Monster High: Escape from Skull Shores

- Whoa! - Whoa!

- Hey! - Look out!

Everyone, move!

Whoa!

- Whoa! - Whoa!

Ooh!

Oh!

Attention, students of Monster High!

When the bell tolls three,

it will be time for

spring break!

Next time put some muscle into it!

Oh, wait, you can't!

Hey, Howleen. Girls can't throw!

Not a good night to make fun of me, Heath.

Huh?

No!

Whoa!

Ahh...

Ghoulia's right. Isn't this carnival, like,

the perfect way to kick off spring break?

Totes! Everyone fanging out, having fun.

Even Headmistress Bloodgood is getting into it.

If you do all your homework, I see an "A" in your future.

Oh! Hilarious. That's awesome.

I'm so charged up for our big trip.

- Have you packed yet? - I have nine full suitcases.

And that's just for shoes!

No, Lagoona hasn't told Gil yet.

She wants it to be a surprise!

- Is Spectra coming? - Sorry, ghouls, I can't make it.

My family is taking me to see some of their old haunts.

Should make for some great ghost stories for my blog.

- Hey, won this for you! - Oh, Clawd.

- So sweet. - I'm gonna go win more!

Ugh.

Let's go find Lagoona and Gil.

Whoa!

Oh!

Gil, remember how you said you didn't have anywhere to go for spring break?

Well, I've got a surprise for you, mate!

Oh, yeah? I love surprises.

My folks are sending a boat to take all of us to the Great Barrier Reef!

You'll finally get to meet them!

Meet your parents?

Oh!

Whoa... Whoa!

Hey, this is fun. Check me out!

Deuce, cheap carnival prizes don't win themselves.

Yes!

Happy now?

We need more!

It's a maze, I could get lost in there.

- Oh, the horror! The horror! - I know!

Even wax statues of normies look stupid! They're so weird!

- Talk about freaks! - Manny Taur!

You can't call someone a freak just because they're different!

Now, go apologize.

To the statues?

- Go! - Okay, okay!

Whoo!

Whoa!

Aw, Clawd.

Oh!

So, y'all are headin' to the Great Barrier Reef?

- Awesome, right? - You bet.

The boat's picking us up at the catacombs docks tomorrow morning.

Hoo-wee! That sounds like a hoot. Sorry, I can't join you.

I'm heading to the music festival in Squalor's Holler.

I'd love to go with you guys, too,

but Deuce and I are heading to an X-Scream sports camp.

Seven days of shreddin', dunkin', splashin' and crashin'! Aw, yeah!

Yo, Gil, Great Barrier Reef?

You must be pumped!

Yeah. Whoo-hoo.

- Gil's afraid of meeting my folks. - Oh, right.

Freshwater, saltwater.

I told him no one cares anymore.

Easy for you to say, you're from the sea. They're gonna hate me.

That's not true. It'll be fun.

Oh, no. I'm sorry, mate.

No biggie. I borrowed that stuff from my big sister, Nefera, anyway.

- Awesome. - Amazing.

This is the life, huh, ghouls?

- Totally. - Best spring break ever.

Even though I'm used to the royal treatment,

this is truly something special.

You're gonna love the Great Barrier Reef, Gil.

It's the most beautiful place in the world.

I just wish it wasn't full of sea creatures.

Gil, you're starting to sound like your parents.

"Ooh, yeah! A thousand lakes. No salt in my water!"

I'm sorry, but the ocean is a scary place for someone like me.

- What are you so afraid of? - Everything!

There's all sorts of scary fish

and monsters that would just love to get their flippers on a freshwater guy like me.

Plus, the normies have polluted it so much

that you can't even see three feet down!

Who knows what lies beneath?

Exactly. You don't know.

Which is why you shouldn't judge it before you see it.

What's that?

- It's an island chain, mate. - Then why is it moving?

Oh, no! Somebody released a kraken!

Uh, what was that you were saying about the sea?

"Perfectly safe"?

Where is it? Where did I put...

Kipling! Kipling!

Yes, sir, Mr. Farnum, sir.

Where's my trading route map? I can't find anything in this mess!

Ah...

Yes! Calamity Island.

We can sell them gryphon tongues.

I convinced them that they grant immortality.

But we haven't got any gryphon tongue left, sir.

We already sold everything that wasn't nailed down, sir.

Our situation is dire, Kipling. We're dead broke.

Help!

- Save us! - Over here! Please help us!

- Over here! - Please, help us!

- Over here! - Help! Help!

Eureka! Oh, Kipling, look at them.

Glorious, amazing, hideous monsters.

Almost as hideous as you.

- That they are, sir. - This is it!

The public will pay top dollar to gaze upon such hideous monstrosities.

We're back in business!

You mean our old freak show, sir?

That's right, Kipling!

Bartelby Farnum's Traveling Freak Show and Grotesquery!

I think it's time to invite them aboard.

They see us! Yes!

We are saved! Oh, boy!

- Thanks so much, mate! - You saved us!

- It's nothing. - On the contrary,

it is our distinct pleasure having you aboard our humble watercraft.

Bartelby Farnum, at your service.

What an interesting boat. What do you do?

What do I do?

The better question is, what don't I do?

I sell things, I buy things, I buy things and sell them.

I sell 'em and buy 'em back.

I find things that need finding,

I hide things that need hiding and vicey versy.

Got a problem? I can fix it.

Torn coat? I can mend it.

I do what needs to be done, I say what needs to be said.

All for a nominal fee of course.

But mostly, I entertain.

Ooh! Wow!

That's amazing.

Mr. Farnum? Do you think you could drop us off at the Great Barrier Reef?

If it's not too far out of your way.

It would be to my great delight, madam.

There's no hurry or anything, if you've got more important things.

Frankie Stein. Pleased to meet you.

You! You, you look just like...

Kipling, see to their things. I'll be in my cabin.

Can't find it. Must be here.

Ah!

It's uncanny. Oh... A spitting image.

The creature has eluded me for years.

How many times have I scoured the island hunting for its lair?

And now, this Frankie girl is going to help me obtain the greatest prize of all.

I took care of our guests. Everything all right, sir?

Oh, yes, we're making an unscheduled stop.

Oh, my Ra!

Hurry, hurry! Step right up!

Behold, Skull Shores!

Whoa.

Coolio!

- Love it! - Totes!

Don't be shy.

Feast your eyes upon the most magnificent, mysterious,

monstrously marvelous island that time ever forgot!

- Check it! - Totally awesome!

What about the Great Barrier Reef?

This is merely a temporary stop, my dear,

one night only.

For recuperation and supplies.

And now, may I present to you,

the Skull Shores' only indigenous people,

the Tiki!

Um...

Are they dangerous?

Far from it. The Tiki people are the friendliest,

most welcoming beings I have ever encountered

in my multitudinous travels.

Oh, wow.

The Tiki people will show you to your quarters.

And as an added bonus,

one member of your little troupe will be getting the royal treatment.

You shouldn't have!

What?

Me? I don't know.

Whoa!

Ooh!

A ghoul could get used to this.

Why is Frankie getting the royal treatment?

Cell phones not work on this island.