Ice Twister

Ugh. Piece of junk.

Hey, don't talk to the beast like that.

Beast? It's time for the scrapyard.

Hey, this thing has got

another 1000 miles left in her, okay?

Well, you're dragging me out in minus 10 temperatures.

This better be good.

Okay.

If it drops below minus 12, you might see something special.

Why?

Just one fact.

The temperature of the lake stays

a consistent 22 degrees Celsius,

and almost never drops below 18.

Pretty good.

Sorry.

It's okay.

Is that...

Is that...

Yeah. When you're right, you're right.

I mean, it's just a tornado, right? Not that amazing.

I've seen hundreds in my time researching.

No, come on. Let's look closer. Come on.

Shouldn't we stay back?

Relax. We're 150 yards away.

And by my calculations,

it shouldn't move away from the lake.

Ice.

Impossible.

Rare. Not impossible.

Cold air circulating around a warm thermal lake.

Yeah, yeah. I figured that.

I knew it. I knew it was possible here.

Don't tell me that's why you bought a cabin so close.

What the hell was that?

That didn't happen last week.

John, that thing is getting bigger and faster.

Yeah, maybe we should get out of range.

I left the reader down there.

The ice tornado is currently generating

70 miles per hour wind speed.

That's getting up there.

Yeah.

What does Icarus say?

No, Icarus is offline today.

- Great. - If this thing spits up

more ice, we're gonna have to get out of range.

I think the hill might do it.

Run!

Are we safe?

- That's crazy. - What?

The internal temperature of that thing is insanely cold.

I don't know how that can happen.

It's moving! This way!

Okay, maybe we can...

So, Dina.

Okay, so we've been seeing each other

for a while now, and...

Oh, you make me feel very...

What is the word? What can I say to her?

Happy.

I feel really, really happy when I'm with you.

Dina, would you like to...

Would you like to move in with me?

I feel like...

I feel like we're really, really good together,

and if you move in,

you don't wanna, you won't have to do anything.

I'll do all the cooking, the cleaning.

It'd just be nice if you were there.

I don't know.

Oh, God. Young.

You make me feel young.

I just...

You're not just a gym teacher.

Just tell her how you feel about her.

Why do you always get upset, man?

Don't get upset.

I love you, darling.

I think you're really, really beautiful.

Do you wanna move in with me?

Okay. Come on. Okay.

Hey, kiddo. You packed yet?

Don't call me "kiddo".

Come on, Tiana. Can we see some action, please?

Why do I have to go?

Think of it as a favor

to the man feeding and clothing you.

The guy who loves you?

Okay.

What? Why you being weird?

What? I'm not being weird. I'm cool. I know it all.

Six sevens, all that.

Dad, not even I know what six seven means.

It means if you're not ready in six minutes,

in seven, I'll carry you down myself.

It's cold. Turn the heat up.

You're always cold. I'm sweating here.

- Probably menopause. - Hey.

I heard that.

It's not even mid.

You say something, sweetie?

Why are you punishing me?

Punishing you?

We're going for a lovely weekend away in a beautiful cabin.

With her.

You two used to get on so well when you were younger.

I don't understand.

Well, I didn't turn into a bitch.

Oh, wow. Thanks, mom.

Sweetie, it's your age.

Everyone's a little bitch, or a little bastard.

You know, it would really mean a lot to me

if you could just be civil with Tiana.

Give Mike a chance.

Seriously, Mom.

Of all people, you had to go date my old gym teacher?

He's fit.

- What? - Nothing.

So, who's up for singing some road trip songs, eh?

Relax, guys. I'm kidding.

- Gross. - Gross.

The result of the delays

has pushed back the finish of the new high speed line

by approximately two years.

And now, the weather.

Wrap up warm, because it's going to be a cold one,

with strong and icy winds.

Good thing I bought my winter coat.

Ti, did you bring a warm coat?

No, I brought a bikini, Dad.

Oh. Don't worry, Mr. Vincent.

If she gets cold, she could do two laps around the track.

Did you really make them do laps?

Fitness breeds focus.

Dibs the biggest room.

I already called dibs.

She's gonna be so pissed when she finds out.

She's not the only one.

Mills? It's a long walk home.

Come on, you're letting all the cold air in.

Better sack the cleaner, Mr. Vincent.

Milly. You know perfectly well it's Mike.

I'm not his cleaner. He's not paying me to clean.

We're friends.

Sorry. Force of habit.

Dad.

Oh, God.

No way. No way.

Dad? Please tell me there's another room somewhere.

Preferably one with a TV.

I'm sorry, this is it, darling.

An attic? I'd rather share with spiders than with her.

No offense.

Totally taken.

Girls.

- It's enough. - Can we holster

the finger pistols, girls?

Deal with it.

Look, depending on how you behave tonight,

it's either gonna be porridge or pizza.

So, are you gonna try and get along?

Your dad's an ick.

Yeah, well, your mom's a big yikes.

What a rush.

We tore it off, or what?

Shut it, Spike. Just lock in.

Relax, Zane. You're a rich man now.

Don't start celebrating yet.

We still need to get the hell out of here

and set up that meeting with the broker.

Anything following?

Nah, no, but they're clearing away. Insane Zane.

Don't call me with that. I'm not insane.

Put it down, you mug.