Yowis Ben: The Series

We’re here.

Just a moment, Ma’am.

Put them here.

Nice bananas, Ma’am.

Here you go. Thank you.

Ma'am, only 10,000?

I’m a silver member.

You said you’ll take me anywhere for only 10,000.

-I forgot. -Okay then.

Ma'am, how about if I upgrade you to become gold member?

-What are the advantages? -A lot!

I’ll unload your groceries.

You’ll get three rickshaw rides for the price of two.

-One ride free? -Correct.

When the weather is hot,...

...Mrs. Jum will get a glass of iced tea and some fried snacks.

-Fine then, I’ll accept that. Thank you. -The registration fee is 100,000.

For 10,000, I can get a bucket of fried snacks!

-Yes. -Iced tea only cost me 2,000!

-It’s too expensive! No! -This is the latest picture.

-It's the latest picture. -No!

You’ll get a Kamidia Latjuba t-shirt.

That’s enough, it’s too expensive!

-Mom? -Son, come here.

-Here, as usual. Twenty packages. -Yes.

I added two extras.

For your one friend who hasn’t eaten and the other who has no money.

Okay.

Wish me luck selling them all, Mom.

-Amen. -Okay, I’m off then.

-May peace be upon you. -And upon you as well.

Oh My God.

It’s always like this! After dusk prayer, you'll sleep again.

-Uncle! Uncle Jon! -What is it, Bay?

-Wake up! -Later.

Stop delaying. Early bird catches the worm.

-That's impossible, Bay. -Why is it impossible?

I’m still holding the bird!

= Yowis Band: The Series =

= Episode 1, Bayu the Poor Kid =

Here, okay, Bay?

-Thank you, see you tomorrow. -Yes.

-Excuse me. Yes. -Take care, Don.

-Take care. -Thank you.

-Why're you getting out? -Why're you entering my car?

You blew the horn, I thought you asked me to get in.

I blew the horn, signaling you to stop. Come, let’s walk.

-I thought that... -It's better like this.

What's that...

-Are you going to school or parading? -Darn you!

Don't act tough with your bike!

What's wrong with us, Bay?

It's like we're destined to be "malang".

We're in Malang. That's why.

Not that, I mean poor.

Not the city of Malang. We're like out of luck.

But when you look at it, you have to be grateful, Don.

-Why? -Look at you going to school.

Riding a car with AC. While me?

I had to ride on the milkman's carriage. You should be grateful.

But, each person has a different life.

That’s your problem, while I...

I think my dad...

...loves my brother more than me.

That's fine, Don.

If I were your dad, I’d do the same.

Watch your mouth, Bay!

= Malang Public High School =

Hey, where are you going?

Going into class, Sir.

I know, but what time is it?

-We don't know, we don't have a watch. -Yes.

Mine's broken.

Your uniform's messy. Your face's oily. And sweaty.

Did you play soccer against Barcelona?

Got tackled by Puyol?

We're only a bit late, Sir.

Let me tell you. Discipline, for a motorbike...

...it’s the gasoline.

Without the gasoline, your bike won't run.

But we don't have a motorbike. So, we don't understand.

That's right.

-God... -Tell you what, Sir.

I know you haven't had breakfast. Here's pecel.

-What is this, Bay? -Pecel, it's good. Come on.

-Just take it. -Thanks, Bay.

If you gave it to me earlier, I wouldn’t have scolded you.

Okay then. I hope you make good sales.

And buy a motorbike soon!

-Amen. -Amen.

Why do you say "amen" too? I was praying only for Bayu.

-Okay, Sir. Excuse us. -Praying for you is useless, Doni.

My prayer will got rejected!

-Wait. -What?

Let's go this way.

A little detour.

There's Stevia, let's flirt a bit.

-Morning, Stev. -So macho.

-Thanks, Stev. -Not you.

You're annoying!

Stev?

Over there.

You are truly forever a substitute, Bay.

Forever a substitute? What do you mean?

Like, in a soccer game, you only play when all the other players got hurt.

We can do it!

I'm ready!

Bayu, you're up.

Hurry.

Coach, what do I do?

Come on, Bayu. You can do it.

All out attack!

Darn!

Be patient.

So handsome.

So awesome.

Pulling his pants up makes him look better.

He look so manly when running.

Ndo, Nando!

It's better to be a substitute.

You're just a spectator. Only watching.

On the right wing, a young man from Malang.

Besides a right winger, Bayu also fills the drumstick position.

-Just shut up. -Besides, it's...

-Did you forget your letter? -Right.

You said you want to date her.

Nando.

We both planned to visit your house.

May we?

My dad is strict and doesn't like people coming to visit.

I'm sure your dad will like me.

And me, I'm sure he'll like me.

-Don't! -There she is.

-Right on time. Just give it to her. -Oh God.

-Let's do it like this, you come with me. -But, this is your business.

I'm afraid she'll reject me.

Don't be afraid, chances don't come twice.

Just go for it.

If she rejects me, it's done.

I'll have no more chances.

So you'll just keep waiting?

Hey, come here.

You're in the same class with Glenca and Aliya, right?

Please give her this letter. From me.

-What letter is this? -Oh My God.

You don’t need to know what’s inside. Just give it to her.

Even I'm scared of my dad.

-It's alright, Ndo. -I'm sure...

-Aliya? Glenca? A letter for you. -A letter from who?

Those two guys.

Stinky and Doni.

-We're finished. -You are.

"Dear Aliya."

"If you received this letter, I just want to say..."

"...that I've had a crush on you."

He has a crush on you, Al.

It's Doni here. Hey, Don!

Bay, getting a girlfriend...

...has nothing to do with money or looks.

Falling in love, that's from the heart, Bay.

That's cliché, Uncle Jon.

Now, look.

If you're a girl...

...would you choose a handsome guy like Nicholas Saputra,...

...or someone like this?

Get real, stop comparing me with Nicholas Saputra.

Let him answer first. Come on.

If they’re not blind...

...a girl would choose the handsome Nicholas Saputra.

Now, if you have to choose.

Would you choose Roy the rich boy...

...or this Pecel Boy?

-I wouldn't choose, Don. -Why?

-I'm still normal. -That's not what I mean.

I mean, if you're a girl...

Oh My God! I'm not a girl, Don.

I know.

What kind of girl looks like you?

I wouldn't dare imagine.

Let's pretend you're a girl.

Well, when it comes to love...

...I might choose Bayu.

But, the fact is...

...life is bitter.

We’ve lost in terms of looks and money.

You should buy a motorbike.

-Buy a motorbike? -Yes.

We barely have enough for daily needs.

Why not you?

-What? -Buy a motorbike.

I've been asking for an electric guitar and they won't buy me one.

But, if you buy a motorbike, I can borrow it,...

...then you can pick Aliya and Glenca up.

Triple riding? Get real. Bay.

Are you chasing Aliya or Glenca?

Well, Doni here's just spreading his net.

Are you chasing a girl or going fishing?

Milkfish!

-Jon, tell the kids to eat. -Yes, Sis.

-I'll eat later, Uncle. -Yes.