South Park

"South Park: S16E07" "Cartman Finds Love" Original air date 25 April, 2012

>> Ahhh!

.

>> What?

>> Guess what Mari just told me?

>> What.

>> Guess.

>> Just tell us, Butters.

>> There's a new girl that started school

here today and she's joining the cheer leading squad.

>> Oh, we have a new cheerleader. >> What she look like?

>> What she look like.

>> Alright, alright.

If there is a new girl at our school, we're not putting claims on her

and getting into a big fight.

It's gonna be her choice who she likes the most.

>> Look, look. There she is.

.

>> Oh my gosh, Token, are you stoked?

Ah, that's awesome, Token.

I'm happy for you.

>> Why, why are you happy for me?

>> Dude, I'm being seriously.

You guys will be really cute together.

What are you gonna say to her?

>> Nothing.

>> What the...

Oh, Token is shy.

Oh my God that is adorable.

>> And so what we start to see

now is a pattern in world history

much like the Greeks and the Romans.

Remember that there were seven families

fighting for control of the land of Westeros.

The king of Westeros was who?

Robert Baratheon and he asked

Eddard, also known as of course, Lord Stark, to serve as

hand of the king.

>> Remember that Lord Stark accepted >> Dude

>> of course, the queen's family, >> Token.

>> that's the Lannisters. >> Token.

>> Dude. >> who were really trying back

into take control, weren't they?

>> So, where were the Targaryens

at this time? Well-- >> Psst.

they were across the sea. >> Token.

>> We all talked about how they were >> Go ahead, dude.

>> also trying to take the >> Go ahead, dude.

>> So we've got the Greeks, the Romans, >> Token.

>> the Starks, Lannisters, >> Hey, get in there.

>> Baratheons, Targaryens all >> Will you shut the hell up.

>> heading for a big blowout right in season 2.

Now, what I want to really get into today >> Token,

you want me to pass her a jelly bean? >> is what was going on in the north.

>> No.

>> Because that's just a whole other-- >> Huh?

>> No!

>> Token, is there a problem?

>> He is just a little sick, Mr. Garrison.

He has got boneritus.

Right, guys.

>> Everyone pay attention.

Now what I really want to get into

today is what was going on in

the north. Because that's just whole other

matter, pretty hard to keep straight, >> Token, dude, dude, dude.

isn't it. The night's watch--

>> So then Kelly I guess told

Stacy that she wasn't invited.

So now Stacy is pissed at us.

>> Hey guys, can I talk to you.

>> Why?

>> Just can I talk to you real quick?

>> What kind of stuff is the new girl

saying about Token.

>> About Token, why.

>> Well, Token is really shy.

So, I'm just here sort of on his behalf

to-- You know.

>> Token likes Nichole.

>> Ya, of course.

>> Oh, ya.

I don't think she has any idea.

>> Ya, so could you guys just let her know that

you know, that she might have to make the first move.

>> Okay.

>> Thanks, you guys.

>> One, two, three, four.

Sorry bebe.

>> Oh, that's okay.

>> So, Nichole, guess what.

One of the boys here already has

a crush on you.

>> Ahhh.

>> Oh my gosh, who?

>> That boy Token.

>> Oh, he's really nice, Nichole.

I dated him for a little while.

>> Ya, ya.

>> Go for it, Nichole.

>> Oh geez. Thanks, you guys. But to be totally honest,

I kind of think that this other boy is cute.

>> Who, who, who.

>> That kid with the orange coat

and green hat.

>> Oh, you mean, Kyle.

>> Ya.

>> Kyle.

>> What, Kyle?

>> Nichole loves Kyle.

Nichole and Kyle sitting in a trae.

K-I-S-S-O-M-G.

>> Shut up, you guys, it's just a crush.

>> Mother*****

>> We are proud and true.

Come on, South Park, moo moo moo. Gooooo Cows.

>> Hey, Nichole, right.

>> Ya.

>> Can I talk to you for a second.

Just for a second right over here.

Listen I heard through the grapevine that you've got a thing for Kyle.

>> Oh no, who told you that?

>> Just through the grapevine.

>> There is something you should probably know.

Man, this is hard.

The thing is-- me and Kyle are

kind of, you know, together.

>> Ohhhhhh.

>> Ya, he's my man.

I'm more out than Kyle is, but

it sucks because he acts like we're not

a couple in school he's embarrassed. But--

we get home and he's the best

boyfriend I have.

>> Wow, I'm sorry. I totally respect that.

Hey, thanks for telling me.

>> Cool.

Just, you know, don't touch me 'cos I'm not into girls

it kind of grosses me out.

>> Oh, I'm sorry.

>> Yeah, cool. Anyway, thanks a lot,

and you know, stay away from my man, bitch.

>> Hey, I just want to let you know that

if you ever need somebody to talk to

I'm here.

>> Oh, thanks.

>> Dude, that new girl is into me.

>> Psst. Butters, Butters.

At the end of P.E. Class

tell Nichole that the gym teacher wants

some towels delivered to the boys locker room.

>> How come?

>> Let's just say that by this time tomorrow

Token and Nichole are gonna be practically married.

>> Are you sure, Eric? I mean, maybe they're not just meant for each other.

>> No, no. Love is like taking a dump, Butters.

Sometimes it works itself out but

sometimes you gotta give it a

nice high slimy push.

>> Oh, hey Nichole, the coach wants you

to take these to the boys locker room.

>> Oh, he does.

Okay.

>> Guys, get outside.

It's the Batmobile.

Batmobile, you guys.

>> Where?

>> I don't see a Batmobile.

>> Hello.

>> Ahh! >> Ahh!

>> Oh gosh. I'm so sorry.

>> Where is everybody.

What's going on?

>> Coach wanted me to--

I'm sorry.

>> Hey, guys. Guys. Holdup.

Hey, you're kind of friends with that

Nichole girl, right.

>> Ya.

>> Well, what kind of stuff does

she like, do you know.

>> She likes movies, cats.

>> She likes basketball.

>> Oh cool she likes basketball.

That's perfect, thanks you guys.

>> Hey Kyle, we were going to head over

to the Mall.

You want to go with us.

>> Oh can't right now.

But maybe another time. See Ya.

>> Looks like he has a crush on Nichole.

>> I don't think so I heard Kyle

swings for the same team.

>> Really.

>> It's perfect.