Urusei Yatsura (うる星やつら)

URUSEI YATSURA

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

...love you, love you, love you the best!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

On nights when the stars are twinkling...

I dream all about you.

I love you, but you act like you don't know.

I bet you're crazy for someone else by now!

Ah! Men all have so many loves.

Ah! You're spreading them all over...

and making me worry!

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

love you the best! Love you the best!

Lum's Education Lecture Course for Boys

Let's see...

My fortune for today is... Wha?

Darling!

What?

I'm really bored! Come on, let's play!

Oh, are you telling your fortune with playing cards?

Oh! Was it a good reading? Hey, show me, show me!

Man, you are so obnoxious...

I'm going out for a while.

Take me with you!

No way!

You're going girl-hunting, aren't you.

Hey, let's you and I go out on a date.

Here!

Here! OK!

So long, Lum!

Don't come following me!

Darling, you...!

Oh... this is...

Oh, Lum! I was just looking at Ataru's photo album.

Oh, show me, show me.

This is Darling?

That's right.

"At a booth with an unknown girl..."

"Ate all of it by himself." How cute!

"The embarrassment of 7-5-3 Day..."

You were so young and pretty.

Well, a little.

"I'll never forget this." Father was young, too, wasn't he.

Well...

"Right afterwards, wet his pants."

It is recommended that Java Sparrows be raised from chicks.

Birds raised this way will be well-domesticated...

and will not escape even when let out of the cage.

If you start with an adult sparrow...

it will be cautious and not perch on your hand.

There is also a danger of it escaping.

Hey, hey, hey, look! Lum, look at this!

This was taken the day we decided to buy this house.

We were both young then...

This house was pretty, just like me...

See, it's flown away.

"lfyou start with an adult sparrow...

"it will be cautious and not perch on your hand.

"There is also a danger of it escaping. "

I've got it!

The basic time machine!

I'll go to Darling while he's still a chick...

The time, ten years ago. The place, the vacant lot.

Now let's see...

I'll go from here!

We're all set!

Wha...?

Huh? Cherry's still the same as now...

That's strange. I was sure I'd gone to ten years ago.

Ah, Uncle!

Hi.

Did you not go on a trip, after all?

I'll leave for my trip once I finish eating. Do you want some, Sakura?

That's Sakura...?

No thanks!

I'll upset my stomach! I can't have the runs lowering my energy.

If you don't eat, your energy won't go up. You are in poor health, after all.

Bye-bye!

Time trip successful! Yay!

For ten years, it hasn't changed much.

That's Darling's elementary school!

He's coming out! I'm so excited!

Da...Darling!

I can't tell which one's Darling...

Po, po, po. Pigeon, po, po...

I still haven't been able to memorize it...

Po. Po. Po... Um, um... Do you want beans or not yet?

Let's all be friendly pigeons, po, po. Um, um...

Drip, drip, splash, splash, pigeon, po, po.

Wow! Darling's so cute! I found him! Cute!

Oh yeah!

With this doll, I'll train him... huh?

He's gone already. Oh! Take my eyes off him for even an instant...

Hey, hey...

Hey, hey... What?

That kid's been following us for a while now.

Cute!

Don't do it!

Is your house this way, little boy?

No, don't!

Miss...

What is it, little boy?

Now, go home.

Li...Little boy, I...Iet go of me! Oh, oh, no... No!

See, I told you so! The boy is notorious around here!

His nickname is the snapping- turtle first grader.

"Snapping-turtle?!"

Unless you distract him with something else, he just won't go away.

Thank you very much.

Here, boy, don't you want it?

Yeah.

Here!

Now's our chance!

Now's our chance! Thanks!

Huh? They're gone... that's weird.

What are you doing? How pitiful!

Ataru!

Oh... Shinobu!

Shi...nobu?!

Hey, Ataru, let's play house.

Oh, OK!

Let's go.

Yep.

Wardrobe... Vanity...

Bureau... Dear, take off your clothes in here...

OK...

You only have to pretend...

Oh, OK.

Sink, refrigerator, table... Dear, what do you want for dinner tonight?

Instant ramen.

My, your family has poor eating habits...

I'll make you something delicious today, so ask for anything.

OK, then... Well, uh... Cup-O-Noodles.

That's so boring.

OK, I'll make you a hamburger steak!

OK!

Man, even as a little child, Shinobu is already working on Darling!

Here you go, Dear, thank you for waiting.

Here I go!

Just pretend! Just pretend!

Oh, I see... just pretend.

Now I will make some dessert. OK?

OK.

Who are you, Miss?

It doesn't matter who I am.

This is our house! No solicitors or insurance salesmen.

She's quick-tempered for a child.

Hey, come play with me!

OK! Let's play!

OK! Let's play! Dear!

Dear!

Dear!

Dear, here's your dessert! A real candy!

I like you, Shinobu.

If you touch any woman besides me, this is what you'll get.

I'm home!

Oh, you're home early.

Really?

You've been rejected by some girl. You probably came on too strong, eh?

How can you tell?

Oh. Your mother knows everything.

Mysterious...