Kim Possible

So, a few years ago,

I accidentally received a distress call.

I was done with my homework, so...

I answered it.

Now, I save the world.

Okay, here's the sitch.

A big-deal slime scientist has been captured

by the evil Professor Dementor, and I'm gonna rescue him.

Who am I?

I'm Kim Possible.

I've done everything you've asked.

I formulated the world's most dangerous disintegrating slime.

Please, please let me go!

I miss my wife, and my kids, and my mold spores.

My dear Doctor Glopman.

You say this is the "Uber Slime."

Let's... make... sure.

I need backup!

Haa!

Ahhhh!

Ugh!!!

No!

Ahhhhhh!!!!

This is Ron Stoppable.

Best friend and best sidekick.

Ahhhhh!!!!!

Are we winning?

Ron, look at the Hench-dudes you took out.

Ha!

Ron, you've done it again.

Ha-ha!

Woah!

I'm sure Dementor didn't see that.

Woah!

Uhh... Uhh...

Ron, run!

Huh?

Okay. Might have seen that.

Kim?

I've got a target lock.

Here, uh, see for yourself.

That's our friend, Wade.

Resident tech genius.

He graduated from college when he was 10.

Professor Dementor has the scientist chained up on level 6.

You better hurry!

Come on, Ron. Let's do this.

Oh.

Success!

The world is mine! What?

What? What?

Why is it turning all pink and sparkly?

I don't know, it's probably just a by-product

of the disintegration process.

I cannot take over the world with the pink and the sparkles.

Everybody will make the fun.

How? They'll all be disintegrated.

As will you, Doctor Smartypants.

Now...

Oh, no.

Engage the painfully slow descending hook...

into your slimy doom.

Please, please don't do this!

Please, be reasonable.

Oh, my strap is itchy.

Please, get me out of here!

Slime's up, Professor Dementor.

Fraulein...

Possible?

Get her!

Go! Go! Go!

Ron, unhook the dock.

I'll take the goons.

Go faster, hook.

Crush her!

Ron, grapple me.

Oof!

Ugh!

Ahhhh!!!

Ha! What will you do without your grappling hook, Fraulein?

Oh, that... that is what you will do, oh.

You have to push in, and turn.

Push in and turn at the same time.

Henchmentors, stop that clumsy boy.

What are you doing back there?

I'm saving you.

Uh, help?

Kim!

Help! Help!

Oooh!

Woah, help us!

Aaaah!

Ugh!

Come on, doc, we got to get out of here.

No, I can't.

There's a world-ending supply of deadly slime here.

We must destroy it.

Wade, I know we got to fly,

but I need you to see if there's a self-destruct button

anywhere...

Self-destruct sequence initiated.

Enjoy your death.

Found it.

Looks like I have the only escape pod.

Hey, Wade.

Re-route that puppy to the nearest police station.

With pleasure.

What... wait?

Nein, no!

No! Nooooo!

Nein! No!

Nooooooo!

Kim, 30 seconds 'til self-destruct.

We got to go, come on.

Take this. Ron and I can share.

And from now on,

I will only use my slime for the good of humanity.

Maybe the occasional kids' award show.

Drone mode, Wade.

Let's get Doctor Glopman to safety.

Can do.

Woah!

Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!

Uh, Kim, remember what happened to our only other jetpack?

Okay. I have a plan.

Woah.

Wade, remote fire Ron's jetpack.

On it!

Hey, Kim?

When I told you that one time I'd jump off a cliff for you,

I didn't expect it to happen.

Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Ahhhhh!!!!!

Ahhhhh!!!!!

So, what's the sitch?

And in Europe last night,

teen hero Kim Possible captured her 14th villain this year.

I am an innocent escape pod enthusiast!

This is police harassment!

Europe?

No wonder Kimmy got in so late.

I'm glad she's home safe and sound.

I'm worried about her not getting enough sleep.

Yeah, well...

Or dissolving in slime.

Ugh!

Oops.

Jim, Tim?

Our bad, Mom and Dad.

Still working out some bugs.

Well, I should make sure our gal isn't too tired

from her mission to wake up for school.

Kimmy Anne, the bus is almost here.

Wade?

The bus will be here in six minutes.

You're looking swell today, Dr. P.

Thank you, Wade.

Now, log off. This is a girls only convo.

Over and out.

Ah, this is the big day.

You feel ready?

I'm so excited.

I finished all my summer reading,

like, two weeks ago.

I've done a VR walkthrough of the school so I don't get lost.

Oh, and my cheer squad audition routine is,

if I do say so myself, flawless.

Okay, well, I guess that answered my...

Oh, and look.

I picked out and sorted all of my outfits for the month.

Wow, for the first month?

Oh, and I memorized my teacher's names,

their birthdays, their food allergies,

just in case we want to get them a gift.

Okay, Kimmy, honey...

Oh, and this morning,

I started prepping for my midterms and finals,

cause they're only four and eight months away.

Can't be too prepared.

Right, yeah...

So you've been really busy since...?

3:00 AM.

Well, 4:00 AM.

I took a little nap after saving the world from slimy doom.

Sit down, my little hummingbird.

Oh...

What's up?

My sweet girl.

I just... I want you to know that,

that high school can be kind of daunting.

It's okay if you don't figure it all out on the first day.

Don't worry, I've allowed myself the morning of day two as well,

for wiggle-room.

Day two?

Mm-hmm.

Mom, don't worry.

I'm Kim Possible.

I handle things.

It's what I am, it's what I do.

Sweetie, just know that we're here for you if you need...