I Am Not Your Friend (Nem vagyok a barátod)

Presents

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND

Bored with the bar and the waiter's my doom

Bored with the TV in my hotel room

Bored with the women who scratch but won't bite

Bored with guys who can do nothin'right

Bored when there's chaos and bored when it's quiet

Bored with the silence and bored with the riot

Bored with the hangman as well as the nurse

Bored with the virgin and the prostitute's curse

Bored when things start bored when they cease

Bored with the war and bored with the peace

Bored with the black man and bored with the yellow

Bored with the Jew and the Aryan fellow

Bored with prescriptions and bored with the doctors

Bored with sex and bored with the rubbers

Bored with the dealer and bored with the Pope

With water that's holy and bored with the dope.

Nobody saw anything.

Okay.

Save some for later...

Ole!

Fuck it! Today's got off to a good start

Damn it!

Hello!

Did I do this?

Can you stand up?

Aw, shit!

- Can you... can you keep steady? - Yes.

So where are you from exactly?

Have you got parents? Are they living?

Do you understand me? Mom? Dad?

Siblings?

- Will that be cash or charge? - Charge.

Goodbye!

Pardon me, you need to come back for just a moment.

I just paid a second ago.

Do you perhaps have a bank card in your pocket?

This is okay too.

Do you think you might have a bank card or something in this?

No.

May I please ask you to remove whatever you've taken?

Honey, this wasn't worth it, baby!

This wasn't worth it.

Sara! Could you please check and see if this coat is okay on its own?

Alright,

let's get this over with quickly.

I'll pay for it. There's no question.

Let's not blow it out of proportion.

Regulations state that I should report this.

- Let's not make a big deal. - What size is this?

42 C.

42?!

We'll take them

both, okay?

Under the condition that you try it on here.

Excuse me, but is this necessary?

I don't want to interfere with your methods, but...

- It's fine... - No, no, no!

Relax, relax.

That's my price.

- I don't understand. - That's okay,

I'm not happy she stole from my store either.

- Are you in on this game too? - Pardon me?

Making the young lady try on the bra in here?

We have fitting rooms. You can use them.

- Come with me. - She stays here.

- She tries it on here. - Excuse me?

She tries it on here. Please take this...

Could we take a moment to think over

why she has to try this on here in front of the manager?

I'll call security and they'll call the police.

- That's the price. - Is this necessary?

This is why!

This has a security tag on it too.

We might have triggered the alarm all day.

So we could play this game a few times more.

You don't have to pay for the extra size.

If you pay for that, then it's yours.

No. I insist that we take everything.

Fine.

Sara, we'll be out in a minute to pay.

- Okay. - Alright, fine.

If you change your mind, here's my telephone number.

- Thanks a lot. - No problem.

Thank you!

- Use the number I gave you! - Is it in service?

'Cause there might be something.

- Explain! - What was that for? - You tell me!

- Me? - Yes.

Which one?

- Why did you ask for her number? - I didn't ask for her number.

- Why are you telling me you didn't? - Because I didn't.

What then?

I gave her mine.

And what do you want from me?

I want you to do your work

just as good as always.

Well! One line means... or two lines mean?

- Two lines. - Two?

Well, that's it.

- Everything will be just fine, you'll see. - You promise?

Yes.

- You sure? - Absolutely.

Just don't get yourself all worked up over nothing.

Okay.

Home sweet home.

I'll toss some clothes on the bed.

Choose whatever you want, okay?

What's your name?

Natasa.

Natasa, help yourself to whatever's in the fridge.

Make yourself at home.

Andras...

Andras, what the...

Who is this?

Who's this guy?

- Who's this? What's he wearing? - Jimmy. He's Jimmy.

But who is Jimmy?

Sometimes he helps me with things.

Was it an accident?

Can't you see?

Just go on out and everything will be fine.

Fuck you, assholes!

I knew it! I knew it!

I can't get up, my friggin' legs are all numb!

I want you out! Get up off the floor and haul your ass out!

Jimmy, damnit, I told you to hold on a few more minutes!

Just till the "EEEEEEE" part.

- Couldn't you have held out? - We fucked up, didn't we?

You died too good, you dip shit!

You died like an animal!

Like an animal!

Are you two insane?

I'm gonna choke, stop it!

If you think I'm gonna stop, you've got another thing coming.

- Come over here! - Fuck you!

Come on over here! Get over here for fuck's sake!

There seems to be a shivering baby chick in here.

Quit being a pervert.

I'm not, but there's a child on our nuptial bed,

not yet eighteen.

Where's your friend?

Who? Top up that beer!

Clean yourself up, okay? I want you out of the house in 5 minutes.

Out of my apartment?

Forget what she said and fuck it.

I'll tell you what to do.

Fuck it? What kind of tone is that?

I dunno... It just came out.

I didn't mean it like that, but he's my friend and he's here.

And who the hell am I?

If he's your friend, who the fuck am I?

Keep off okay?

I'm not covered in that fucking ketchup, okay?

So what?

Don't you dare touch me! Don't touch me, okay?!

Andris, could you give me the dough now?

Not now. I'll give it to you tomorrow.

- I really need it now. - Tomorrow, okay?

- For fuck's sake! - I'm sorry.

I really shouldn't have... Don't do this.

Okay, okay.

- Stop, boys, enough! - Wait, wait...

I'm always the winner in this, get it straight.

Well you two have fun, and if you're willing to listen...

- I can't. I'm just belching acid! - Are you willing to make up or not?

- This is your last... - Make up?

Alright, this guy's got three minutes

to leave the house.

- Do it out there! - Enough now!

- This is getting out of hand. - Don't, not here!

- Kiddo, you hear me? - Jimmy!

Kitchen and toilet, those are your places, honey.

Alright, throw this out, okay?

Okay. Go home!

Prove to me, just once,

that my requests are important.

- Of course they're important! - But they never are!

- Ask for something besides earrings. - Earrings are important!

But you don't give a shit, you just say,

here's the money, go and buy them...

Where should we go? Name a place and we'll go. I'm serious.

I won't be driving because I've been drinking.

We'll call a cab... whatever the fuck you want...

- Well... I have a few stores in mind, dear. - At this hour?

Let's go then.

But if by some freak chance they're closed...

I'll have them opened for you. Or we'll go back tomorrow.

You'll have them opened for me!

Fine, I will.

Hello.

How's my hat?

Nice?

Can I offer you a light?

Thanks!

I've brought your soup, do you really want to smoke right now?

- Bon appetit! - Thanks.

Pardon me.

You look like this girl.