Chashme Baddoor

St. Stephen's College of Arts and Science..

..welcomes Mr. Vikas Jadhav, our honourable education minister..

..and his wife, on this auspicious occasion..

..of our college function.

So, we present first.. Omkar Sharma, AKA Omi.

l love you all.

l love you all. What the..

Sorry.

Look. Movie auditions, in our college.

lf l get this role, life will set.

lf they see me, they'll be set.

Somebody stop me.

Sir. Very good actor.

Jai.

Not the one from Sholay.

But, the same name and personality.

Look, Jai.

Jai. - Sir.

Latch that door.

Hold her hand and say this dialogue.

She'll scream 'No'!

The scene ends there.

But, l want that anger in your eyes.

Actor, sir. Actor.

Sir, dialogues. Madam, ready?

Ready, sir.

Ready? - Yes, sir.

Ready.

So, Miles away when the father's awake.

Miles away when the father's awake.

The son says, father go back to sleep..

..or you'll have another one like me.

Mr. Principal, what rubbish is he saying?

Thank you.

l love you all.

Action!

Henna.

Henna. Henna. - You can't do this to me, Vasu.

Please.

Let me go.

Let you go. You!

You. When you never took pity on me.

Not bad. The boy's got potential.

Who says, you only fall in love once.

So, No one can take Kashmir.

Wow! Wow! Wow!

Sir.

No one can take Kashmir.

No one can give Kashmir. - Wow!

You can only have a two day three night..

honeymoon package in Kashmir.

Right.

Mr. Principal. What rubbish he's talking. - I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Director!

Sir! Save me!

Hindi Film!

'l love you.'

'l love you limitlessly.'

'l'm your hero.'

Cut. What's he doing?

And now, the next one's for the missus.

Don't. Stop it.

Wife asked his husband.

Honestly, how many have you slept with?

What nonsense. Principal, stop him.

Wife asked his husband.

Honestly, how many have you slept with?

The husband replied..

l slept only with you.

And stayed awake with the rest. - What is this

Mr. Principal, did you call us here to humiliate us!

Thank you. Thank you.

Cut.

You call that good actor.

What are you doing?

Actually, sir..

No, no, no, no.

l'm a method actor.

One more chance.

Baby!

l see.

So, you're a method actor. - Yes.

So, the next scene's your death scene.

Yes sir. - Ready?

Wait.

l've got one more. That was also nice.

Hey, Jai!

'The moon hid behind the clouds.'

'With coy.."

Thappa!

What are you doing here? - Keeping an eye.

Sir has put me on guard here.

l was just.. going for a walk.

Through the window.

Seema. Seema. - Oh no.

Colonel, once my daughter Seema..

..and your son Major Pratap's date goes well..

..then, we'll fix their marriage date as well.

Over and out.

Dear. Offer him tea.

Thank you.

Seema. We'll soon be good friends.

And hopefully, we'll soon have our own family.

Listen, Pattu..

Seema. No Pattu.

lt's Pratap.

Major Pratap. - Major.

How's the coming 26th of July for the marriage? - Good.

26th July's an inauspicious date. - Why?

Mumbai Floods, 26th July.

Tsunami, 26th July.

Blasts, 26th July.

On 26th July, 1999 the Indian army recaptured Tiger Hill, Kargil.

Colonel. You can attack with your wedding battalion..

..on the 26th July.

But.. - Over and out.

Dad..

can we? - Of course, son.

No. - Come on, Brigadier.

Let them go. They need some space.

Dad, please. - Okay.

Step no.1 . Step on the bike.

That's a four.

That's a six..

Oh no. There comes bad luck Thappa.

You know what, Pattu.

Every time he opens his mouth..

..something surely goes wrong. - l see.

Sir, sir, sir..

ls that so? - Madam's..

Step no.2. Hit the engine.

Step no.3.

Zoom!

Awesome exit!

Once again she ran away.

You're over and you're out! - Sir.

She's run away for the fifth time! - Fifth time?

Yes. Out of space.

She ran away on a rocket.

Uncle. Don't worry.

No matter where she hides in Sawantwadi.

l will find her.

She isn't in Sawantwadi.

Like always, there's just one place she runs away to.

Goa!

l will have to do something.

Otherwise, I'll be over and out by some civilian.

This is all your fault. - But.

Don't follow me.

Don't.

No.

'Welcome to the love lane.'

'Everything's goes here.'

'Welcome to the love lane.'

'Everything's goes here.'

'Love, flirting and teasing.'

'Piercing eyes, and bowled over hearts.'

'The heart's a smart alec.'

'Different for each one.'

'Whether it's an lndian beauty, or a foreign girl.'

'Beware. Get ready.'

'Here comes the prey.'

'We can stop heartbeats.'

'And also make your heart beat.'

'We can pierce your heart.'

'And also pray for well-being.'

'We're in love with every beauty.'

'But we're a bit helpless before our heart.'

'Beware. Get ready.'

'Here comes the prey.'

'The heart's very stubborn.'

'The world's bowed before it.'

'Just tell me who you want to give your heart to.'

'l've everyone's bio-data.'

'Think about our holy union.'

'Or I can focus on someone else.'

'Beware. Get ready.'

'Here comes the prey.'

Mr. Joseph Furtado.

Yeah, Joseph Furtado.

These days you've been cutting and ruining.

Mr. Furtado, the saying is 'Cutting and running'.

l know. l know.

But you three have ruined me.

lt's been 12 months.

And, you haven't paid my cafe's bills.

l don't know why l ever allowed you in my cafe.

Must be a bad time. - Shut up.

l will strip you first and beat you.

Mr. Joseph, you can hit him..

..but, no need to get romantic.

Why do you want to strip him? - You..

Mr. Furtado. Let it be.

See, your money isn't going anywhere..

Listen, brother, first you should have some money

Only then can it go somewhere.

Look, Sid. Let me tell you.

Why do you keep such friends?

l was a sailor.