Mad Men

Previously on Mad Men...

Those of you who meet the qualifications will receive an interview.

- Je voudrais mas Harry. - Good morning.

Beans, they have to be cool.

Don, you know what I'm talking about.

Things aren't perfect.

Mohawk is coming in, I brought them in.

What do you know about that?

This does not involve you, Roger.

I know what you see in her...

and you could have gotten it without marrying.

Betty, are you ready?

It's stuck.

What about now?

Henry: Betty!

I'll get it. Just go.

Betty. The car is here!

What's going on? We've got to go.

Darling, I just don't think I can go tonight.

What's the matter?

It's... a woman's thing.

Is there any way you could play with pain?

It's the junior league of New York.

I don't want to do it without you.

Your mother will be there. It'll be very endearing.

Forgive me on the way?

Thank you.

Say "au revoir."

Bon jour, Marie.

Marie, I can't understand you.

- Moustiques? - Mosquitoes.

Okay, mama.

We can't let Heinz beat us there.

He has a name, you know.

And do you know what that is?

Are you kidding me?

He's the only man I want to please more than you.

And your father.

I'm the baby. They miss me.

So, Megan, you're French. I suppose I should ask you what looks good.

I'm Canadian.

Although for all we know, they are, too.

You know, back in Pittsburgh,

everybody's pretty much who you expect them to be.

Or you know them forever.

Raymond and I met in high school.

Well, then we've been married longer than you.

- I told you he was smooth. - How did you two meet?

- Well... - At work.

Don was divorced.

Well, that's none of my business.

You have a teenage daughter, Emily.

- How's her summer? - It's tough.

She's around the house all the time.

Too old for camp, too young for a job.

- I say let her enjoy it. - I agree.

You don't sound so happy about it when I get home.

Well, the music is so loud.

Do you know the Rolling Stones, Don?

- Sure. - The Stones.

She can't get enough of them.

The other night, she's playing this song "Time, Time Is On Your Side."

- "Time Is On My Side." - Yes, it is, dear.

Well, it's catchy. And I was thinking,

what if they were to sing, you know,

"Heinz, Heinz, Heinz is on my side"?

Or something like that. I don't know.

They're gonna be in New York.

Emily almost jumped in our bags with us when she heard we were coming.

Maybe you could, you know,

get them to record it while they're here.

Well, that's not exactly the way it works,

but we can certainly approach them.

This is boring. Am I right, Megan?

- Yes? - ( Laughing )

Clara, where is Roger?

Caroline says the meeting is in his office.

You wanted to see me?

I was waiting in my office to give you some good news.

Drinking good news?

Mohawk called.

You're welcome.

They haven't informed their agency,

but I'm told it's a matter of hours.

Welcome back, suckers.

I think you should handle the account.

- So, they asked for me? - They enjoy your company.

And since you were here when they were here,

they think you know their business.

I know Hank from the war. He likes vodka.

Jack likes Jack. Anything else?

So you're aware they've taken on $54 million in debt

to replace their planes? And there's a mechanic strike looming.

- Although they'll likely be spared. - So far, so good.

Don and I have been trying to explain to Lane

this is a daily business and we'll need a dedicated copywriter.

I don't understand why Miss Olson can't handle it.

Because these guys are gonna ask her to make drinks.

We're still paying Don, aren't we?

Don's not going to rewrite local fare ads three times a week.

That's all it is?

Just get a guy with basic retail experience and run with it.

Congratulations!

Lane, smile. We've got an airline.

Morning. I'm here to see Don.

Yes, just a minute. Mr. Draper.

Mr. Crane to see you.

Just a minute, dawn.

Is Don in a meeting?

He's with Mrs. Draper.

Thank you, dawn.

You're welcome.

It's so confusing.

People keep saying that.

But we haven't had any problems.

You haven't. But out in the office,

it's really hard to tell who's who.

- Hello, Harry. - Good morning.

Backstage Forest Hills tennis stadium Saturday night,

put your hands together for the Rolling Stones.

And how would you gauge their interest?

The manager sounded greedy. I thought we'd take one car.

- I'll drive. - It starts at 8:00.

But apparently they're always late. I thought we could grab a bite.

There's a dynamite Italian restaurant with a first-rate veal parm.

- Nope. - Good.

Then I will be ready at 7:30 having eaten.

Have dawn pencil it in.

- Hello, Pauline. - Hello, dear.

I just wanted to see how you were feeling.

Aren't you sweet to come all the way over here

when a phone call would've sufficed?

Are the children home?

They're at day camp. You know that.

Betty, you were sorely missed last night.

Well, that's good to hear, I guess.

You've missed a bunch of these, Betty.

Pauline...

And I'm sure he never shows it,

but it upsets Henry when you're not there.

I want him to be happy.

And you being with him is part of that.

I wasn't feeling well.

Honey, I know how it happens.

You get comfortable and you give up a little bit.

And then it just gets out of control.

There are things you can do about this.

There are pills you can take.

Why haven't you taken them?

Believe me, I would if I could.

I have a heart condition.

And honestly, at my age,

I don't have to please men anymore.

But you...

Don't you want to get back

into that incredible closet of yours again?

It'll be easy for you.

You're just one of those girls.

- Thank you, dawn. - ( Laughs )

- What's so funny? - She was the most qualified.

We've got great news,

but assume this is for your ample ears only.

Is it about Heinz and the Rolling Stones?

- What? - No.

Harry's such a liar.

Baked beans and the Rolling Stones.

A client's idea if I ever heard one.

Mohawk airlines is returning.

That's great. That's a big fish.

It's a minnow, but it's our minnow.

Well, I obviously have experience.

- I mean, at a low level, but I saw how it worked. - Your plate is full.

And, frankly, Mohawk is going to insist on a regular copywriter.

- Someone with a penis. - I'll work on that.

Call in books. You're the search committee.

- Okay, when? - Immediately.

Now, this is gonna be my account.

So I don't want just some hack with retail experience.

He should be brilliant and have awards.

I want you to bring me a good-looking version of Don.

Oh, that'll be easy.

- Mrs. Francis. - Hello.

So nice of you to see me so quickly.

Well, slow day.

What seems to be the

well, it's just that I've been wondering--

I've put on a few pounds

and I haven't had much luck reducing on my own for some reason.

Well, with middle-aged women, it gets easier to put it on and harder to take it off.

Well, a friend told me it'd be easier

if you gave me diet pills.

Just to give me a little jump-start.

Is your friend a doctor?

No.

Give you a prescription well, I'm not going to

without giving you an exam.

For diet pills?

If you think it's necessary.

Mrs. Francis, when a housewife has a rapid weight gain,

the cause is usually psychological--