The Office

Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin.

He's not available right now.

Uh-huh.

Yes. Sure, I'll give him the message when he gets up. Gets back.

Michael had chicken pot pie for lunch.

Actually, let me rephrase that.

Michael had an entire chicken pot pie for lunch.

Let me be more specific.

Michael ate an entire, family-sized chicken pot pie for lunch,

and then he promptly fell asleep.

So, we're all trying to be very quiet,

so as to not wake him up before 5:00 p.m.,

which actually should be in about

10 minutes.

Okay, I'm gonna go in there and change the computer.

Are you sure you can change his watch?

I can do it.

What do you need from me?

Normally, I don't condone leaving early,

but I have an appointment with the horse doctor.

How that horse became a doctor, I don't know.

No, I'm kidding.

He's just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head

when its leg is broken.

Like clockwork.

Oh, no.

What's so funny?

You had to be there.

Oh, yay, geography joke.

Oh. Wow, okay. All right, let's all go home. Come on. See you all tamale.

Bye.

See you later, Michael.

All right, you ready for this?

Yeah, we walk around, everyone sees our faces, then we leave, right?

Yeah. Okay.

Wait, should I have left the car running?

Oh.

Oh, don't get us wrong, we like picnics.

Come on, who doesn't like a picnic?

Tell them what happened last year.

I had this huge spider in my baseball mitt.

No, no, that guy who hit on me.

Oh, right. Some drunk guy hit on Pam last year.

Said he was grabbing her for balance.

Yeah, you don't grab these for balance.

Well...

I'm gonna say 30.

Ah, 40.

Insect repellent, which we clearly need, reduces the effectiveness of SPF.

Good point, but thought of that already, combination SPFIrepellent.

Whoa. Homemade?

Of course.

You think the EPA would ever allow that much deet?

Rolf is my best friend. We met in a shoe store.

I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed

and not leave any tracks.

Michael, isn't that Holly?

We're just friends.

Hey, hey. Wait a second.

Who let you in here, is what I wanna know.

Oh, no.

I see they're letting just anybody in here.

Mmm-hmm. Yeah, that's right.

All right. All right. Mmm-hmm.

Hey. Hi.

You remember A.J., my boyfriend?

A little bit. I meet a lot of people.

Hey, Michael. Hey.

Oh.

So, would you guys like some lemonade?

Or one of you? Or both of you?

Either-or. Combinations are endless.

Lemonade sounds great. Okay.

I'd love an iced tea, actually.

You can go to hell.

I'm kidding.

Um, sure, I will get you the best iced tea in the world.

I lied to Kevin.

Holly and I can never be just friends.

I wrote down a list of bullet points

why Holly and I should be together,

and I'm going to find the perfect moment today and I'm going to tell her.

Number one, "Holly, you and I are soup snakes."

And the reason is

because in terms of the soup, we like to...

That doesn't make any sense. We're soul mates.

Holly and I are soul mates.

Jim, Pam.

Hey, how are you? Hey, Charles.

Nice day, huh? Yeah.

Must be nice to get a rest from all your rest.

I don't get it. He's not even my boss anymore.

Do you want me to beat him up for you?

No, I shouldn't have to ask you to do stuff like that. You should just do it.

Listen up, everyone. I've gone over this lineup very carefully.

We cannot forget the humiliation

we suffered last year at the softball game

with Jim's whole spider-in-the-mitt incident. Right?

Well, I could've died, so...

I looked it up online afterwards.

Erin, back row. Ryan, you move up a row.

Bro-migo, do you think you could put Erin on my row?

Why? I don't understand.

Lf... No, wait... Wait a minute, I get it.

You want her to set you up so you can spike it.

Uh...

I'll tell you what, I'm gonna do you one better.

I'm gonna put you next to Phyllis.

She's the best setter on the team.

That's... Sly dog.

...not what I meant.

Come on, folks!

What is up with you two, Holly?

Um, not much.

We're designing a house.

Cool, for who?

For us.

Wow.

I'm designing a chair.

It's part of your pants.

You sit down, you're supported.

I remember your chair-pants idea. Yeah.

I like that. Put me down for a pair. I'm a size-34 waist.

All right, fatty, I will do it.

You know what, we should actually rehearse.

Okay, yeah.

You guys are really gonna do this?

You bet your fat ass we are.

Well, in his infinite wisdom,

David Wallace has authorized us to put on a little presentation

about the history of Dunder Mifflin.

Yep, old comedy team is back together again.

That's right.

"Have you heard the news?

"Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"

"Newspapers for sale!"

Are you blind? Are you blind?

Sir? With the glasses, are you literally blind?

I'm concerned you might be in danger.

These are expensive Ray-Bans, jackass.

Okay, I was just looking out for you.

You're doing great, by the way.

Thanks.

I got it.

(EXCLAIMS) Kevin, come on! Are you blind?

I could've gotten that, idiot! Can you see things with your eyeballs?

It's not a sledgehammer!

Come on, people. We need to get our heads in the game.

Let's focus. Come on, you're better than this.

I am better than this.

Phyllis, why are you sitting on the ground?

We've been out here for a while, I don't need this.

Oh, come... Ryan, come on, man! One second.

Wait, wait, wait! Net, net. Her hand's on the net.

So what? Rule violation.

Ball is ours. Give it to me.

What? Our point.

Okay, hey, Pam, how you doing?

Hey, do you know if you're right-handed or left-handed, or do you even know?

What hand do you use to answer the phone?

Back off, Dwight.

Nice hit, Pam!

What?

Maybe I played a little in junior high and in high school.

Maybe a little in college.

And went to volleyball camp most summers.

All right, come on!

Yeah, look at that. We win. Nice shot, Beesly.

Yes, we advance to the next round!

Oh, Lord in heaven.

Had to be part of the group.

Brought some snacky-snacks in case we get hungry.

Ooh, yes, please.

Mmm.

So, what do you have planned for us today?

What? Do you have a script for the sketch or...

Um, no, I just thought we'd wing it. That cool?

Crystal cool.

Hit it, Andy.

Bump, I bumped it!

Set. Don't set it to yourself.

Yeah.

Ow! My ankle.

What happened?

I twisted it.

You werert even moving.

Okay, sub.

I can play.

Is there a Meredith here?