Pierwsze 200 wierszy.
Hey, hey, no! What are you doing?
Wait there! What are you doing over there?
You're not gonna jump over?
I'm Jack, yeah? What's your name?
My papa, Jim, is a police officer.
He's a great person to talk to if you ever have problems.
You can talk to him now. I have his telephone number here.
Would you please drop this off at the bank?
If you swear not to jump over.
Okay.
No!
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Phew.
- Hello. - Good morning, Papa.
- Did you have a nice run, Jack? - Yes, it was invigorating.
- Oh, right. - No, really.
- You should join me next time. - I can't, I have problems with my knee.
Your knee?
You can't go on blaming that knee any more, Papa.
- I mean, really, it's... - Why not?
I've got away with it for so long, you know?
What if you have to chase someone? There could be a murder.
- And the murderer is able to run away. - Well...
- What will you do? Run after them? - What a silly idea.
Why'd I do that when I've got you?
I'll stay in the car and call for backup,
- then you'll run after the murderer... - Uh-huh.
...while I just sit there shoutin' at the radio.
Or you could learn how to run.
Yeah? What plans have you got for tomorrow?
Uh, yeah, well, I guess that...
I will be at home with you.
- You and your father. A lovely idea. - Mmm.
Same procedure as last year. Mmm.
Yeah, well... hopefully not exactly like last year.
- I mean... that thing with my sister. - Yeah.
I seem to remember that you...
sat there with a temper and sulked all night because Jill didn't show up.
Yeah.
Well, we should at least have something nice to eat tomorrow.
After all, it is New Year's Eve.
Absolutely. We can go to the supermarket after work tonight.
- That'll be good. - Great.
- Well, yeah, that will be. - Yeah. Super.
- Ah. - Eh. Wonderful. Smells great.
- I'll just have a quick shower. - Yeah, okay.
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- No, no, no, no, no! Damn it. - You don't have to worry about it.
Just leave her. - Don't worry?
What, and just ignore the fact that she's pregnant?
Young pregnant women are irrational.
- She'll destroy everything. - No.
As long as we stick to the plan, the plan will work..
Nobody can do this better than you can.
- Yeah. - Yeah!
Yes!
Yeah, you're right.
No need to be stressed. We're here now.
Okay, but as long as you're aware this could be the last chance.
Hey.
Are you looking by yourself, then?
Yeah, that's right.
It's a big apartment for someone living alone, don't you think?
Oh, my God.
- Hello. - Hi.
Oh, is it... isn't it already...
It's already very short here at the back.
- I mean down here, it's very... - I mean, for God's sake, Jack.
If you come here once every six months or so,
you can't expect me to just give you a trim.
If I did, you'd soon have hair down to your arse.
- Yes, well... - Look at your papa.
- He looks great, doesn't he? - Yeah, well, he looks great. Um...
It's just, I'm... I'm not used to it.
How nice that... Jill will be celebrating with you as part of the group.
Wait. Jill?
My sister's coming here?
- Uh... Fu... Sorry. Your papa told me. - What the fuck?
- I assumed you knew about it. - What did he say?
Did he buy her a ticket, or did he send her money for it?
How am I supposed to know? There's no reason to be angry any more.
- He just wants you all to be together. - Um...
You know what, why don't you bring her here so that I can pamper...
I'll send you the money right away. I'll see you around four o'clock.
Kiss, kiss. Bye.
Ahem.
- Oh, looks good. I like it like that. - Papa.
Have you been paying Jill money again?
Oh, yeah, she arrives this afternoon.
She's taking the train from Stockholm as we speak.
She wants to be with us tomorrow. Cool, huh?
Listen, you know, don't you...
However, even you know that she won't come this time either.
You know there's no hope, don't you?
I was thinking that we could have Eton mess for dessert,
like we used to have.
Listen...
She's buying drugs, which I've told you.
- We've been through this a thousand times. - No, no.
She sounded clear-headed and alert.
- She's coming this time. - Listen to you!
