Cooking With Paris

Excuse me, sir?

Yes?

What do chives look like?

That's chives.

- This is chives? - Yes.

What do I do with it?

Eggs.

Brioche.

There you are.

Bacon.

Cute.

Bye.

My dress got so fucked up.

I love cooking, but I'm not a trained chef.

And I'm not trying to be.

I have a few go-to dishes.

Sliving nachos, jello shots, lasagna.

But I wanna mix it up,

so I'm expanding my repertoire.

I've found some brand-new recipes,

and I'm inviting my friends over to test them out.

- This looks so bomb. - Insane.

When I'm hosting, I do it right.

Hell yes.

And my wardrobe? On point.

So cute.

Will we create culinary magic?

- Moment of truth. - Wish me luck.

- Yes! - Oh my God.

Anything's possible.

Today I'm tackling breakfast.

Cereal is my favorite food group.

And my number one?

Lucky Charms.

For me, it's a midnight snack.

Mornings are overrated.

But I want to become a mom soon,

so learning to love mornings and breakfast is high on the to-do list.

My menu and decor are inspired by the best part of Lucky Charms,

the marshmallows.

The dining room will be filled with marshmallow-y white balloons.

I'll be wearing white sliving gloves.

We'll have Frosted Flakes French toast garnished with marshmallows,

and a frittata as fluffy as a cloud.

I've never made any of these dishes before,

but my sous-chef is Kim Kardashian.

She has to get breakfast ready for four kids every morning,

so she's gotta have things figured out.

Kim and I have elevated everything, from velour tracksuits to selfies,

and we're about to do the same for breakfast.

Yes, this is so amazing.

I know you love balloons.

I love this. This is so awesome.

I am so scared.

- Why are you scared? - It's gonna explode.

- You're scared of balloons? - Yes.

- Hi! - Hi!

- Welcome to heaven. - Thank you.

Oh, cute.

Yes, literally balloon heaven.

This is perfect for the marshmallows. I love it.

Yes. Absolutely.

Your living room is a mess.

Thousands of balloons everywhere, but we'll get it handled.

I love it.

- Well, keep killing it. - All right!

- Thank you, girls. - Thank you!

- I'm scared I'm gonna pop them. - I know.

Marshmallow time.

You can be my cooking assistant.

Sit there and look cute.

Prepping blue marshmallows.

- - Smells so good.

Right.

Do this for 30 seconds. Close.

I've loved marshmallows my whole life.

It's one of my favorite foods.

Okay. Think it's done.

Yes.

Oh, this is perfect.

My favorite Lucky Charms are the turquoise blue ones,

so I'm trying to make my very own ones

that are kind of like that pretty baby blue color.

I don't know how many drops I'm supposed to do,

but whatever, I'll try it.

I have to hurry, because this will become all hard soon.

Okay, this is perfect color.

And I'm gonna just put it all together,

so it's a thin, even layer.

Oh my God. It's so heavy.

Fuck.

So good.

Okay. That's it.

Ugh.

It's, like, impossible to get off.

Oh, my sliv gloves.

Fuck.

Almost forgot the most important part.

Glitter.

So pretty.

Perfect!

That's what I call sliving blue marshmallows.

This.

There.

- Now everything is ready for tomorrow. -

Where's the milk?

Dope.

Kim will be here in ten minutes.

Time for some sliv juice.

- - Whoa!

I'm so tired. I'm not a morning person.

Cute.

- Hi! - Hi, gorgeous.

- This is what you cook in? - Yes.

- Looking amazing. - Thank you.

- How are you? - Good. I love your hair.

- Thank you. - Beautiful.

- Welcome. - Love the gloves!

- Thank you. - Wait, you redid it!

- Yes. - You did the floors.

- Everything. - Yeah.

- Literally every room. - So good.

I've known Kim Kardashian since we were little girls,

and she's always been a morning person.

If anyone can help me wake up early and cook a fabulous breakfast,

it's Kim.

Welcome to my kitchen.

So cool. Oh my God!

How cute!

- Thank you. - What are we gonna make today?

French toast and, um, like an omelet kind of frittata thing.

- Okay. - Have you cooked that before?

I can.

- - Cooking with Kim Kardashian West.

I'm not usually a brunch person. I'm more of a dinner person,

or eating cereal, like, at midnight.

- Yep. - But since you're an early bird...

- I am. - ...I'm having brunch with you.

- - Look how cute my cooking book is.

- I made it. Yes. - That is so you.

- Mm-hmm. - Let me just say,

the days of traveling with Paris Hilton,

we would go to Rite Aid and get so many stickers.

We would just collage on the plane rides.

And we would, like, bedazzle everything. So this is so you.

I'm obsessed with Lucky Charms.

So I wanted to make my own cute marshmallows

- to top our French toast. - Okay.

I started last night. I made blue marshmallows.

And that's edible glitter. It's not, like, poisonous.

Okay.

How to shape sliving blue marshmallows.

The key is cute cookie-cutters.

So we have all these shapes.

- Cute. - We choose what we like.

I'll do the unicorn.

Maybe a star.

- What else do we have? Star. - Oh my God. That's so cute.

Loves it.

- Diamonds. - I wanna bring it home to North.

Tinker Bell.

- Did you have that made? - How is North? She's so cute.

She's good.

She would love this. They all would. They love to cook.

That's the fun part of having kids, you can cook with them and do fun things.

We do pizza nights where I get dough

and I just get tons of toppings,

and I let them roll it out and make pizzas.

- They love it. - I've never done that before, make pizza.

It's so good. I'll give you, like, the recipe just for a really easy thing,

like the dough.

And then you just pick your toppings.

- It's so easy and so good. - Yes!

- You'll look like the best chef. - Okay.

Okay. You wanna wear gloves

- because I have a lot of blue food dye. - Yes. Yes.

- Okay. - So...

- Sliving plastic gloves... -

- ...so we don't dye our fingers. - Do you do it over your lace gloves?

Yes. These are my, like, sliving cooking gloves.

I just do everything in them. I love my gloves.

Okay, we'll start with the cloud.

Yes.

Gonna try a Chanel. I don't know if this is gonna work.

The key is gonna be... to get it outta here.

I wish these were, like, harder.

- I did this last night. What the hell. - Oh man.

- This is gonna be a disaster. - Come on.

This looks like slime.

I'm gonna grab powdered sugar.

I feel like this is how it used to be.