Bodyguard Ugal-Ugalan

Hello, I'm Syahrini.

Look at my beauty walk.

Forward, forward, pretty.

Backward, backward, pretty.

That is my manager.

And that one is my chief bodyguard.

And these are all my bodyguards.

What do you think? Magnificent, right?

Oil!

- Oil, sir? - Oil!

If you never gave a hundred thousand or even a million, then try it.

Give your money with all your heart.

And I swear to God, in my whole life I can feel good karma.

Stop, thief!

Stop! Thief!

That's my car!

My phone! Stop!

Can I have a car, please?

Where is Jessica?

I need to pass gas.

It's not that bad.

- Come on. Let's go. - Where to go?

We're still waiting for the clients.

They were in the back seat the whole time.

Excuse me, Miss. Let me help you with that.

It's all good now.

- Thank you. - You're welcome, Miss.

That feels good! Thanks!

My car drove by itself...

Car! Oh, my God.

Hey, car!

The car drove itself.

I think it's locked. Maybe it's closed?

Move over.

How come you can't do something as simple as opening a door?

We will have a meeting with our boss.

- Go in there. - Lolo.

- Why me? - Hurry up!

If you can't push the door, try pulling it.

- It's stuck. - Useless. Move!

Am I wrong again?

Watch how a senior does it.

- Senior. - See?

- Hello. - Yes, ma'am.

- Come on in. - Yes, ma'am.

Any of you know your fault?

Acho. You lost a car just because you helped a beggar.

That was an accident, ma'am.

- And Boris. - Yes, ma'am.

Smashed our client's face with a golf club?

That was an accident, too.

- And you! - That was just a small gas.

In front of your clients!

I...

Just because of a skirt, you lost our car!

Well, I meant to help her...

What kind of bodyguard are you?

You're a disgrace to our brand!

Seeing that all of you have done very terrible mistakes...

...in fulfilling your duties...

...the board and I have decided...

...to terminate all of you.

Immediately.

- What? - What the...

Except you.

You're not fired. Just demoted as a driver.

What?

Excuse me.

How come Lolo didn't get fired?

He's Mrs. Erin's nephew.

Talk about nepotism.

No wonder an unfit body like his can be a bodyguard.

Hopeless.

What were you whispering?

That was the neighbour... I mean, it was nothing, ma'am.

Why are you still here? Get out!

Come back tomorrow for your severance pay.

Get out!

What are you doing here?

- But I'm not... - Get out!

Next time, do your job carefully, okay? Don't be reckless like them.

- Understood, ma'am. - Good.

Spare some change?

Spare some change?

- Not another one. - Spare some change?

Wait a second.

Hello, baby. How are you?

Yes. I'm in a meeting.

Okay. So, I'll meet you at the office in 5 minutes.

Okay?

What are you staring at? Go away!

It's so hard to get a job in Jakarta.

Wait, I should collect my severance pay today.

What time is it? I left my watch.

And I left my phone, too.

Who can tell me what time it is? I'll better go and ask someone.

Sir. Excuse me. Can I ask something?

Yes, what is it?

What time is it?

Wait a second.

It's now twelve twenty-three.

Twelve twenty-three? Oh, I see.

- Thanks, Sir. - You're welcome.

Sir. Sorry, but one more question.

How did you know it's 12:23?

You just touched the cow's balls.

Are you some kind of a psychic?

It's not psychic at all. If I need to look at the time...

...I need to move the balls over.

Now I can tell what time it is.

I thought you have some kind of power. Just some stupid clock.

- Thank you, sir. - Anytime.

Only three of us who are supposed to receive the severance pay.

What are you doing here, rusty barrel? Trying to irritate us?

I don't know. I'm just asked to sign a new contract.

Yeah, but you can do it later. Show some respect to us.

But it's not my fault I still get to keep my job.

It's your fault. You should've asked to be fired.

- I should've asked? - Did you ask?

- No. - That's why. It's your fault.

So I need to ask to be fired?

- How do beggars get their money? - By asking.

- Did you ask? Then it's your fault! - No.

But it's not my fault. It's my brain's fault.

My brain told me not to ask to be fired.

- Let's go. - Kak Tua, wait.

It was my brain. Kak Tua!

Kak Tua...

- You're here for your severance pay? - Yes.

Okay, you guys can wait in the waiting room.

- Okay then. - It was my brain...

I swear to God, it was my brain!

Kak Tua!

Left my home this morning, and I'm still here at the office...

...just waiting for severance pay, and it's already dark now.

I'm so hungry. I just had a water since this morning.

Your face is hideous!

- Erin! - Inces!

- Oh my God, how are you? - I'm good.

This Diva keeps getting prettier!

Really? Oh, stop it.

This is my manager.

- Nina. - Hi, Nina.

This is my friend that I told you, Erin. She's my friend from college.

Yeah, I told you about her.

You know, back in our college, Inces was very idolized by many!

Seriously, a lot of guys fell in love with her.

- Oh, come on. - Come on in.

- Is this your office? - Yes, dear.

Snazzy!

So what brings you here?

Yeah, here's what happened.

Last night, an intruder broke into my house. Can you imagine that?

- An intruder? - Yeah.

I don't know, maybe it's a robber or hater or stalker.

- Really? - Yeah. Here's what's going on.

I think I heard something.

What is that noise?

- Ghost! - Thief!

Yadi! Herti! Help me!

- What's wrong, ma'am? - There was a thief.

A thief? Where is he? How dare he mess with me.

Relax, Inces. Tell us what happened.

I was in my room doing facial.

And then I heard noise from the kitchen, like something broke.

Maybe it was a thief.

Or it's one of your haters trying to break into this house.

We can't let that happen!

Or maybe it's a ghost staying in this house!

I'm scared!

You guys have lost your mind.

Clearly I saw a thief run away. I don't like this.

Relax, please. Don't make this situation worse.

You're making Inces afraid now.

I think I have a friend, Erin.

She owns a bodyguard company.

I will give you the number tomorrow, arrange us a meeting, okay?

Wouldn't it be a hassle if we hire some bodyguards?

It's worth the risk, as long as we're safe. Okay, Nina?

By the way, starting tonight, all of you will sleep in my room.

- That's good! - Except you, Yadi.

You will sleep in the security booth.

- Bye. - Bye.

Shit.

So that's the story, Erin.

Next month I will hold my solo concert, so I really need a bodyguard.

Because I'm just uncomfortable with this. Please help me.

Relax. No need to worry.

We have special bodyguards for a pretty lady like yourself.

Really?

- They're good, right? - They're good. But they look scary.

Are anyone of them who looks cute.

...so that I don't get bored looking at them?

Bodyguards always look fierce, there are no cute bodyguards.

- But this one is too fierce. - Right?

Maybe you have other people we haven't seen?

Come in.

- What's the matter? - Sorry for disturbing you.

These are the termination letters for Acho, Boris and Anyun.

Also one mutation letter for Lolox which needs your signature.