Bailiwick

So here we go.

Joelle, right?

Okay, I'll be you...

I don't know.

He wants like three kids and I kind of only want two, so.

I want four.

I mean, that's a lot.

You're gonna have to get like a mini van or something.

We're gonna get like a bus.

A Suburban.

- We're gonna have a charter bus for everybody

sitting together.

Yeah.

Oh, geez.

So how long are you working here till?

Are you out at like eight or?

I don't know.

Whatever the manager says.

- Yeah, he basically cut my hours.

I'm only like 10 hours.

I'm so tired of it.

- You have to get another job.

I know.

Like I'm not making enough money here.

We'll see what happens.

Not doin' it.

Nope.

I'm kind of tired...

- Excuse me. - Excuse me.

- Like my horoscope basically told me to buy that dress.

- See, you know how I was online last night.

You know dogs can't actually look up.

Ridiculous.

No, it's true.

Hence the vertebrachail association in the neck.

That's not even a word.

It's on the website.

I've been to that website.

Oh, there you are.

Thank you.

Ah, it's John, actually.

Hey, Tom.

Got your mail again.

Really?

What's up with that?

Our names aren't even close.

It's like nobody even tries around here.

Yeah.

Thanks, Joe.

It's John, actually.

Taking a little break?

No, I was just--

What does that say?

Um...

Um?

What's the matter?

Can't tell time?

What does it say?

Well, it's--

Hmm?

What does it say?

Since you can't tell time, I'll inform you of what it says.

It says it's 10:13am.

It's 10:13am, everybody.

Brett!

Ah, yeah, boss?

What time do we go on lunch?

Noon.

What's that?

12 o'clock, sir.

- And have we ever gone on lunch at 10:13am?

Nope.

Are you sure?

Yeah, yeah, yes.

No.

No, we definitely do not.

So if it's not too much trouble for you

to make your way back to your desk,

sit in it and do the job

I so graciously pay you to do.

Do you think you could do that?

Yes.

Emily.

In my office.

Yeah, no, Pangea still exists.

They discovered the ruins last year.

Oh.

In the Pacific Ocean.

Wow.

I just don't have a car right now.

You can ride there on my face.

- I just don't understand why you're putting up with that.

- Well, they were the forebearers of agriculture

is where that started, actually.

Oh.

Farming and stuff like that.

I don't want to get into it right now.

It was Mexico, right?

Yeah, no, no, it's Pangea.

Still, I'd rather...

- So I can't meet up with us tonight.

- There's no way you can't meet up tonight?

- No, I have to meet this girl from last night.

- There is no way that earth is round.

- Do you know bananas actually have a lot less potassium?

Oh, yeah?

Are you gonna eat this?

- Africa is actually real disproportionate on--

I've heard that before that, yeah.

On Tungsten projections.

Yeah, exactly.

I've noticed that Greenland is so much larger

in real life.

Yeah, it's actually.

When I met him he had long, dark hair

with red streaks in it and I was like, done!

Done as in no?

No, done as in yes.

I love that.

Okay.

I can't get enough shaggy-haired boys.

Ew, I mean, it's shaggy-haired.

If I wanted a boy I'd want him like Justin Timberlake.

- I would rather bang Justin Bieber.

- Yeah, well this one could fill a book.

Whoa, okay, well.

Hey, we're having a show.

You should come.

Okay.

Is this what I pay you for?

Hmm?

No.

Are you unclear about what your job is?

I'm sure your mommy and daddy told you

you could do whatever you wanted to do

and be whatever you wanted to be,

but your mommy and daddy aren't here.

Here you be

what I want you to be

and you do what I tell you to do.

Nothing else.

- Sales has always been inferior to (mumbles).

It's obvious.

It's in the care accounts of the...

- I don't know, that's just amazing.

That's, that's, wow.

I did it twice, twice.

Wow, twice?

Twice.

Wow, dude, seriously.

Hi.

Small or large?

Small?

Have a great day.

Can I help who's next?

Hey, it's you.

You came to the show!

That'll be $20.

Hey, you two.

Get going, get going.

Well, you come for the show.

I take you.