Arakawa Under the Bridge

Episode 7

They took it all off!

It's nice to have something to take off.

That's right.

I have had enough. Review.

Nino, let's go on a date.

Let's go on a date.

Let's go see the ocean.

It is like me.

It is all alone.

It is all alone and can't go anywhere.

Because I am like that too.

I am all alone, and I can't go anywhere.

This means that you are my life saver.

You are its life saver.

Right?

You have to wash this.

Riku.

You don't have to dry clean.

Wash with everyone else.

The real lesson is that

it starts after reading a thick exam preparation book.

That's a quote from an interesting novel.

4 minutes have passed.

Episode 7 is starting.

Hey, it is the 8th episode, right?

Feels good, feels good.

It doesn't feel good at all.

Hey, go buy a washing machine.

I understand, Brother.

Right, left, top.

Nino.

Lift it up.

Nino.

I am pedaling.

Pump water. Pump water. Pump water.

Shouldn't you take that off?

I have nothing to take off.

Nothing.

Didn't you take them off just now?

No.

Did you see a ghost?

You took off your turtle shell.

I am just dislocating it.

If you don't mind wearing Levis, I can lend you some.

It would fit me too well and cause trouble from the ladies.

It is a limited LVC 1966.

I am the No.1 handsomest wearing jeans in the Kappa world.

I understand. It's enough.

But wash the inside cleanly, as well.

I am sorry. The soap flew.

I am sorry. The foam flew out again.

3, 4, 5!

You bastard!

You went on a date with Nino, right?

Does that even count as a date?

Don't hide it.

Explain it to me, Bastard.

Sometimes, I will do things that don't feel good.

What does that mean?

Such as shaking your hand with a hand filled with soap foam,

using a hand filled with soap foam to give you a massage,

using a hand filled with soap foam to touch your treasure,

using a hand filled with soap foam to...

Don't use your hand filled with soap foam to do anything.

So what?

Yes. So what?

Why are you copying what I said like a parrot?

Did you call me?

No, we didn't call you. We are talking.

I wouldn't call you a parrot

because you are definitely a person.

You admitted it?

Give me your treasure.

No.

Give it.

Stop it. Don't touch me.

Anyways, how was the date?

I knew it. It was a date!

Yes, we did go on a date.

I told you not to hide.

Hoshi, if you keep bothering her she will be annoyed.

Don't call my name.

Astronomical bastard!

Don't get my clothes wet! I was dry!

I said my body was dry!

He's afraid of detergent.

Stop it!

Billy, let me go!

Nino, did you go on a date?

Yes, it was the first date of my life.

Really?

That's great.

Good.

Maria, there's soap on my hair.

I put it on you.

Look at how much fun they are having.

Hey!

I am very happy!

How pretty.

Yes. It really is.

It would be nice if I can reminisce about this day.

I thought the same thing.

As expected of lovers.

I wanted to say what an awesome reply.

But didn't you say that?

After coming here,

things that I want to remember

keep increasing.

Right now are you thinking that life like this

is not bad?

No. I am wondering if you are okay like that.

I am like Jesus, right?

I only see a Kappa.

Oh. I look like a Kappa.

It's just a description.

Riku, you are becoming more like a human.

Don't be polite.

You can call me Village Chief or

Brother.

Village Chief.

You said it so quickly, Brother.

Village Chief.

And you even continue calling me that, Brother.

Don't interrupt me. Listen to me.

What will make you willing to leave this place?

Give me a condition.

Don't you have common sense?

Is this something that can be discussed from a distance?

Why does everyone insist on living here?

I told you to not think that I know everything.

Don't mess with me.

Then let me ask you something.

Go ahead.

Listen carefully.

Go ahead.

This question will become very important.

So go ahead.

If everyone knew the winning numbers of the lottery,

they would all go buy it, right?

Yes.

Why didn't you buy it?

Is it because you have money?

No.

Because that is no longer a lottery.

Really? Is that so?

It became a valuable that was no longer part of a dream.

You don't know where the dream went.

I also don't know where the point of this conversation went.

How is this important?

It will become important in the future.

And when is that?

You are really annoying!

Probably around next year, yes, next year.

Anyways, it is interesting to human beings because they don't know the ending,

but humans are weak.

So they can't live alone.

So they have to help each other.

It's that simple.

Everyone wants to stay here so they stay.