Don Dracula

Tezuka Osamu's Don Dracula

Bijin womireba yodare ga zururi

Kokoro wakuwaku ashi motohazumu

Senzo daidai nijuujinkaku

Zunoumeiseki iq wa dora q ra

Ningen minna suki nanosa

Narouze oirato tomodachi ni

Nerima noyashikiha ittsu paradaisu

Kurashi yoinosa donto paradaisu

Donto donto donto dorakyura

Donto donto donto don paradaisu

Nerima noyashikiha ittsu paradaisu

Kurashi yoinosa donto paradaisu

Donto donto donto dorakyura

Donto donto donto don paradaisu

"Let's go! Naked monsters"

Dracula... "Let's go! Naked monsters"

"Let's go! Naked monsters"

That's a beautiful shell!

A pink shell. As beautiful as you.

Ah, what did you say, Nobuhiko-kun?

Sorry, we didn't go to school...

But I wanted to go to the beach with you. That's why...

Ah, yes...

Chocola.

Yes?

- The thing is... - What?

I'll probably have to transfer to another school.

It's still unsure, but...

- Because of my father's job. - Ah, I see...

- Okay, shall we leave? - Yes.

Let's run back home!

Nobuhiko-kun, there's a house.

- Let's take a look. - Yes.

"Institute for the Research on Vampire Annihilation."

Eh? What happens to vampires there?

It's an institute for the research on vampire annihilation.

What do they mean by annihilation?

Let's see...

Those who are a risk to society,

like vampires, they want to make them disappear.

Eh, no...

Sounds interesting. Do you want to have a look inside?

I'll come with the Sci-Fi Society one day.

Those who are a risk to society, like vampires...

Make them disappear...

Chocola, what's wrong?

Chocola!

You idiot!

Chocola!

Hi! We meet again. How are you?

I'm Yasu the bat. Have you learned my name yet?

Anyway, Nobuhiko is a bit clumsy, right?

Chocola is a vampire's daughter.

If someone says something like that, it's going to hurt her.

By the way, what do you think that Institute is about?

Shall I have a look? C'mon!

This is an important case!

Open the door! Open now, you criminal!

We have you surrounded!

There's no one here. Come back next month and I'll pay you.

Hey.

Is this for the electricity or the gas bill?

I'll pay by the end of the month. Come back then.

By the end of the month, I'll have some days off!

I won't be working. Hey, naughty man...

I said I'm not home.

Who are you?!

Don't be surprised when I tell you.

Saying it when I'm asked would be out of place,

but I was born in Enshu, and I live in Hamamatsu.

I'm the great inspector Murai

from Sector Two of Police Investigation, that's me.

Surrender, you're under arrest!

- Detective, don't go off on your own. - I'm all right!

Detective, don't waste your bullets or your superior will be...

Nonsense!

I became a police officer to do all this. That's all the fun I get.

How would I eat Yokan if I were scared of my superiors?

- That's none of your business! - Sorry!

What's going to happen to me?

Calm down, I'm here to arrest you.

How can you carry on shooting without changing the magazine?

Don't be so serious.

This is a cartoon, anything is possible here.

You... You are doing bad things to the ladies, aren't you?

- Confess. - Haven't you read the sign outside?

The sign?

Wait a minute.

What does the A B C D E mean?

It is "Institute for the Research on Vampire Annihilation."

Is that written in German?

No, it's cartoon language.

I'm Professor Helsing.

And this is a laboratory for anti-vampire products.

Okay. I need to check the lab.

I won't let you hide anything from me, tricky foreigner!

What? Stuffed women?

No, they're made of vinyl.

They need to be inflated and delivered one per household.

What for?

Vampires have made their appearance in Tokyo lately.

And they have sucked many people's blood.

Can't you stop laughing?

I like it!

Those fake rumors about vampires are only to hide your crimes!

But I can see that clearly!

Idiot.

Detective Murai's eyes are hollow.

Vampires are here in Japan.

If I don't stop them, Japanese girls will be their victims.

That's why I invented this!

Long ago we used to hang garlic,

but that's old fashioned now.

So, I inflate these girls with garlic powder.

The vampire arrives,

and tries to bite the doll.

He punctures the doll and the powder comes out.

The vampire will breathe it and pass out.

So, isn't this better than bug repellent?

I want you to help me out. I'd like the cooperation of the Ministry of Health.

They could build these dolls and distribute them around.

The garlic powder thing is a lie.

You use sleeping powder to make everyone sleepy,

You infiltrate their homes and steal! Confess now!

What did you say? I am...

Enough. You'll come with me to the police station.

You don't understand!

Oh, my beautiful girl. Your sweet and smooth blood

makes my heart fond.

And it makes me happier than anything else.

Come with me, and we'll enjoy some passionate time.

Come now.

Wonderful!

Wait!

Don Dracula!

You already have me! Why are you with a stranger?!

U... Ugly... Ugly Blonda!

After sucking my blood you should take responsibility!

Tonight my blood is very hot. Please, bite my neck.

Don't get any closer! Don't! I'm busy now!

Please, Count.

I won't drink from you!

What a busybody... At a moment like this!

My Count, bite my neck!

You shouldn't be here. That man belongs to me.

I don't like uglies!

I think my blood pressure is high now.

I can't take this!

Why does it keep on happening?

I'm fed up!

My Count!

No, my Count.

You shouldn't do this to your girlfriend! How cruel is that?

I did well in preparing this.

Blonda, I'll take you to a safari in Africa.

Have fun with the gorillas.

Now... beautiful ladies! Beautiful ladies!

Unforgivable!

The Embassy can tell you about me.

Shut up already!

I got upset!

And the hemorrhoids are back! It hurts!

Shut up, I said.

I've got hemorrhoids! Please, I need the toilet!

Shut up!

The Embassy can tell you about my hemorrhoids, too!

That's it!

Hello? Is this the Embassy for the Netherlands?