End of discussion. I'm busy. Okay?
- Could you please listen to me, Papa? - Say nothing.
Not another word.
Don't you see that you are financing her drug abuse
- by sending her money all the time? - Listen.
I don't get it. How can you be so negative
- about your sister? - Yeah!
Take a number, and then I can help.
I said, if you can take a...
I don't have... I don't have anything. We don't keep any money here. It...
We're a cash...
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Cash... We're a cashless bank!
No money, no dinero. No dinero!
- She's your own flesh and blood. - I miss the real Jill.
- Come on... - Nothing! No money!
- No, no... - We can't risk it.
I don't have any money.
Please, I don't wanna die.
- But you said... - Last time she left after two days.
- What the hell? - You agreed to her
- being admitted to a treatment centre. - There's a robber...
- Totally... - I don't have any money, I swear!
Help!
- There's a robbery! - How much?
- Jack, Jim, there's a robbery! - Sorry, of course I will pay you back.
- No, wait, behind you. - What?
There's a robber in the bank. There!
Run!
Wait, the robber might be armed.
- Okay! - Police. Stop there!
- Hey! Is Jack... - Help!
I've just been robbed in there!
- Hold on. - He pointed the gun straight at my head.
He's armed! Jack, wait!
- No, calm down. - So bring me my gun, for God's sake!
I can't believe what happened!
Stop there! Police!
At last. He's in there. What do we do?
- We watch the door. - Yeah.
- Here. I've called for backup. - Oh, great, yeah.
- I'll check the back exit. - Yes.
Jack.
Uh, right, uh... See...
- Good. - There you go.
- If you'd move away from the door. - Absolutely.
You look terrible, though. Can you at least just let me do the other side?
- Not now, thanks. - Yeah?
- Could you get back? Take a step back. - Oh, steady on.
- We can't get in. - Right.
Ah-ah! Ah! Jesus!
- You heard him. Step back. - What do we do?
Cecilia, could you come over here?
- The big stairs. The main square. - Roger that.
Yeah.
Do you also smell mould, Roger?
- Can you smell it? - Oh, yeah, I definitely do.
Did you hear that, Julia? The apartment's mouldy.
Oh, we have to talk to the estate agent about this.
Such things should be in the details.
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How can they ask four million for this apartment?
In my opinion, it's overpriced.
What's with all the commotion?
That's what I call a quick tour.
- It's harmful to small children. - It's harmful to adults too.
- No! - What the hell? It's a robbery.
- Oh my... - We're being robbed! We need...
- Oh my God! - What was that?
- Where's it coming from? - We...
- We're just looking at the apartment! - Look down here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go down there.
- We don't have anything. - What's going on?
- Don't shoot! We don't have anything. - Take it easy.
- Don't shoot! Don't you have some cash? - Do I look like a drug dealer to you?
Everybody lie down. Lie... lie down, everyone!
My wife is pregnant. She can't lie on a wood floor.
- Just do what he says. - He hasnt said shit all.
That's what people are supposed to do. Lie down!
We might have a hostage scenario on our hands in there.
What the frick are we gonna do? What now?
We have to find out who lives in that building and get them out.
- Jim, what's going on? - Hi, Cecilia.
Hey, we have a potential hostage situation.
Could you ring the estate agents to make sure they know
how many people they have viewing the property?
- And get all these people out of here. - Yes.
Jack, you're in charge of surveillance
- and cordoning off the surrounding area. - Yeah, okay.
Jonsson, you're coming with me.
What the hell is going on, Jim?
- Tell us what's happening. - Sorry, we're unable to comment.
- Everybody, back away. - Come on.
- Something's going on. - Sorry, Björn. I can't tell you anything.
- Just some kind of comment for me? - I said not now. Okay?
- But I can comment. - Please go ahead, then.
Yeah. So, there was this bank robber, yeah? And he was at the bank, yeah?
- Hang on, there was a bank robbery? - Yeah, write that down.
- All right. - He was holding a gun.
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