Wunderschöner

"AND THY DESIRE SHALL BE TO THY HUSBAND, AND HE SHALL RULE OVER THEE."

OLD TESTAMENT, THE FIRST BOOK OF MOSES, GENESIS, THE FALL OF MAN.

Good morning.

REPUBLICANS VOTE AGAINST TEEN CONTRACEPTION

DARE TO BE SEXY!

Our pitcher did really well and we're really happy we made the finals.

We rocked it together and we'll rock the finals together. Thanks!

- That's so cool. - Yeah, let's go.

Hey.

Hey, I can't right now.

What are you doing, Dude?

Come on.

- Are you stupid? - You stuck your ass out like that.

- Get lost, Julian! - Hey, what are you doing?

- What'd he do? - Idiot.

Dad!

Yes, I'll be right there!

Fuck.

- Go ahead and put your shoes on! - We already did!

So, you have everything?

Out, out, out. Let's go.

Shit.

HOUSEHOLD SCHEDULE HANG UP LAUNDRY

Let's go.

Strong feelings such as sadness, anger, fear, and despair

are quite normal after a separation.

From the initial shock to the healing of the wounded heart

and a satisfied and happy new beginning.

You're so beautiful.

I need that gum for seasickness.

I need some for lovesickness. Do they exist?

You'll be late for school.

Don't go!

Oh man, this boat.

FRANZ 1 PHOTO

Julie.

Great, thanks.

- Harry. - Exactly.

- The elevator is on the left. - Thanks, Harry.

Have fun.

Cute top.

- See you at 8, beautiful? - You'd better show up before 8.

Watch out.

Mother!

BEAUTIFUL II

Mother!

- No. - But...

No.

Mother!

What's your problem now? They're just blanks.

- You took everything away. - The neighbors don't know that.

I don't have time for this.

Shit, the paintings arrived. I have to go.

What's it this time? Lobster dinner for Afghanistan?

- I spoke to your doctor. - You're not allowed to do that.

Sue him. He deserves it for what he's prescribing.

I need the pills. I've suffered enough in my life.

Not enough for three different antidepressants.

I won't let you die from a cocktail of pills.

I won't do you that favor.

I can't sleep at all anymore,

even though I'm taking these hormones like crazy.

- They now say they're no good for you. - Oh, stop it. What is?

Yes, my God, who's so hesitant?

Hi.

Hello. Hi, I'm Julie, the new production manager.

Another new one. Great. Ok, listen, that's my dog Picasso.

- Are you good with dogs? - Yes, why?

He has to go out a lot. Now for example. Thank you.

I think there's been a misunderstanding.

- I'm the manager. - Nice try, Sweetie.

I don't do political correctness.

Everyone knows that, including the board, and now you know it too.

Ok.

He shouldn't eat anything but this.

He's just had gastritis and I can't go back to the vet.

And I won't be at the editorial meeting today.

I have to polish up the image of our publishing house.

That's right, today is another fundraiser.

- I don't know why I have to moderate. - I thought you were tight.

- You and the lady from the charity. - I'm probably just too nice.

Anything else?

Ok.

Oh my God, is it that hot, or is it just me?

- Watch what you're doing. - Yeah.

- Look, politically correct tits. - What do you want?

Take a look. In all colors and sizes.

Some pointing up, some pointing down.

There's something for everyone.

There are even some wrinkly ones for Ms. Oettinger to identify with.

Julian, you're so disgusting.

- What if a comet were heading for Earth? - No.

- Come on, we're alone in the world... - No.

Why don't you ask Tara, maybe she'll laugh for once.

- You're crazy, my God, no. - What if a comet were heading for Earth?

Julian, really. Just get out of here.

Do you think I want to be here, Sis? I have to be.

Vicky!

What's this? A suit of armor?

Yes, it's my padded vest.

- Because of the eggs. - What eggs?

The one's they'll throw when I'm up there alone again.

Pretty, isn't it?

Speaking of eggs. Have you heard anything from Franz?

I think he's on a mountain now.

He'll get in touch when he's ready. I won't squeeze him.

Speaking of squeeze.

Have you seen the guy from the Federal Ministry of whatever yet?

- Huh? What? - From the Federal Ministry of something.

Or Federal Police. I wasn't really listening.

Nice, right? Right away, you don't feel so alone.

I'm alone either way, with or without Mr. Fed-Something

What's that supposed to mean?

Will you come and help introduce my course on the invisibility of women in history?

See, I knew it.

I'll be booed up there alone because nobody gets it.

Or nobody cares?

Yes, dangerous. Hashtag: Darts.

He didn't hit you.

And now you have the feds.

I'm telling you, a little fed something-something.

Good morning! Could you perhaps quiet down now?

Our ever-popular project days are starting again today.

Schiller's gonna do something about annoying women.

Lilly forced us to take her course.

- Some arts and crafts and an easy "A." - Yeah, ok.

The teachers...

...they...

They/them all welcome you warmly.

At the end, the groups will exhibit their results.

He's trying.

With one exception. This year, there is a very special course.

All male students in grades 12 and 13 who, for whatever reason,

didn't pick a course, will be assigned to it.

It's about...

Gender... Gender-spec...

Sociation. And prevention.

- Dude, fuck. - What?

A big round of applause for our colleague from the FMSFJ,

Mr. Edris.

Thank you. Good morning everyone.

Let me introduce myself very briefly.

I am here on behalf of the FMSFJ in cooperation with the Federal Police.

- Loser! - Thank you.

In our society, women are still subject

to a disproportionately higher risk of violence.

- By men. - Dickhead.

Exactly.

Data from the Federal Police show this very clearly.

As part of the implementation of the Istanbul Convention,

we are now investigating how and whether gender-specific patterns

of violence are associated with gender-specific socialization.

And we need your help with this.

We've launched a small pilot project and are now very pleased

to be able to develop it together with you at this school,

to find out whether what we have come up with makes sense.

So I'm very pleased about your numerous and...

voluntary...

participation.

Thank you.

Or a course about annoying men.

Where did they find that dude?

I don't understand why we need that stupid list. Is it a competition?

I just don't want to keep explaining how a household works.

It's not just cleaning.

Could you please stop treating me like some idiot

who you have to clean up after?

I do what I can.

You don't think about everything that needs to be done.

So I always do more than I can.

But I can't help it if it's more than we can do.

I'd also like to say, "I can't anymore."

But it's the children who suffer.

Yes, or it's just not the way you want.

Why does it always have to be your way?

It doesn't have to be my way. But it has to be done.

We can gladly discuss how it should be done.

But it's not as if you're seeking to discuss it.

- You just ignore it. - I don't ignore anything.

I know what we're doing. I know what you do.

- Then say it. - I don't need a list.

- What did I do last week? - You want to pick a fight?

You need that? To show you're doing it better?

Yes.

Exactly, I need it. I love arguing. Arguing is the elixir of life for me.

Do you know how exhausting it is to have to bother you all the time?

I'd really like it if I didn't have to fight for a solution,

if you'd simply offer one of your own.

Yes, here. I have a solution. I have an app.

I'll get push messages all day about what you're doing.

Happy? I'll download it for you.

There you go.

I'd like to express my understanding. You're not alone in this.

The nest model is in itself a very good model for the little ones,

that you move and not the children,

but of course it also creates pressure.

Not only financially.

And that's where all parents reach their limits.

But when arguing, it's often easy

to see the other's shadow and your own light.