Scooped

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How many times have I told you not to practice in here?

It's dangerous.

Are you ready to watch my impressive driving?

Yeah.

Let's go.

Oh, right, the keys.

- I knew that, yeah. - Really?

Mom said you could drive the car?

I've got to see this.

I'm a good driver, stop. Okay.

Here we go.

3, 2, 1.

Why am I not impressed?

Make way, coming through.

Coming through.

When will he be here? It's been a while.

Surprise!

- Hi. - So, what did I miss?

Nothing, we're just setting up.

Great.

Mom signed me up for camp.

What? When?

I leave tomorrow.

Man, we were going to have an extreme board game battle.

You're really going to miss out.

I know, I'm bummed.

Well, want to start?

Yes, start laying down the cards.

- Yeah, I will. - Yes!

You watching what was laid again?

No, I...

Ice cream truck, right?

I just saw white, I couldn't see the other things.

You saw white as the impostor.

He's the other impostor.

Well, there is no impostor, you're talking about Among Us.

So, what do you guys think we're going to get on this?

I know you're going to get the thief card, you always do.

What evidence do you have that I'm getting the thief card?

None, exactly.

You're going to get it, and you're going to be sad.

I am... I don't know what I'm getting.

Just give me, just give me.

- Are you sure about that? - He got the thief card.

Ha! You pulled the thief card.

I can see it all over your face.

You've got to give me all your money

after we're done with this game.

No, no more redraws from the deck.

We agreed, remember?

Man, this sucks.

But I have the thief card, come on.

Okay, here.

Thieves are weak.

I just gave it to you because I felt bad,

every single time you get the thief card.

Alright, Brandon, go. I don't want to wait five more minutes

just to roll some simple little dice.

It's called planning.

- Okay, I'll just do it. - This isn't chess.

Also, if you land on an ice cream truck.

I think you're going to land on it.

I'm not going to land... Why do you always think that?

Alright, let's stop.

Here, okay, just go. 3, 2, 1.

- Amazing. - If it's ice cream truck...

- I don't think... - Just go, just go.

Let's see, he got ice cream truck.

No, I didn't.

Oh, that was a coincidence.

No that wasn't.

You were just talking about it.

I'm going to investigate.

- It's your turn. - Okay, roll the dice.

What you going to get.

Okay honey, it's late, time to go.

- See you guys. - See you.

I'll be right over after camp, and I'll tell you all about it.

Also, when I come back, start a new game with me.

No, I took it.

Come on.

You can't always trick me with the ball

It gets really annoying

Can't we just play a normal game of catch?

By the way, in the game, I know

exactly what my next move will be.

What is it?

Score, ice cream truck!

Woah.

- Let's go check it out. - Yeah.

How did you see that so far away?

Let's just say there's some things in life

always worth looking for.

Hey dummy, is this your handy work?

Yeah.

Which one of you geniuses left the bag out?

The bag stays inside the van.

How many times do I have to tell you?

Move.

- Is this your idea? - Yeah.

Makes it all official. Real and stuff.

Kids will love it.

Real and stuff, you're such an idiot.

What is wrong with you?

I'm not wearing this thing.

It's all in pink.

Get out of the way.

- Move! - You've got to wear a hat.

Look, you're not an idiot.

It's just a stupid idea, okay?

Nice apology, just wear the hat.

I'm not wearing the pink hat.

End of discussion, period. You got me?

He's going to be like that all day, you know that.

We don't need the hats.

With somebody who loves me.

- Say you're sorry. - I'm not saying I'm sorry.

Does this all the time, you know that.

Just give me a minute, okay?

Tell him your sorry with sugar on top.

Don't help.

Okay, hey, I've got an idea.

How about I tell you a story?

Come on, you like my stories.

It will be a good one. Really good.

Funny one?

You want a funny one?

Yeah, I think I got you.

Yeah, funny one.

Tell us a funny one. A funny one.

So, you're the youngest, mom adopted you.

You know, the village idiot.

I think, probably as a tax break or something.

I'm not really adopted, right?

- Right Karel? - Yes. Pay attention.

Can I tell the story now?

Okay.

So Mom used Sigs here as the mannequin

for all the costumes that she used to make

when she used to work at the little theater company.

Even the girl costumes.

Why was that Karel? Why was that?

Because he looks just like a little girl.

Just like a little... girl

Alright, alright, I've heard this before, it's dumb.

What else, Karel, what else?

So, like I said before, mom wanted all girls, right?

That's why she named you Karel, right Karel?

Yeah well, anyhow.

Mom mainly liked to make the girl costumes

when she worked at the little theater company.

Just because I had all boys

doesn't mean I can't have pretty things.

- What was the best part, Karel? - Okay, okay.

Well, because Sigs here is so dainty,

mom used him as a mannequin for all the girl costumes.

And one year he had to be the model and the mannequin

for over 30 ballerina girls.

- This is my favorite part. - Even the pink ones.

What's the best part, what's the best part?

Hey, quit interrupting me.

It was opening night, and they were short one ballerina.

Sigs had to play a girl.

You were a girl, Sigs.

- A girl! - Hey, genius.

Give it a rest,

you want me to finish the story, stop interrupting all the time.

Alright?

Do you mind?

But you're right, Sigs had to play a girl with the pink tutu.

And the best part is, nobody knew Sigs was really a boy.

He even got his picture in the paper with the other ballerinas.

That's a good one.

Tell us about when you wet your pants in school.

- That's Mom's favorite. - That's enough.

Yeah, why don't you tell us about that one, Karel?

That's enough stories for today, get back to work.

Want to play the board game later? It's so fun.

No, it's better with more players.

Come on.

Is that...?

Is that a new ice cream truck?

- Oh yeah, let's go. - Oh my gosh, now let's go!

Come on, let's go, don't drop your ball.

I'm serious, hold it.

We cannot miss this, it's ice cream.

Okay, okay, let's go this way.

New flavors? Can't decide which one to get.

The Rocky Gravel Road looks good.

What is Hidden Delight?

- I don't know, it looks good. - Or frosted ice.

Cotton Caper!

You guys must be new.

I know all the ice cream trucks here.

Kid, keep out of the van.

- You guys have new flavors. - Out.

You have... you have three guys in there?

Out!

- Can I have Cotton Caper? - No, sold out.