American Wisper

So.

Henry is Norris' best friend, all right?

One day, he goes over to Norris' house,

Norris' wife, Andrea, answers the door.

Says "Hey, how you doin'?

"Norris isn't home right now."

He says, "Hey, how you doin'?"

And proceeds to take out $1000 cash.

He says to Andrea, "I always liked you.

"How about I give you this $1000 in cash,

"and we go upstairs before the man comes in."

Andrea, now she's looking at this $1000.

Just like most of us, she could use that cash.

So they go upstairs.

10, 15 minutes later they come back down.

Well, two hours or so, Norris comes back home.

Says, "Hey baby, how you doin'?

"Henry come by here today?"

Now, this catches Andrea off guard.

She's a little shaken.

"Yeah, he was here earlier."

Norris says, "Good, he was bringing me

"that $1000 he owes me."

Wisper, you're really fucked up, man.

Ain't nothin' but a joke.

Oh god, hello there, J.

Chanel Four News.

You mean to tell me you finally got caught for something?

Turn off the fuckin' camera!

Nah, nah, it's nothing like that.

We're just shooting something for posterity.

Yeah, prosterity, your prosterity.

It's posterity, but I get what you're saying.

- Get you something there? - All right man.

Don't get me on that thing.

What's the matter, Carter?

You got something to hide?

No sir, I just don't like my picture taken.

Okay, okay.

Straight on him.

Hey!

Hey, how you doin' brother?

She's quite the looker.

Hey yeah you know, that's Laura.

She's an old friend.

She knows what to do with that camera.

- She does web designs. - Hi.

Yeah?

So how is that son of yours?

Oh man, he just got a football scholarship.

That is fantastic!

Gonna be a defensive end!

As long as he ain't no tight end.

Fuck you.

You really gotta relax.

You're gonna get high blood pressure like that.

Breathe a little bit, you know what I mean?

J, there's a couple of them over there.

A couple of them right here.

I got 'em.

Can we change the music?

No, J loves his jazz.

Get this.

Kelp, you underage, get out.

And you, you tell Uno, ain't no dealing in my bar.

Says who?

Say me, mother fucker.

Fuck you!

Fuck me, huh?

I told you.

Ain't no dealing in my establishment.

I said it once, the gun speaks next time.

Get the fuck out.

Bye.

You're gonna get what's coming to you.

Yeah, that sounds good.

That's not necessary

but y'all keep going though, it's fine.

Everybody is safe, get back to your,

hey, how you doing?

Good move, honey.

Appreciate it.

It's just getting a little bit of happy

with these losers.

They just don't learn.

Oh I was hoping you wanted someone to play with.

In my movie, well you see

I'm the only star of this here film.

Say thought why don't you leave

your name, number and your bra size, oh really.

You know what, just make that your name and your number.

Oh okay.

I'll be right with you.

Delete, hmm, come on.

Yo boss.

Those kids'll never learn.

Get you something?

Nah, I'm good.

Hey.

Oasis.

Right.

Me close up for you?

Yeah, appreciate it.

My man.

Off to the Oasis.

Yeah!

Apollo!

Here we are.

Yup, hey everyone.

Josiah in the house.

Gee, thanks for waiting, J.

Billy boy!

How you doing?

Hey, all right.

What's up?

Shit.

Father!

Does your bishop know you're in my establishment?

Indeed he does.

I gotta find my audience.

So get to work.

Shh.

But seriously, how's your parish doing?

This ain't exactly the richest neighborhood in the world.

The Lord always finds a way to help.

Yeah he does.

Oh, God bless you Josiah.

Appreciate, appreciate.

Oh, you know what I like.

So he's behaving himself?

When he ain't hammin' it out.

Baby, this is my ace camera girl Laura.

This is Melonie.

She's my Special Projects Manager.

Really?

So what project she manage?

I'm just kidding.

Get you something, honey?

I'm set, thanks.

Josiah?

Hmm.

- Come here. - Okay.

Be right there.

What's up, brother?

- All right. - How you doin'?

It's a nice good night for a weeknight, huh?

Mhmm.

So I'm home?

Movie yeah, I'm just planning to make tonight.

- Okay. - Appreciate it.

So.

How's it going so far, really?

We need some other family.

The kids, that makes sense.

Yeah, little family time.

So I can, I'll set that up.

But you know, we're done here, you can go home.

Okay.

All right.

Manager, manager?

You're not pissed off at me or anything?

This has been a long and busy day.

Plus I don't know if I wanna be a part

of your little movie.

Just having a little fun.

I'm not really planning on keeping all night, anyway.

Enough.

So you know, Willy's closing at Lion's Den.

How about we get a pie and go to your place?

You think I'm really gonna let you drive

all the way to Jersey this late?

Nah, I could always just bunk up on your couch, you know?

J, you ain't never sleep on nobody's couch.

Enough.

Come on, go home, I'll see you tomorrow.

Okay.

This stuff come in from Antonio's okay?

Got it, boss.

All right, wanna drink?

Willy did some coffee.

So you ready for some family stuff?

Sure.

Cool, I gotta stop by my accountant

and then we'll head to Jersey, all right?

Whenever you're ready.

I'm ready, come on.

Okay.

All right, Willy.

Don't know what I'd do without you.

Can we go faster?

Turn it down.

So this is the neighborhood.

Look, look, make sure you get her.

Okay.

Hey!

Hey Miss Casale.

Hey.

Gotta love the neighbors.

Treat me like that now,

wait till I'm a billionaire.