Lechuza

Okay, guys, here we go.

Let's go on our great camping road trip. Woo-hoo.

Woo.

I think it's nice that you wanna do this and do that.

What do you call that thing? Famventure.

You love to brag, don't you? Oh my gosh.

Let's just get on the road. Always.

Let's get on the road. Alright?

Be sure you get a shot of me with my cool guy glasses on.

Let's roll.

Get outta here.

Dumbass.

Who's so excited for our trip?

I am.

You guys ready for the great famventure?

I am. Yes.

Sure, sure.

So what do y'all guys wanna talk about?

Nothing.

Hun. Can you help me out here?

What are you guys learning in school?

I'm a senior. Like a lot.

That's what you learned in school? Huh?

That's what you learned in school? Yes.

I learned that the North Star is gonna be the Vega star.

The earth is tilting at 23.5 degrees off it's axis.

Wow. Look at my niece. A Harvard graduate. Really?

What does that even mean, anyway?

I don't know what that means.

What does, what does that mean?

It means the earth's off balance.

Oh hmmm.

Well, I guess we better start saving this earth then.

Oh, watch it with this guy. What? Oh, there's a biker on the street.

Biker on the street. What do you know?

Going cross country. Nice.

He's so cool.

I'm going country.

Like your earing. You like my... Oh, thank you.

Yeah. Nice earrings, Pearl. Yeah. Your, your uncle.

Your tio got 'em for me.

That's what I do. Can you get me some?

Can you get me some? If you like earrings, I'll get you some.

Y'all know how to like survive in the woods, right?

What do you mean survive?

Just staying alive?

Sure. I think so. Yeah. I mean.

That is not reassuring.

That is not reassuring.

That's a good one.

What are you eyeing me for?

What am I doing? I'm recording you.

I'm recording you to keep memories.

Your memories.

But you already have us in your memory.

I already have you in your No, I want them on footage

so I can remember us.

Is it like film bad? I don't remember you.

On your 11th birthday.

No, it's not film bad. I don't remember you.

You don't remember me?

Well, that's because I'm barely gonna marry your uncle.

I've been in your life for two years.

What do you mean you don't remember? You remember me?

It's because you were a little girl when we last saw you.

You were a little baby. She was three. She was three.

I know she was three. Now she's older.

I'm already six. Or five.

No, you're five. Five.

I didn't even know my age.

That's not good.

I'm kidding.

Senile.

So kids.

What do y'all like to do for fun?

Besides, you know, learning

and being super smart all the time? I like to go to Urbaneer.

Wait, what's that? Urbaneer?

No. Oh my God. Wait.

Learning's fun. What? Huh?

What's your favorite subject, Elijah?

What's a subject? You'll get there.

My favorite subject is probably gonna be... I mean. Math.

I'm, I'm good at math. I'm in algebra.

Oh, look at that. What? You see that it fell.

Yeah.

Is there any raccoons?

I wanna see a raccoon.

Look at there.

Oh, everything. Wow.

Nice. I saw something.

It's such a beautiful day outside.

I know, it's cause I'm here. Why?

Why is there all these rocks?

Why not? Are you calling rocks ugly?

Yeah. I'm gonna take rock. No, no.

I, I can open the door right now. Whoop.

Interesting.

Alright, well, I'm gonna take a turnaround somewhere around here.

So.

Did we miss a turn?

It's your birthday, so. Yeah,

it's, it's, it's my birthday.

So stop.

Hello.

Hello llama.

Como te llama?

Como te llama.

Okay, let's go.

What's your favorite music Elijah?

Me?

Yeah. You.

That is hard, I like a lot of music.

That's cool.

I mean, I like...

Stop, stop.

I like Old Rock.

It's so pretty out here. Look at all the trees.

I know.

It's really nice. Yeah.

Stop.

Okay. Stay here with the kids.

I'm, I'm gonna go check it out.

Hurry, because I gotta pee.

Ma'am.

Do you need help?

Are you okay?

Hurry up. Come on. I really gotta pee.

Hey, is everything okay?

I don't know.

I think she's...

She's crying.

I don't know. Let's just get going.

We shouldn't leave her here. We should help her.

Elena. We have to let it go. Trust me.

Why? What if she needs something?

Hi, creepy lady.

I can't believe you just left her there.

Elena.

I didn't get a good feeling. Okay.

Oh, now you didn't get a good feeling.

That's not what I'm talking about.

Something was wrong with her. She was off.

What if she needed help? You can't just leave her there.

Trust me. Okay. Just let it go.

Are we here?

We're almost there.

Okay, uh, where are we?

I don't know.

Hey, we need to find a restroom.

I really need to go.

Hurry. Come on. I, I really gotta pee.

Dang it.

It's closed.

Look, there's an opening right there.

Just go inside.

Oh my gosh.

Is this safe?

You can't go around grabbing kids like that!

What's wrong with you?!

Wait, aren't you that?

Just forget it. Just leave us alone.

Hey, It's open.

Oh God.

Hey, what's going on? Is everything okay?

Everything's fine.

No it's not.

The old lady grabbed me and drooled all over me.

What?!

Can I, can I have like a towel?

Yes.

Here,

Let's just go.

We're leaving.

Uh, yeah.

Let's just go.

Stop!

Ah, gosh.

What is her problem? I dunno.

What is your deal lady? Do you need help?

Is there someone I can call?

Anyone?

Smack her.

Hello? Anybody in there?

Can you please move outta the way? We gotta get going.

You need help. You need help.

Oh God.

I don't know what her problem is.

Is that the same lady from the street? Yes.

How did she get back over here so fast?

I don't know.

Just ignore her guys.

What did she do on our windshield?

Eww, is that blood?

Oh my God.

Let's just get going guys, come on.

Let go of the window!

Oh my God!

You're lucky I'm not calling the cops.

Great start to the fan venture. Right Guys?