Tooth Fairy 2

Hey, what're we doing here?

They're giving that car away? That thing's sweet.

Janie's birthday party starts in 10 minutes.

I know, but this'll just take a couple of seconds.

Larry. Oh, come on, it'll be awesome.

Hey, I'll meet you up at the raffle table.

Larry.

It's hard to believe,

but you're even more beautiful when you're angry.

Hello, Brooke.

Hello, Beauregard. Nice to find you here.

My family's auto dealership is sponsoring this raffle.

You know, we're giving away a pretty nice car.

Hank, come on.

Hurry up, Ernie. Go in.

Would you mind putting these in, dear? Thanks.

Good luck, lady.

I cannot believe you're still with Larry Guthrie.

Yep, but if he doesn't drive me to my niece's birthday party

in the next two minutes,

all bets are off.

Really?

Hey, do you mind if... Oh. Back off.

Why don't you give me a call if you need a car or...

Or anything else.

Thanks. Yeah.

Welcome, everybody!

Who wants to win a car?

Dude, the dream car of all cars.

Let's find out

Who that lucky bowler is going to be.

Us!

Please.

Our lucky bowler is...

Larry Guthrie!

AII right, Larry! Yeah!

You gotta be kidding me!

High-five mine! High-five mine!

Peanut butter! Peanut butter!

Honey, how cool is this? It's like winning an Oscar.

You promised me you would go to Janie's party.

But she's one year old. She ain't gonna know I'm there.

It's not about the party, it's about you keeping your promises.

If there's one thing that little kid'll like,

it'd be knowing I won that muscle car.

You just don't get it, do you?

Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for Larry Guthrie!

Honey. Honey, come on.

Hey, baby, it is a Camaro.

Let's bowl.

AII Larry has to do is make the famed 7-10 split.

Can he do it?

Let's see what you got.

You still have two chances left.

Larry, that was so, so close.

But, hey, no pressure at all.

You still have one chance left.

He's way too tight.

We've got to calm him down.

Time out. I need some nachos, pronto!

Chow down, buddy.

Munch them down. Go, boy!

You feel good? Yeah.

Larry, hey, hey, hey, we don't have all day, all right?

That's what I needed. Nachos.

It's like a B12 shot.

Go for it, Larry! Go!

Let's do this!

I got it! Yeah, yeah, I got it! Now I'm good. Now I'm ready.

All right, Brooke. This one's for you.

Hey, why don't you stop fiddling with your own car,

come over here and try and work on somebody else's?

All right, I'm coming.

For Pete's sake, you guys. All right, now try it.

Who's the man?

Hey, let me see that sports page.

He's gonna find out sooner or later.

Find out what?

Hank, I tell you what, you are a bad poker player.

I thought it... (SIGHS)

You guys broke up over a year ago.

What, you thought she was never gonna move on?

Thought she was just playing hard to get.

I thought she was just being smart.

That's enough.

Larry, why don't you channel that anger

into repairing a car instead of doing something stupid?

Stupid ain't in my vocabulary.

Perfect. (SIGHS)

You're marrying Beauregard Billings?

Beauregard Billings, seriously? Just wait one second, okay?

You're marrying Beauregard?

Ms. Miller, I found my sketch pad!

Good. Not now, kid. I'm not signing autographs.

Still humble as ever.

She wants an autograph.

Sydney, do you have any idea who this man is?

The janitor?

The janitor. I'm Larry Guthrie, the bowling champion.

Metro County Miracle.

Doesn't really ring a bell.

Boy, what're they teaching kids nowadays?

Obviously not about me.

Sydney, why don't you draw me a really pretty picture, okay?

I need to have a word with the janitor.

Beauregard Billings.

He goes by Bo now.

"Goes by Bo now."

He's running for mayor, so he changes his name to Bo?

He hasn't worked an honest day in his life. Unbelievable.

People change, Larry.

Just because you never grew up doesn't mean other people can't.

Why do I wanna grow up? I'm the Metro Lanes' Miracle Man.

I'm awesome.

You slipped on nacho cheese and got lucky.

All right, I'm 50% awesome.

But I'm still 1,000 times more awesome than Beauregard Billings.

I don't want awesome, I want an adult.

Somebody who is ready for the responsibility of a family.

And I waited a long time for you to become that person,

and you didn't.

Well, I was gonna...

Oh, boy.

Who wants a Bo Billings Frisbee? Here you go.

Remember, vote for Bo Billings.

Who wants a stress ball? I do!

Stress ball! There they are! Me! Me! Me!

Now remember to tell your parents

to vote for Bo Billings, all right?

Well, if it isn't Larry Guthrie.

Hey, save your stress ball on me there, Billings.

I'm voting for the other guy.

Hey, beautiful.

Hi. Hi.

I gotta go, Larry. It was nice seeing you.

Yeah. Bye.

All right, I'll see you later.

All the people in Ocala she could go out with,

and she goes out with that goofball.

He's a fraud, is what he is.

There he is. Come on, you guys. Shh!

Oh, Ashton!

Whoo!

Real funny, guys.

Hey, hold on. Hold on a sec.

You wanna make a quick five bucks?

Sure.

Okay, honey, be completely honest.

Which one do you like better, this one or this one?

Wow, they're both so similar.

Well, I mean, I am photogenic, sweetie. I understand.

Yeah. But, really, try to pick the best one.

Come on. Hey, mister.

Look, I made this for the tooth fairy.

Yeah, that's pretty good, kid.

Perfect, I'll use them both. Fire!

Done. Oh!

Hey, what're you guys doing?

What's that about the tooth fairy?

Oh, I have a loose tooth. See?

Oh, that's awesome. That's good.

No, no, the shirt's fine, sweetie. Look at the face.

So, I made this for her.

That's good, kid. That's cool.

Wow, and you know what? You're gonna have to take this one, too, so...

But, you know what, sweetie...

I wanna be an artist when I grow up.

Well, you ought to stay a kid as long as you can.

You don't wanna grow up any sooner than you have to.

Why? Well...

So sorry. Let me just dry you off real fast.

Growing up stinks. Why?

'Cause things don't always turn out the way you'd planned it.

Why?

True love is a fairy tale, just like the tooth...

Uh...

No, no.

No, there is a tooth... Listen.

Hey, did you hear that story about the tooth fairy?

Once upon a time, there was this little tooth fairy...

No, kid! Where're you going? I'm telling on you!

Hey, kid, hey. Get back. Kid! Kid!

Ms. Miller, Ms. Miller!

Def-Con 4! Def-Con 4!

Hold on, kid. Let me borrow you.

What are you doing, dude?

A little game called "saving my butt."

Honey, what's wrong?

That man told me something bad about the tooth fairy.

All right. Wait, come here. What is this?

What...

Oh, honey, no, come here. Come here.

Dreams come true!

Dreams come true!

Dreams come true!

Greatest day in my life.

Greatest day in my life, right there.

I'm Bo Billings, and We're gonna make it happen.