Chuck

No one stops us.

No one ever has.

Chuck, did you just flash?

- Oh, Chuck me. - Kill him.

Chuck?

Guys...

...I know kung fu.

Agent Carmichael.

Call me Charles.

You have something that belongs to my boss. The case.

I would like for you to give it to me.

Please.

You show up with no gun...

...and "please"...

...and what, I quiver in fear?

We've got a lock on the case.

It's in the room with you.

Give me the case or else.

Or else what?

Or else I do this?

No.

I was thinking something more like this.

Cool, cool, cool. Everybody be cool. Everybody just chill out.

Very, very good.

On the ground, now. Nice and easy.

Yuri, hand me that case. After that, it's pierogi time.

- No. - Shoot him, Chuck.

So do it.

Shoot me.

Don't mess with me, Yuri.

Shoot him now.

Get him.

Chuck, what is happening? Your heart rate spiked. You okay?

I'm okay. I got punched in the face, and it's throbbing a little bit.

Get out of there now.

- Where's my exit? - They're closing in on you. Get to a roof.

The chopper's inbound.

General, I don't wanna sound demanding here...

...but I could use that chopper now!

The chopper's too far.

There's a line on the roof that runs to the next building.

Zip-line across. We'll find you--

- What do you mean, zip-line? - It's in the Intersect.

Okay, I got this.

- General, I'm not flashing. - Do it, Chuck. Flash.

If you stress me, it's never gonna work.

- Chuck, flash! - Okay.

Flash.

One, two, three, flash.

I don't think my vertigo's helping here.

General, are you there?

- General! - You're dead.

That's all, Frank. Terminate the simulation.

Copy that, ma'am.

Chuck...

...you can come down now.

- Why didn't you shoot Yuri? - Well, we were very close...

...and while I realize it's just a simulation, safety first, you know.

To be honest, I'm not comfortable with the shooting-people thing.

This isn't working out.

Look, general, I realize that we've had our setbacks, I do.

But let's not dwell in the past here.

I'm convinced I can be a great spy. I know it.

We spent millions to get you up and running...

...as our new Intersect agent. It's not working.

My dad can help. He built the computer.

The problem is not with the computer.

It's with you.

The Intersect 2.0 was designed to go into a real spy, like Bryce Larkin.

Someone in complete control of their feelings.

What are you saying?

It's over.

Our Los Angeles field unit will keep an eye on you...

...until a final decision can be made regarding your status.

Hold on a second here.

You're firing me? Do you have any idea what I gave up for this?

- Goodbye. - You don't know what I said no to!

Frank.

Go home, tell your sister you're going on a trip to Europe. Six weeks.

Where are we really going?

A red site training facility.

- Training for what? - For you, moron. The new Intersect.

They're gonna train you and turn you into a super spy.

Did Casey tell you they're moving me to a facility? I'm gonna be a spy.

- I know, I heard. Come on. - What--?

What's the matter?

If you go, you're gonna be a spy for the rest of your life.

Every city is gonna be a new mission, a new identity.

You're not gonna be the same person.

- Yeah, that's a great thing. - Chuck, listen.

We could--

We could what?

We could run.

Together. You and me.

We go now and we never look back.

- Are you serious? - I have some money saved up.

I'd get us some new identities, create an escape route.

Go to the training facility in Prague, meet me at the Nadrazi train station...

...in three weeks' time at 7:00, and then I can figure the rest out later.

What are you saying?

I'm saying I wanna be a real person again. With you.

This is what you want, right?

I mean, this is it, Chuck.

Will you run away with me?

Yeah.

Chuck?

Chuck, what happened?

Chuck, honey, where's Sarah?

I lost her.

The girl of my dreams. It was all my fault.

Maybe not. Why don't you pick up the phone and call her?

You guys can work it out. I'm sure she misses you too.

Your phone, my dear.

Pick up, Sarah.

- Morning, Chuck. - Morning, bro.

Mm-hm.

Chuck, you feeling any better? You got a game plan? Job hunting?

Probably not.

No rush, amigo, but how long do you think you'll be staying?

Chuck?

Chuck.

Chuck, if you won't talk to me, then you have a visitor.

Chuck.

Chuck.

It's me, man.

Morgan?

- Morgan? - Yeah.

- Is that you? - It is. It is.

I'm back for a few days. Hawaii's great.

And Benihana, forget about it. Flying through the ranks.

That's it. I'm gonna be master chef in no time.

I'm so proud of you. We should get together soon.

- You and I sit down-- Ehh. - I'd love that.

Hm.

Worse than I thought.

All right, Chuck, that is enough. Sit up.

You are getting off this couch and you are going to do something today.

Out. Out.

I tried, guys.

Just leave him with his cheese balls. That's all he cares about.

Hello, sir. How may I service you?

Uh...

I'm looking for cheese puffs.

Aisle 3. It's been a pleasure serving you.

Look at that wretch.

Security, we have a street person in Aisle 3.

Could be the one stealing toilet paper.

Gotcha. Hand it over, punk.

Bartowski?

Oh, Chuck Bartowski?

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

Get a good look, everybody. Everybody. Everybody come hither. Come hither.

Take a sniff.

That is the putrid stench of failure.

That's why you don't leave the Buy More. Yeah.

You become feral.

Wretched.

You're just another loser.

My god, you're pathetic.

Sneaking back into the Buy More like some vagrant Serpico.

Goodness, you're a hot mess.

Emmett, please...

I'm sorry, do you have something to say? Right here.

No, I have nothing to say. I'm okay. I'm good.

Oh, that's what I thought.

Oh, it's a good thing.

Because you don't know how close you came to getting your ass kicked.

Oh, captain, my captain.

Tell us that you've returned to take control of Buy More.

Look, I'm sorry, fellas.

I'm sorry. I don't think I could help even if I tried.

What do you care about our troubles? You got blondie.

- We're not-- She's getting hotter.

Agreed. Her ass seems to be lifting, ever so slightly. Charles--

- What? - Ass.

No, what? You've seen her?

Just through a telescope when she goes in and out of that nasty yogurt shop.

She's still here.

Sarah?

Hello?

Heard you were a lemon, but this is pathetic.

Even for you.

- What the hell are you doing here? - I think that I left a light jacket in Castle.

I was just here to pick it up.

Clean those up.

Hurry it up. I have to finish packing.

What's been going on in the biz?

You talk to any of the old gang?

Sarah, for instance?

Nope.

- Really? - Yeah?

- Mm-hm. - Can I talk to her when you're done?

Yeah.

Seven. Mm-hm.

- Yeah. - Just tell her--

If you could just ask her if she's gotten my messages...

...because I've been calling at lot.

It's the lemon.

Duly noted. See you tonight.

Did she say anything about me?