Dream Journey 2: Princess Iron Fan

Sun Wukong,

it's all thanks to you that

my son is now locked up in the South Sea Center for Juvenile Delinquents!

And you have the cheek to come borrow the Banana Leaf Fan!

You know, that reminds me.

My sister-in-law, you are pretty and well-educated.

Brother Bull may not be a hunk,

but he certainly holds his own.

So, how did you two produce a child

as disrespectful and scheming as Red Boy?

Wukong! Haven't you heard that

"the dragon and phoenix signify good luck"?

You impudent monkey!

I'll kill you today!

My dear Elder Sister Iron Fan, that's not right.

Wukong is only here to borrow the Banana Leaf Fan!

There's no need to kill him!

Amitabha!

The Lord Buddha often says, "It only takes a spark,

to get a fire going.

Do your part as a neighbor and citizen.

Heal the world, and make it a better place.

Violence begets violence. There's no use dwelling on the past."

To be fair, both parties are responsible

for what happened to Red Boy.

Shut your trap!

Since you won't lend us the Fan,

you'll have to excuse me

and my magic staff.

You bloody monkey!

I'm not afraid of you!

Sun Wukong!

How can you speak to a pretty lady this way?

We're here to borrow, not snatch the Fan.

Don't you know how to ask nicely?

You have to be humble and use flattering words.

You'll get what you want when the other party is happy!

Did I get that right, pretty lady?

Stop it with the prattle!

In the demon realm,

who cares if you act like an animal? You just have to be the toughest!

Bullshit!

I'm sorry. That was not cool.

Wukong, both humans and demons,

have to be able to tell right from wrong.

I have my Fiery Golden Eyes!

Your eyes only allow you to see the essence of things.

It's your inner eye that allows you to see things for what they are.

That's enough!

I have no time for your comedy routine.

We thank you for being with us today…

Wukong!

That rod of yours is so long, hard, and girthy.

Watch that you don't hurt the pretty lady!

Wukong! Save me!

My dear Sister-in-law, thank you for the Fan.

Senior!

He's on fire!

Sandy! I can't seem to stamp it out!

Let me do it!

Senior, are you all right?

What? He's still on fire?

I'll take over, Sandy.

Senior, I'm so sorry!

Wukong.

Big Sister Guanyin!

Boddhisattva.

How could you, at a time like this,

neglect your teacher's safety?

Thankfully the winds have blown Tripitaka here to the South Sea.

What if he had been blown to some demon's stronghold?

What would happen to your journey to the West then?

-Screw the journey then! -Boddhisattva.

The student behaves poorly because the teacher is inadequate.

Wukong is so mischievous and

I must take some responsibility for that.

Wukong only wanted to borrow the Banana Leaf Fan,

so that we could have passage through the Flaming Mountains.

But strangely, no matter what we did,

we couldn't extinguish the flames using the Fan.

And now, my Senior's face is as red as his bum.

The Banana Leaf Fan is psychically linked to Princess Iron Fan.

However, she is but a shadow of her former self

due to her unhappy marriage.

She no longer approaches life with an open and true heart.

As a result, the Fan is

only half as powerful as it used to be.

So that's what happened!

Senior, let's not waste any time.

-How about we split up our stuff? -Pigsy, you're right!

You return to your Gao Manor, I will go back to my mountain.

Let's go!

Maste, just what is going on?

I'm all confuzzled, yo!

Where the flames sprout in the Flaming Mountains is a flower

called the Far Kew Er Bo Way La She Ray

All Vee Ai Me Swill Lo Bee Po Blossom.

This flower can take one

500 years forward or back.

Use it to go back 500 years

and obtain a tear born out of a true heart from the Princess.

Then the Fan's power will be fully restored.

-What's it called again? -The Fa Kew Blossom.

-That's mine! -Wukong!

Were you actually paying attention?

Our dear Master! Farewell!

No, no, no…

Senior…

Wukong, I'll give you a hand.

Where am I?

It doesn't matter.

-Who am I? -It doesn't matter.

And just who are you?

It doesn't matter, either.

What's the point of saying

the same thing thrice, then?

Only with a tear born of a true heart

can the Iron Fan extinguish the flames.

Seek out Princess Iron Fan

and obtain from her a tear born of a true heart.

You will then know who you are,

where you came from, and where you're heading to.

And who are you to tell me what to do?

You underestimate me!

Off with you!

Naughty!

Fine! Deity! You've got me!

You've got me, all right!

Even if I have to seek out Princess Iron Fan,

at least tell me what she looks like,

how old she is, where she lives,

and how big her bra cup is!

That was a joke,

no need to crush me again!

You perv!

What's the matter with you?

Where's the apology for the crushing blow you dealt me?

I'm talking to you!

What are you looking at, gnat?

Just because I, Princess Iron Fan, am pretty

doesn't mean that you can leer at me!

I'm telling you, I have a beloved!

Princess Iron Fan!

Are you… Princess Iron Fan?

So what if I am?

Mind shedding a tear?

I just need one tear,

one tear, just a single drop.

Any more and I'll get mad at you.

How about I give you some dog poop?

-A-cup. -Not A-cup!

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean it.

I'm warning you: stop following me!

See that flower up there?

Since I can fly up there to get it,

I can very well throw you off the cliff!

Okay.

BANANA CAVE

Elder Sis! You're back!

You know, I thought that

you'd already recovered from your last failed relationship.

Looks like the setback's even graver than I thought.

-What do you mean? -What do I mean?

You clearly have given up

on your reputation and chastity.

You've even brought a man back here!

All I need from you is a single tear.

You again!

At least bring home someone of quality.

No wonder the Bull--

I've already told you, don't you mention the Bull ever again!

Fine, fine.

I can't intervene in your love life.

However, I really have to ask about

the Banana Leaf Fan that you lost.

It's my Fan. I have my own way of getting it back.

Who says I'm not dashing?

Dear ladies,

let's be honest, I'm really quite the looker.

There you are.

Where's the Princess?

Look at you, asking for her as soon as you've come to!

-Be honest, have you fallen for her? -What nonsense…

You mustn't go there!

Love is like a spark,

once you lose control of it,

you'll be engulfed in the flames of desire before you know it.

You won't be able to help yourself!

All I--

My sis may be a tad short-tempered,

but she is still a respectable young lady.

Too bad she already has a fiancé.

All I want from her is one tear.

Are you clowning around?

Everyone knows that my sis

is incapable of shedding tears!

You must be kidding! Am I being jerked around here?

Why would I lie to you?

It's like a desert mirage with her eyes: