Marvel Zombies

Attention, craft.

You now fall under disinfection protocols.

Disinfection protocols?

-They're trying to incinerate us! -Hold on.

They were supposed to help, not shoot us out of the sky!

This is them helping.

They're preventing the spread of the zombie plague.

By obliterating anything trying to leave.

They could've asked us nicely.

This is becoming challenging!

-Punch the side thrusters! -What button are the side thrusters?

-Now! I said now! -

- -

-What did you do? -I don't know.

I've never been to space before!

Spacecraft disinfected.

- - Oh, my God.

Well, look at you, saving all of our lives.

-Can you fly this thing back to Earth? -Who said I can fly?

Hmm?

It's getting warm in here.

-Kamala, it's cracking. -Yup. I see it!

-It's cracking more, Kamala! -I know!

-Still cracking. -I'm trying to concentrate!

I wonder if this is considered dying in battle.

What the hell?

What?

What?

We got you.

You look a little weird, but I love ya, bud.

- Happy to see more survivors. -Good looking superheroes.

- Look at that fit! -Eclectic group.

Any landing you walk away from is a good one.

You can still walk, right?

Spider-Man? I can't believe-- Did you just save us?

Dude, like, I did not know you had magic powers.

I mean, it doesn't surprise me. I'm such a fan!

-Hey-- - Flying head!

Oh. You're... Wait, you're...

You're Scott Lang's head.

-It's weird, but you'll get used to it. -Maybe.

Some people get used to it.

- But not all. -Okay.

Where are we?

-Kamar-Taj. -Can I know what that is?

It's not ringing a bell.

All you need to know, we shall tell you.

Come.

If I've learned one thing in life, it's that when a Minotaur talks,

you listen.

Yeah. Why not?

All white, huh?

It's a bold choice for a zombie apocalypse.

We watched helplessly as the plague consumed the planet.

King T'Challa sacrificed himself to destroy Thanos

and the Infinity Stones he wielded.

In doing so, he saved reality itself.

But the stones were shattered.

A hurricane of Infinity Energy raged unchecked.

The storm destroyed everything in its path.

It had to be contained.

We needed someone who could take the Infinity Energies

into their form.

Hold them.

We needed...

a Hulk.

-Wait. Bruce is alive? -Bruce Banner was a brave man.

What do you mean, "was"?

He's no longer Bruce Banner or The Hulk.

He's a cypher.

He's now an anchor

protecting energies that could make or destroy worlds.

Protecting us.

So, this is the part where you tell us why we're here.

I believe you've met Queen of the Dead.

She has finally gathered an army strong enough to defeat Banner

and take that power for herself.

Our last stand is upon us.

The battle is now.

We ask you to ride into danger with us.

To fight for the fate of the planet.

We don't ask this lightly.

I know you've been through a lot, so we'll leave it for you to decide.

Maiden voyage of the USS Uhura, baby!

Engage, number one.

You freaking out, too?

I'm not scared.

It's something else.

Talk to me.

I asked all of you to follow me,

to give up everything on the chance we could fix things.

And I was wrong.

It was all for nothing.

Wanda said she needs me.

What if she wants me to go to Paris?

You're right. We can't know for sure,

but we have to hold on to hope.

I mean, you saw Thor drinking his life away in defeat,

regret in his eyes.

But in the end, what he really wanted was one last chance to fight.

And you gave that to him.

You gave that to all of us.

I'll always be grateful to you for that.

And if we have one more,

-I'm gonna take it. -You sure?

Hey, we have to win one of these eventually, don't we?

Also, am I crazy or did Thor kind of make you an Avenger back there?

Oh.

That's a hug.

- Thank you. -All right, pal.

Come on. Enough sittin' around.

We've got a world to save.

Has the little one found her fire?

Yeah.

I knew if I stayed on this rock long enough, I'd end up fighting for it.

And what does dear Khonshu have to say?

That this is a fight worth fighting.

One last chance to save the world? I'm in.

Okay, then. Let's do this.

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- -

It's a burden, isn't it,

to hold all this power?

I've come to ease your pain.

See you on the other side.

Kamala. I'm glad you came, child.

Bismillah.

No matter what, we cannot let the witch touch Banner!

Siuthad, ith mo lann.

Charge!

Comin' in hot!

Siud do cheann a' spreadhadh!

Yeah, come on!