The Gasoline Thieves (Huachicolero)

Get the hose.

Ready?

Beto, time to wake up. We're on our way.

Yeah, almost there.

All right, right now.

NO DIGGING

- How are you, Don Beto? - Fine.

- So, all good in there? - Yeah, pretty quiet.

That jacket can't do much in this cold.

No, but it's OK.

Here, buy a new one.

- Sure. - Take care of yourself, old man.

Don't spend it all on pussy, it'll only keep you warm for a while.

I'll let you know when we're done.

Switch to the other one.

Quiet, asshole. Go,

Stay quiet.

What the hell? No!

I don't know who you are...

But tell the men who sent you that this site is mine

If I see you again, I'll kill you. Get the fuck out of here.

Leave, now!

Now, asshole! Fuck off!

If I see you again, you're dead, You son of a bitch.

THE GASOLINE THIEVES

Don José!

Don José!

- What is it? - I brought the stuff!

- Pour it into the blue tractor! - You got it.

All done.

Good.

Here you go.

It's fine, keep it.

So, see you Tuesday?

- No, let's make it Friday. - Friday?

- Yeah. - All right, thanks.

Attention.

Stand at attention.

Salute.

Honor guard, attention. Mark time.

March!

Stand up straight.

You all right?

They're still good.

Ana!

Bye, Lalito!

Coming!

What the fuck are you doing, Fonseca?

Taking photos of the evidence, Commander.

Photos, my ass. That's not your job.

Go get a sheet and cover the body before the press shows up.

Delete them.

Done.

- Cover the body. - Sure thing, Commander.

Hey, Mom?

How is Uncle doing?

So so, kiddo.

They have to run more tests.

I pray he gets better soon.

From your lips to God's ears.

The rebellion outlawed Christianity in Mexico.

And what was the result? The 1917 Constitution,

which ratified articles 3, 24-- Ana, please!

Pay attention.

As I was saying, it ratified Articles 3, 24, and 103.

Ana.

- What's up, Lalito? - I wanted to ask you...

Mhhm?

...if you...

...if you'd like to...

What?

...be my girlfriend.

- Wanna be my girlfriend? - Oh, come on, Lalo!

That's not how you hook up with a girl.

- So? - Do you have a TV?

So you've seen how it is on movies and soap operas.

- Yeah. - OK, I'll help you.

First you have to charm the girl you like

by being spontaneous, chivalrous and sweet.

You can't just walk up to her like that, Lalo.

When you like a girl, give her a present...

- ..to show her. - Yeah, look.

- Let's pretend you like her. - No, not me!

Pretend you like her and try it again.

Tell Lalito what you’d like so he can learn.

Well, let me think.

An iPhone.

Look at him! He has no idea what it is.

I bet he doesn't even own a cell phone.

- I do. - Really?

- Oh, Lalo! - That's not a cell phone.

- That's not a phone! - An iPhone is a smartphone.

This is a flashlight.

It doesn't even have a camera. You need one to take selfies.

And Whatsapp.

- Look who’s here. - Let's go.

Bye, Lalito.

Wait for me!

No more rising gas prices! No more rising gas prices!

No more rising gas prices!

Hey, little dude. What can I get ya?

I have a question. How much is a new phone?

Sure thing. Which one do you like?

A cool one.

This is the coolest. It has a 16 MP back camera

and a 10 MP front camera. Is that cool, or what?

- Whatsapp and everything? - Sure, unlimited social networking.

What about selfies?

Of course, man. It has a camera.

How much is it?

I'll let you have it for $350, dude.

Do you have any iPhones?

I do, but they cost like $700, man.

But this one's just like an iPhone.

Do you have anything cheaper?

Of course.

This is the cheapest one I have.

It has an 8 MP back camera,

The front camera is… 5 MP I think.

And Quadrichrome processor.

It's not top-of-the-line but it works fine.

- Whatsapp included? - It has everything.

This one is $200.

But give me $175 and I'll gift-wrap it for you now.

How's that?

Sounds good but I was just asking to find out the prices.

I'm a little short right now.

- All right. - See you around, man.

About time you showed up.

Sit down.

- Where were you? - I was playing, Mom.

- Playing with whom? - With the guys from school.

- What guys? - The ones from Santa Rosita.

Your room is a mess.

You should at least help with that.

- Yes, Mom. - "Yes, Mom."

You just say that instead of helping.

Go on, eat.

What is it, Mom?

Your uncle took a turn for the worse.

They might transfer him to a hospital in Irapuato City.

I need you to help out more. Don't add to my worries.

Sure, Mom.

Don't worry. He'll get better there.

GAS FOR SALE

GASOLINE $0.60 DIESEL $0.55

Don Gil!

Don Gil!

Hey, Don Gil.

Don't fall asleep or you'll get robbed.

Don’t worry, I won’t

- I'll take four today. - All right.

- Can I take these? They’re full. - Sure.

- Hello. - Afternoon.

- Do you have gas? - Yeah, come on in.

I forgot my jerrycan, can you sell me one?

Sure, don't worry.

That one's already filled, let me get you another.

Perfect.

Lalo!

- Come here, Lalito. -What is it?

- You forgetting something. - What?

Don't play dumb.

Can I get these on credit?

You son of a bitch. When will you pay me back?

- Next week. - Are you sure?

- Yeah. - I'll get screwed if you don't.

- Yeah. - All right, go.

- Only because I care for you, kid. - Yeah.

I don't need anymore. I'll call you when I do.

OK.

- Hey! -What?

"What"? Hands off.

- Why not? Come here. - Stop it.

Watch it!

Come back here.

Don't start.

So? Do you want some?

- What? - You know what.

Come here, come on!

Stop it.

I said stop.

Base, do you read me?

This is Loaeza.

What is it, detective?

I got a report of a van riddled with high-caliber bullet holes,

At the dirt road by the 15 km marker on the Celaya-Irapuato highway.

Copy that, Commander.

There is a body inside, no vital signs.

Also, it seems they were transporting gasoline.

It's loaded with six to eight jerrycans and a couple 200-liter drums.

Send men to guard the perimeter as well as forensic investigators.

Copy that, we’re on our way.

Hi, Auntie.

- How is your father? - Really bad.

The doctors won't tell me what's wrong with him.

Here.

- You should eat something. - Thanks, Auntie.

- Oh, no. I couldn't. - Go on. Take it.

- For his medication. - Thank you.