Urusei Yatsura (うる星やつら)

URUSEI YATSURA

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

...love you, love you, love you the best!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

On nights when the stars are twinkling...

I dream all about you.

I love you, but you act like you don't know.

I bet you're crazy for someone else by now!

Ah! Men all have so many loves.

Ah! You're spreading them all over...

and making me worry!

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

love you the best! Love you the best!

THE BIG YEAR-END PARTY THAT LUM ORGANIZED!

Oh! I'm so busy! Oh! I'm so busy!

We're so busy! Busy! Busy! Busy!

Lum! Is it ready?

Not yet!

Lum! Almost!

I'm getting the creeps... I'm outta here!

Where are you going, Ataru?

You're not trying to skip out on our year-end party, are you?

Full attendance is mandatory!

I know that all too well!

Besides, Miss Lum is taking charge of it, you know.

That's why I want to run...

"Darling, everyone's asking me to be in charge ofthe year-end party!"

"Tell them no! Tell them no!"

"I accepted!" "What?!"

"Hey, what's a year-end party?"

All you had to do was explain it.

I did! That's where the problem starts!

"I get it! To forget everything we party down! All right!"

Somehow, she mis- understood!

Whatcha mean? A year-end party lS for going crazy and forgetting everything!

Am I wrong? Huh?

That is correct. Miss Lum's reasoning is utterly direct

That directness is what I'm afraid of. I'm sure she's confused.

I'm ready!

Boys from the front, girls from the back!

Let go of me!

There's something wrong. Something.

Now, where are YOU going?

I thought I'd pass on this one...

You dislike what I do that much?

No, it's just that today I... well...

Hurry up!

At least let me be on the women's side!

Subtitles: Arigon

Huh? Who the hell am I?

Who the hell am I?

What is... my name?

I can't remember.

Stop, you crook!

Ze...Ze...ni...ga...ta!

So that's it! I'm the protector of justice, Zenigata Heiji!

It's sure quiet!

Huh? Nobody's here?!

"Women" "Men"

They've all run away!

What's this? Oh, no!

"Women" My job demands propriety, yet I must protect my pupils...

"Men"

Hey! Where did everybody go?

Come out here!

Huh? Who am I? I can't remember anything!

I don't have the slightest idea what this is.

What's going on? I'm not old... This is odd... I can't remember anything!

What is all this?!

I don't get it!

"Mt. Fujirising into the sky...

"The bright green of pine trees...

I remember! I've come back home! But where is this?

"The ocean waves ebb and flow... "

Um, excuse me for interrupting you, but who am I?

Come, Kojiroo!

Please tell me!

Here I come, Sashi! Who am I?

Get out of the way!

Mu...Musashi, who am I?

I...I...If you go straight ahead, there's a police box. Ask there! Oh!

Thank you!

"Police Box"

Ah! This must be the place.

Excuse me!

Yeah! Come on in!

Welcome! Clearly, you have a problem!

Oh! You can tell?!

Of course! If not, you wouldn't have come here!

What're you, an idiot?! It's common sense!

I'm...

Stop! I know. Your problem is... uh... in short... that is... I've got it!

You're a sumo wrestler! What?!

Don't be so surprised. It's a simple deduction.

First of all, you have a topknot, and second, there's your build!

And the clincher: you're wearing a kimono!

What do you say?

You idiot! Am I supposed to just sit here and listen to that?

Zenigata, do you have a problem with the deductions of I, Holmes?

I sure do! I can tell you exactly what he is!

Oh, please!

You're a turtle-racer, no?

Turtle racing?

Turtle racing? What's turtle racing?

It's racing using turtles. You don't know about it? I just invented it.

It's a simple deduction! You're riding a turtle!

That's too simple!

Don't say it! Deduction is my job.

Maybe a dancer? I bet he's a cook!

A fishing store owner! A pharmacist!

Candy man! Turtle trainer!

Turtle peddler! A traveling ramen seller!

A traveling oden seller! A traveling baked sweet potato seller!

A traveling takoyaki seller! A traveling pork dumpling seller!

I've got it!

Yipes!

That outfit! Without a doubt, he is...

a cabaret hawker!

That seems wrong too.

I get the feeling of crime!

He must've been framed for somethin'!

Shut up!

Now we've got to gather evidence.

Where's Garapachi?

Here, boss!

You've heard.

Go to Hatchoobori and Carnaby Street and gather evidence!

Sure thing!

How infantile! Watson, prepare the usual.

Sure!

Remember anything?

Nope!

How's this?

How's this? Nope!

I'm using too hard a book.

How's this?

"Picturebook for Good Kids"

How's this?

Do you know what this is?

Have you remembered anything?

OK, then, how about this?

Oh, a little more...!

How about this?

How irritating! Gimme that!

I've got it!

You've got a Lolita Complex!

This seems pointless, Holmes!

Oshizu! I'm going! I'll take him around town.

That way, we should figure out something!

We'll have to use our feet if we're going to get anywhere!

Honey, wait a moment! I'll crack stones for good luck!

Yeah! Go ahead!

That's my Oshizu! I'm feeling better already!

Watson, prepare the carriage at once!

Yes, sir!

Who am I?

Uh, who am I?

No time for that now!

Oh! Have the times completely changed?!

Hustle, Watson! Hi Ho, Silver!

Now I'm really confused.

Thief!

Hey! Y...You look familiar!

Don't be shocked, but I'm the thief, Lupin!

Good place to meet! Does this mean anything to you?

Not really. Why?

Making fun of the police! You must not know my secret weapon!

What a waste!

As long as I'm alive you're not getting your way.

That's a pine tree!

Freeze!

You remembered something?

There were lots of them near the place I grew up.

They were always blowing in the ocean breeze...

So! You were once a bug on a pine tree!

This just isn't an easy one to solve!

According to my theory, he was born near a beach with lots of pine trees.

And encountered something so beautiful it can't be from this world.

If we go to that place, there must be people who know him.

Watson, hurry up! Ha!

I'll see you there, Zenigata!

That's not fair, Holmes!

Who am I?

This case is about to be solved. Hurry, Watson!

I'm right here, Boss!

Perfect timing, Garapachi!

GO! Go go GO!

Don't let them beat us!

Go, Garapachi!

Yes, sir! Faster! Faster!

Move it, you ass!

Full speed! Go! Go!