Fear Itself

Let's go.

Come on!

Come on. Keep movin'.

That's the serial killer.

That's the serial killer.

Comin' through.

Let's go!

You see the size of that guy.

Come on! Let's go!

He give you any trouble?

Yeah. You gotta watch him. He's tricky.

Stop right here. Stay facin' the wall.

Down on your knees, knees spread apart.

We're gonna remove your shackles.

When we do, don't move. Do you understand?

Gonna remove your left handcuff.

When we do, put your left hand on the top of your head. Do you understand?

We're gonna remove your right handcuff.

When we do, put your right hand on top of your head.

Do you understand?

You patted him down, right?

About ten times.

All right, stand up.

You know why you're here?

Are you sick or hurt?

Do you have any questions or concerns?

He's all yours.

Zuzu zuzu ziza.

Kandu'i mi'allei.

Zuzu zuzu ziza.

Kandu'i mi'allei.

Zuzu zuzu ziza.

Kandu'i m'allei.

Zuzu zuzu ziza.

Kandu'i m'allei.

Doesn't even know how to play, and I tried...

All right, now...

Let's see who's here.

Bernard Taylor.

Right here, boss.

Steve Proctor. Yo.

Sean Longway.

Yeah, here.

Danny Bannerman.

Here, sergeant.

Yep, she's here all right, sarge.

Oh, man. Check this out, sarge.

She's got the latest issue of death dance.

"For all your horror needs."

Give it back.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back off. Back off. Back off.

Aw, Marty, you got it all over me.

Let's take a look in here.

Death dance? What kinda sense does that make?

'Bout as much sense as officer Stephen King over here.

Freakin' boot.

It's bad enough we have to have a chick watchin' our backs...

That's enough, Mattingley.

She's not a chick, Mattingley.

She's goth cop, and you better watch out,

Or she'll suck your blood.

Yeah, she sucks, all right.

Ooh hoo hoo!

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Now, what do you say we cut the wisecracking

and get back to work.

Now, Bannerman's only been here 3 months,

and she's already busted more knuckleheads

than any two of you combined.

Yeah, right.

Steinwitz. Yo.

Mattingley.

Yeah.

All right, Taylor, Proctor, Longway,

check your call sheets.

There's an updated list of the stolen vehicle models.

Check your list. Keep your eyes open.

One more thing before I let you guys go.

We have a special overnight guest

staying upstairs in our holding cell.

His name is Dwayne Mellor, and he's...

An eater.

He's a what?

An eater.

Eater?

Over the last 2 years,

Mellor has killed over 30 people in 5 different states.

In each case, took the victims home,

usually killing the males outright,

keeping the females alive for days, sometimes weeks...

Playing with them, torturing them,

and eventually...

Eating them.

The feds will be here in the morning

to take him off our hands.

Report's right here in case anyone's interested.

All right...

That's it for tonight.

Steinwitz, mattingley, and Bannerman,

you're holdin' down the fort.

I'll see you in the mornin'.

Hey, sarge, that guy, he really ate those people?

That's what the report says.

32 of 'em to be exact.

He got hungry, he'd carve a little meat off the bodies

and throw it in a frying pan.

They found intestines and other body parts

in the fridge, wrapped up in plastic bags.

Hmm. Leftovers, huh?

Oh, you think that's weird? Wait'll you hear

about the wardrobe they found hanging in his closet,

custom made...

From the skin of his victims,

supposedly taken while they were still alive.

Hey, that's like that, uh, silence of the lamb guy, right?

Hannibal Lecter.

Yes, I ate his liver

with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Actually it was buffalo bill

who skinned his victims in silence of the lambs.

Hannibal Lecter just liked to eat human flesh.

Who asked you, Bannerman?

I was just... just trying to keep the facts straight.

Nothin' worse than a horror movie geek.

What's that on your shirt?

Mmm. Fine.

I don't know, sergeant.

Well, get it cleaned up.

Sorry, sergeant.

You know, it's never easy being a boot,

and being a female boot,

even harder.

Just keep doin' what you're doin', Bannerman.

Make it through your year of probation,

you'll be a cop, and they'll respect you.

They might not like you,

but they'll respect you.

I will. Thanks, sarge.

Good. Because if you don't,

they might feed you to Mellor.

Have a good night.

Hey, I wanna ask you.

Sarge, do you know that half of Bannerman's arrests are cita...

Hey, sarge, you mind if I take a look at that report?

Pretty gory stuff. Don't let it spook you.

Don't worry. You know I'm used to this kind of thing.

Yeah. You know, Hannibal the cannibal is make-believe.

This guy isn't.

Marty.

Marty, wait up.

Goin' to check up on the prisoner?

Yeah. I'm gonna go see if he's hungry.

You wanna come see for yourself?

I'll be up in a little bit.

I have to go change my shirt.

Oh, yeah. Listen, sorry about that.

Hey, um...

You're not worried about bein' alone

with me and mattingley here tonight, are you?

Should I be?

Nah, course not.

I mean, we're the good guys, right?

Bastards.

Zuzu zuzu ziza.

Kandu'i mi'allei.

Zuzu zuzu ziza.

Kandu'i mi'allei.

Please. I'll do anything.

Please.

Please don't.

I don't wanna die.

I don't wanna die.

My god. Oh, my g...

Aah!

Mmm.

Hello?

Hey.

Hey.

Did you hear that?

Hear what?

I was downstairs, and I thought I heard something...

A crash, like, uh, something fell,

and then the lights flickered.

No. Didn't hear a thing.

What kind of pizza is that?

Pancreas, large intestine.

Ha ha. Very funny.

You know we're not supposed to eat in here because of the rats.

Well, if you don't tell the rats, I won't. Ha ha.

You want some?

No, thanks.

So I was reading the report on Dwayne Mellor.

I didn't know he was Cajun.

Yeah? So what?

So it struck me as kind of odd.

I've never heard of a Cajun serial killer.

That's 'cause he's an eater,

not just a serial killer, ok? There's a big difference.

Can you believe he made lampshades out of human skin

and bowls out of human skulls?