My Dear Guardian (爱上特种兵)

Sure.

Thank you.

How is it?

I cooked seafood porridge.

I'll turn off the heat if you don't want to eat.

It's to save electricity.

Bring me some.

Such a brat!

"Bring me some."

Isn't that my book?

This is my house.

Did you prepare steamed bun?

No.

I've homemade whole grain pancakes though.

Do you want to try?

Bring it here.

It smells wonderful. I want to try it too!

It's quite delicious.

Of course.

It would go well with pickles.

Liang Mu Ze.

Have of you heard of a story before?

Long, long time ago, a man

kept bossing his housemate

who was a doctor around.

Finally, one day,

his housemate poisoned him to death

without anyone knowing.

Haven't you heard that story before?

I've heard about a story.

It's about a Special Forces soldier

who was poisoned to death.

Three seconds before the poison came into effect,

he punched the person who poisoned him to death.

Have you heard of the story?

What a coward.

Thank you.

The book is nice, isn't it?

Can you guess who the murderer is?

It's not Umeda Hachiro for sure.

It's not him for sure.

The story is like this.

Let me tell you.

In the end,

Mitarai was the one who resolved

the Tokyo Zodiac Murders.

Isn't it interesting?

I have many detective novels on the shelf.

I can tell you the ending one by one.

Do you know what is

the most miserable thing in life?

Not having any canned food.

Misery is when you're reading the climax

of a detective novel,

someone breaks the ending to you without warning.

Is detective novel tastier than canned food?

I bet Liang Mu Ze

is as upset as having constipation for five days.

He deserves it.

He was lazying in the sofa like a braised egg

and bossing me around as if I was his babysitter.

Let me tell you.

This is just a warning.

If he does that to me again,

You better shut up now.

I'll...

Have you finished taking a shower?

Hug me, handsome.

Do you want some tea?

Yes.

Sure.

Here you go.

Please try it.

What's that smell?

What's wrong?

Take it away.

Did you just bring my toilet bowl here?

Take it away.

Are you scared of durian?

I'm not scared of it. I don't like it.

So you're scared of it.

Take it away!

Sure. Don't be scared.

Here.

Drink some tea to calm down.

Here.

I'll finish all of it.

Are you done?

Liang Mu Ze, you're so sensitive.

Don't go.

I'm just joking.

Take it away!

It's not easy to brew the tea.

At least take a sip. Don't waste it.

It's either I leave or you take it away.

I'll take it away.

I'll get lost.

Is it nice?

Is this Pre-Qingming Longjing?

Suitable for kids.

You know about tea too?

So what?

I swear I'm not secretly thinking that you're old-fashioned.

My grandma loves drinking tea.

When I was young, I always had Longjing, Pu'er

with her.

I see.

When you go back to your hometown next time,

I'll prepare some tea leaves for you

so that you can bring it back for your grandma.

No need.

Don't be shy.

Before I left, I had stolen quite a bit of tea leaves

from my dad's tea cabinet.

My home is near to Hangzhou.

I have quite many opportunities to taste Longjing every year.

No matter how expensive tea is,

it is meant to be tasted by people.

Its value will only be reflected

when more people try it.

Don't feel sorry for me.

No need.

Don't be shy.

My grandma passed away long time ago.

My grandma passed away long time ago too.

I'm sorry.

I didn't know that.

My bed is not covered with bed sheets.

If you feel sorry for me,

lend me a bed sheet and make the bed for me.

Sure, I'll do it.

Something is not right.

Why should I feel sorry for him?

He mentioned his grandma first.

I didn't know that.

Why should I contribute my bed sheet?

Why should I make his bed?

Who does he think he is?

He is your landlord.

It's either you put up with him or you leave.

Make the bed for him, huh?

Sad story, huh?

Fine, let's make his wish come true.

I've a bad hunch.

And in the name of the Moon, I will punish you!

Liang Mu Ze.

Poop-picker, wake up! You're getting late.

I'm going to be late.

Will you stop staring at me?

I'm sorry. I came to the wrong place.

I'm doomed.

I'm leaving.

Finish it before you leave.

Thank you.

Did you go out to get milk early in the morning?

I didn't buy it.

You left it in the fridge.

You got it from the fridge? I didn't keep milk in the fridge.

It's here.

Why did you give it to me?

It's not expired. I've checked.

It's whipping cream.

Do you know

how many calories it contains?

I have no idea.

Why did you give it to me then?

You kind of enjoyed it.

-Liang Mu Ze! -You're going to be late.

What did you say?

Forget it. I'll get another driver.

It's okay.

Are you having motion sickness?

It's gut fermentation syndrome.

I feel like vomiting.

It's okay.

Just put up with it.

It's not a serious problem.

Don't be dramatic.

You need to be strong.

Liang Mu Ze, you said that on purpose.

You're thinking too much.

I'm just an old hog.

I can't tell

whipping cream and milk apart.

They're the same to me.

You're talking nonsense!

You're angry at me

as I made your bed with a printed Sailor Moon bedding set.

You're seeking revenge.

Listen.

You're a special forces soldier

and yet you're so petty.

For a man like you,

let alone insomnia,

you may drop dead one day soon.

Who is the petty one?

It's you.

We're here.

Good morning, Xia Chu.

Good morning.