Dog

One, two a one, two, three

Today I walked down the street I used to wander

yeah, shook my hand and made myself a bet

there was all these things that I don't think I remember

hey, how lucky can one man get?

I bronzed my shoes and I hung 'em from a rearview mirror

bronzed admiration in a blind spot of regret

there was all these things that I don't think I remember

hey, how lucky can one man get?

Today I walked down the street I used to wander

yeah, shook my hand and made myself a bet

there was all these things that I don't think I remember

hey, how lucky can one man get?

Hey, how lucky can one man get?

Hey, how lucky can one man get?

- You want cheese? - Sure.

Lettuce, tomato?

Uh, let me get some lettuce, tomato,

and let me get some of those peppers.

Done.

Yo, are you high?

I said peppers, not cucumbers.

Sorry, sir, my bad.

Mayo, mustard?

Uh, Mayo, and give me some of that salt and pepper, buddy.

Black canopy global security.

Hi, dorith. This is Jackson Briggs.

I was just checking on my status for the Pakistan rotation.

Um, just trying to sort my travel.

Mr. Briggs, you know the agency can't send a soldier

with a history of brain injuries to a war zone.

No, no, I just got you guys a full, clean medical.

Yes, but we need your commanding officer to certify that.

Yeah, and I've told the recruiter, like, 12 times.

You know these guys.

They're impossible to reach on deployment.

But it's coming. So let's just get the on-boarding process going

and, I don't know, get my travel sorted.

Mr. Briggs, you know we can't do that.

Look, I got other agencies beating down my door,

- so, look... -

So, look, I can't wait till next year's rotation, okay?

And we can't staff you without that recommendation.

Okay, uh, when do I need to have it by?

The rotation closes next Wednesday.

All right, you'll hear from me.

- Hello. - Briggs, this is Jones.

Hey, captain.

Are you in the middle of something?

No, no, it's a good time.

Yeah, no, I was calling about that diplomatic security application

I was hoping you'd help me with.

Look, I'm calling about Rodriguez.

He passed away last night.

Stop me if you already heard this.

No, I didn't hear.

I'm sorry, Briggs.

We 're all going to patton barracks to say goodbye to him.

- When? - Tomorrow night.

All right.

- Briggs? - Yeah, I'll be there.

Sergeant Rodriguez was a legend who never quit.

He burned bright and then he burned in.

Airborne ranger in the sky.

Airborne ranger in the sky.

You can tell an airborne ranger by his boots!

By his boots!

Glorious! Victorious!

Ay! One keg of beer for the four of us!

Man.

Just need you to call and just be like, "he's good."

- No. - That's it.

- I'm trying to get some money. - It's not happening.

I'm trying to get some money, that's it.

Not happening.

200k a year, that's all I want.

Just, like, make the call for me.

Yeah, I wish I had that power, but your boy's still an e-6, so...

- - That's not happening.

I love him. You shut your mouth.

You shut your mouth when you talk about him.

Good luck, brother.

Taboo! Taboo!

Get up, kiernan. Come on.

- Oh, no. - You're pissing me off.

- Let's go. - Come on. Hey, hey, hey.

- Up, up. - Hey, hey, figure it out.

Figure it out.

Okay, Briggs, get on with it.

- What? - You know what.

Hey, you're the one who's

screening my calls and ghosting my texts, sir.

Like, what's a girl supposed to think?

He's supposed to get the hint.

"Hi, it's captain Jones

calling on behalf of staff sergeant Briggs.

He's a total badass, he's squared away, good to go."

You made that call for 50 other soldiers.

Yeah, who haven't been flagged for tbis.

Take it up with the doctors, not me.

Look, bear's got half a hand.

You got a, like a chunk

of shrapnel stuck in your tramp stamp.

Kiernan can barely remember his name.

- Shut your mouth. - There's a hundred concussions

walking around this entire parking lot.

- - And it's not stopping y'all.

In, in.

Ours aren't on paper.

Maybe check your email. I got a full, clean medical.

Yeah? How much you pay for that?

That's not the point.

Sir, name it, what do you want?

Tell me what you want.

I'm sorry, get home safe.

You're just gonna get in... Okay.

You want me to get the...

All right, I'm getting the knee pads.

I'm getting the knee pads, sir. Come on.

Are you really just gonna pull out right now?

Might as well just get the strap

out of the center console and put me down

if I can't get back in the game, just go ahead and end it for me.

Just put me out of my misery, it's fine.

Briggs, get home safe. That's an order.

Sir, where are you goin'? Sir!

Sir!

Airborne!

Staff sergeant Briggs is a total badass, huh?

Oh, hey, captain.

Figured I'd find you still here.

Get yourself together.

Come meet me in battalion in 30.

Does that mean you're gonna make the call?

Hey, captain, all the guys talk shit about you,

but I always knew you had a heart of gold,

and I was like, "not my captain.

No."

["Cut em in" playing on car stereo]

Sometimes you need a foe

one that keep your eyes open keep you on your toes

you know the ones

that wanna keep you

where you been before

but I can't go

no, I can't go and woah

- what's up, man? - Howdy.

Thank you.

It's expired, sir.

Oh, come on, man.

You know how many times

I've been in and out of this gate with that?

Excuse me?

Okay, think about it. What's the odds I'm Isis?

Step out of the vehicle, sir.

You want me to step out of the vehicle...

Hey. Illhapphy.

He's with the ranger battalion.

Ranger battalion.

You're required to dispose of this.

What did you say? I'm sorry, what?

Thank you for your service.

Energetically will I meet the enemies of my country!

Energetically will I meet the enemies of my country!

I shall defeat them on the field of battle!

I shall defeat them on the field of battle!

- For I am better trained. - For I am better trained.

And will fight with all my might!

And will fight with all my might!

Surrender is not a ranger word.

Surrender is not a ranger word.

I'll never leave a fallen comrade...

What? Y'all gave away my parking spot.

I had to walk all the way from the dfac.

- Keep pushing. - Where are y'all headed?

We're wheels down in Syria in 24 hours.

0-17 is loading up as we speak.

Look, sir, I really appreciate this,

I ain't gonna let you down.

I've been working the last three years to get it straight for this job.

That's what I like to hear.

Kennelo, what did I say about

using your mom's weights? Like...

I'm trying to look good for your mom.

Well, I'm just trying to say, just...

I don't know, more quads.

Gonna give you a baby brother.

So what do you gotta do? Interview me or something

to make sure I've got a brain cell left, or...

Yeah, something like that.

Well, you say, "jump," I say, "how high?"

Wait, isn't your office this way?

Sure is.

Riley's stuffjust about ready, kiernan?

Just about, sir.

You good, man?

Yeah, man. It is what it is.

Yeah.

Riley was about as solid as they come.

Tell that to the tree he hit doin' 120.