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That's it.
What is this? Instead of bride and groom...
...marriage bureau's name is highlighted?
This marriage can be done without even nuptials but without our boss's brand...
...and banner this marriage cannot take place. Boss won't accept it.
Is he so great?
If he wants he can fix the marriages to widows, fools...
...illiterates, handicapped and no matter who it may be--
Hey! Will you keep quiet?
You shouldn't give his introduction in cheap terms.
- Hey, you tell him. - Really?
If he wants, he can fix the engagement...
...for even little kids.
If he is fixed about the correct amount...
...half burnt corpses can also get married.
Till now you might have...
...seen guarantee offers on goods.
But the only marriage bureau...
...that can give a guarantee on marriages is...
...our Malligadu Marriage Bureau.
- One year guarantee. - What guarantee?
Mother of bride and mother of groom are fighting there.
- Call for Malli. - Hey, come on!
Cool, buddy! Cool!
No matter whatever be the problem, he will come running to solve it.
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Catch him.
Hey, Malli! Why should you run unnecessarily when there is no profit?
It is not in my policy to do something without profit.
Come on, turn back.
Hey! While I am running, you will chase.
Is this necessary? I will surrender. Come on.
You wasted your energy and our petrol. Why didn't you stop earlier, Malli?
I have planned for a rich introduction.
Introduction is over. Come on now.
- Okay, let's go. - Let's go.
Oh, no!
Hey, won't you change? Can't you?
- Why did you push me? - Sorry, Malli.
After watching movies, this became our habit.
Life is different from movies.
Come into real life.
Hey!
Sister! Why is that angry look on such a beautiful face?
Are you making fun of me?
I never thought about marriage.
But you have convinced me saying that marriage will turn my life.
And got me married.
- Didn't it turn? - Yes, it did.
- Oh! - Yes, it did.
Look there.
Oh, no!
His life ended.
Why did he die so quickly?
You said one year guarantee.
But he died just in a week.
Did he manage to live for a week?!
I expected him to last just one day.
- Hey, what do you mean? - Nothing.
- Hey, what do you mean? - Nothing.
Give back our bro-in-law.
There will not be same face facility in this guarantee.
Then give me another face.
- You mean new bro-in-law, sister? - Yes.
You were against the marriage. How did you change like this?
What can I do?
- I am habituated to it. - What?
Hey, shut up!
- Sister! - Yes?
So you brought me not because he died.
No, to bring me another husband immediately.
That's no a big deal.
- But I'll take extra fees. - Money?
Take it.
Just a moment, sister.
Hey, Bunty!
Take a look, sister.
"Just what happened?"
He looks wonderful.
That's true.
"Just what happened? The heart feels like flying in the sky."
This guy is okay for me.
He seems very young.
Don't worry.
It is the result of my good deeds.
How could they think of groom to be young? Are they blind?
You will go mad when you know the truth.
Why would I?
She is thinking that you are the groom.
Do you want to marry her?
No!
I am the bride. I should be the one to feel shy.
Why is the groom so shy?
He is just afraid, sister.
Afraid? Why should he be afraid of would-be wife?
No need to be afraid.
No, he isn't the groom.
It's him.
Is that so? Then who is he?
He is my assistant.
Malli! I have asked for I-phone.
Why did you bring Chaina phone?
I cannot help! They have a lot of demand these days.
Is that so? Can't I exchange?
No need to change.
Is that so?
Okay, I'll adjust.
Sister! You shouldn't ask for guarantee this time.
Okay, brother.
Hey, give his fees.
I am the new candidate. Do I have guarantee?
He asked the same thing.
But died in one week.
Hey, bring your bro-in-law here.
- Brother-in-law! Let us go. - Oh, no!
Hey, why are you removing garlands?
Marriage is stopped. No need for decoration.
How can a marriage fixed by this Malli stop?
Listen Malli! He promised to give 1000gms gold.
But now he is giving 800gms and saying sorry.
- Is this proper? - I'll give it in a month, Malli.
Dad! Agree to it. I liked the girl.
Shut up! You can get another girl.
- This marriage is cancelled. - That's right.
A man should always stand by his word.
I am telling you all. This marriage is cancelled.
That's right. Malli is great.
Malli! How can you speak like that?
Okay. How much money did you take for dowry?
Ten lakhs.
How much did you spend for marriage hall and catering?
- Five lakhs. - So total 15 lakhs.
Listen. You give them the return ticket charges.
Give them the 15 lakhs that you took immediately.
- He blew you up. - Wouldn't I?
What is this? How could you say that?
She is a girl. If her marriage stops in the last moment--
When Malli is here, why would her marriage stop?
Impossible!
Hello? Is it collector Kalyan?
Greetings. I have fixed your marriage.
Bride is fully decorated and ready for the marriage.
Just do something. Wear proper dress...
...invite your neighbours or colony members and come here by two buses.
Will you pay for their bus charges?
- Of course! - Okay, come quickly.
You can marry her and take with you.
Dad! I like this girl.
Shut up! Let me speak to him.
He said that he will give the gold in a month. Let's continue with this marriage.
I don't think he can give it in a month.
He might take three months.
Let him take six months if not three.
No, this marriage is cancelled.
Why?
When collector is coming for my daughter...
...why should I marry her to this fellow?
Shut up! He is a bill collector and not some district collector.
Marry her to him if you want.
Okay, Malli! I cannot say no to your request. Let us continue.
- Then fixed. - He said it is fixed.
Let us go.
This marriage is cancelled.
What happened now, Malli?
First pay my fees and then get married.
We already paid you.
That is for the marriage that was stopped.
I am asking for the marriage that is about to happen.
Give him his money, please!
- Hey, give the money. - You too.
Take this, Malli.
Here, Malli.
Start the band!
If a marriage is fixed through Malligadu marriage bureau...
...then no one can stop that marriage.
"Who said that 'marriages are made in heaven' ?"
"If Malli sees them, he will break their bones."
"Till that person agrees that he was mistaken..."
"...and ask for forgiveness, Malli won't leave him."
"If it is said that everything is decided by fate..."
"...then why would people are crazy about marriage bureaus?"
"If you really are interested to get married..."
"...then he is the only person you have to meet."
"Malligadu marriage bureau is very famous."
"Malligadu marriage bureau gives one year guarantee."
"No matter whatever match he fixes..."
"...marriage is performed in a grand style."
"He can get Elizabet Tylor..."
"...wedded to a normal tailor."
"He can get an old man married..."
"...to a beautiful lady."
"He is not an ordinary guy. If you can pay his fees..."
"...he will make impossible looking marriages possible."
"If he takes the money, he can get a crow married to a swan."
"No matter what the problem is, he will solve everything."
"There is one poster no matter where you look."
"Malligadu marriage bureau!"
"No matter who asks, there is only one answer. Malligadu marriage bureau!"
"If you take divorce. Malligadu marriage bureau!"
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