work that you're doing...

...then what's the difference between you and me now?